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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Guys I think Antonio Brown might be pretty good.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Elephanthead posted:

Pouncey man of the really dolphins?

I laugh every time I remember he's their Man of the Year candidate.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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What in the world would DHB have been heated about?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Open the Yates!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Did Nantz just say 'Interesting splatter?'

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Haha, if Moore comes back in after one play.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I was going to say if they miss the most obvious hold in the world there.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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VJeff posted:

lol, jesus, gently caress that. How can you think it's fair to put them 1st and 25 there.

They didn't? It was the holding penalty that pushed them back.

e: Or maybe I missed something, I guess it was third and thirty something. Not paying hte most attention at the second

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Citizen Tayne posted:

I'll take their word over some random guy on the internet.

Haven't watched Phil Simms much I take it?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Haha, just absolutely nothing going right for the Dolphins.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I don't even care about the hit, I'm just offended that Citizen Tayne appealed to Phil Simms expertise.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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With Matt Moore I may be speaking too soon, but after the first 8 minutes of the game I think you're pretty happy if you're the Dolphins going into halftime down 14.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I hate that teams don't use time outs in that situation. Yes you still have time for 2 or 3 shots with 15 seconds, which is about what it would have taken to spike it. That's if everything goes right, if you have a scramble play that takes 10 seconds to end you've screwed yourself out of a shot to the end zone.

e: On the other hand that can happen I guess.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Why does Terry Bradshaw hate Mike Tomlin again?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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CharlestheHammer posted:

How? Not much interesting has happened

You gotta admit Antonio Brown and Leveon Bell are pretty cool.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Ehud posted:

the dolphins could be close to tying it up without turnovers

To be fair they could also be down 28-6 without a turnover on the other side.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I think I saw JMU run that play several times yesterday.

Ben didn't really commit to it.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Alright, Leveon is awesome but this has been bugging me with people saying they've never seen anyone run like that before. Priest Holmes ran like that his entire time in KC.

The difference is it's more ballsy for Bell since the Steelers aren't one of the best offensive lines ever assembled (and Bell is way more physically talented), but the patience behind the line is the same.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Zyla posted:

theres no way the steelers beat kc on the road

Bell terrifies me.

Brown does too, but I think they can keep him in check(ish). Like, he'll get his but not go for 150 yards in the first quarter I mean. The Chiefs run defense on the other hand is...not good.

Be nice to jump out to an early lead next week, I think it'll be a really good game.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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The Heinz Ward rule rears its head!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Haha, Ben gets to make the decisions.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Haha, oh my god.

It was going to be a 3 score game which is the best you can do, plus that kicker has looked pretty bad today anyway.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Turdsdown Tom posted:

I'm excited to see what Tom Brady does to Houston in revenge for dunking on his backup's backup.

Was it the Texans who beat the Pats without Brady? I thought it was the Bills for some reason.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Kalli posted:

It was the Bills. Jacoby Brissett beat the Texans 27-0.

Jesus Christ Texans.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

If their game in the regular season was any indication, yeah

That was one of those games where poo poo goes wrong at the start and everything snowballs. Kinda doesn't seem like an accurate representation of either team in the end.

Looks like we'll find out one way or the other.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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So Matt Moore isn't very fast huh?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Roargasm posted:

yes guaranteed. the first three games were all going to be poo poo from the get go

I thought the Lions had a chance to beat the spread, more because Seattle tends not to blow people out than because of anything Lions.

As it turns out the Lions really are just that bad.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Shes Not Impressed posted:

Hmm maybe if they played each other this season we might have an idea..................

Grittybeard posted:

That was one of those games where poo poo goes wrong at the start and everything snowballs. Kinda doesn't seem like an accurate representation of either team in the end.

Looks like we'll find out one way or the other.

Like I said, we'll see. There are a lot of things that scare me about the Steelers but I do believe it's a lot more interesting matchup than that game would lead you to believe.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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That was a kinda pretty dance move Landry broke out there.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Ehud posted:

"I didn't realize how hard he runs" -Phil Simms on Jay Ajayi who leads the NFL in yards after contact

I'm gonna put the odds that Phil Simms looks at a single stat for any team he isn't covering that week at about 10%.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Tricky Ed posted:

There's a kicking analyst.

I always wonder why a bad quarterback is analyzing kicks before I remember Jay Feely and AJ Feeley are different people.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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For what possible reason is Ben still in the game?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Haha, the Steelers and fans pissed about the no-call delay of game.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Ehud posted:

phil simms, is that you?

He's better than I expected him to be, had a couple of nice throws down the field before the game was totally out of hand.

Having said that the turnovers were all killers.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Vertical Lime posted:

why doesn't cbs have anyone who is sorta acknowledging that

Because the NFL frowns on gambling

*releases detailed injury reports weekly specifically because of gambling*

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Why no throw a hail mary there?

I guess it might get Matt Moore killed, but you clearly don't care about his health since he's still in the game.

A give up draw on the last play of the season just seems sad.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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How, how do you let Rodgers keep completing those?

It's not a hard play to defend.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Kalli posted:

Eli Crapple.

Yeah that was particularly bad, all I can imagine is he never saw the ball or just read it wrong in the air.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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TBeats posted:

What's the record for most completed Hail Mary passes in a career?

I remember the Falcons of all teams had a bunch in the 90s, although that might have been across a few quarterbacks.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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mikeraskol posted:

What an awful loving game.

Can we fire McAdoo and hire a real coach please.

With all this boat talk I figure you should hire PJ Fleck.

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