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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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That's right you thought in xXx State of the Union Xander Cage had (SPOILER!) DIED because that flap of skin with his tattoo splatted against the camera in that dvd extra but NO. HE BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQEFmHsseaU

How do you think he is alive now? I think they sent a fake Xander Cage and this is the real one but hey that's just me.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


he knows how to do motocross kung fu and thats cool

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Sid Vicious posted:

he knows how to do motocross kung fu and thats cool

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
i long ago imagined that xander was actually a quadriplegic that lived out badass fantasies in the form of tabletop games that he created. Nina Dobrav is his little sister

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
I kind of want Xander to be the "bad guy" of the next fast and furious movie. Let Vin Diesel fight a CG version of himself.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



hell ya

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

As Nero Danced posted:

I kind of want Xander to be the "bad guy" of the next fast and furious movie. Let Vin Diesel fight a CG version of himself.

they should do more dumb action movie crossovers like this

like when The Transporter appeared in Collateral

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012



movie is gonna own bones

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
well my expectations did a 180 there

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
tho the last scene made me realize its basically saints row: the movie and honestly im still ok w that

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


god drat this movie has fuckin donnie yen AND tony jaa in it. classic already calling it

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I have spent every single waking moment from the release of the first xXx waiting for the return of Xander Cage. In fact, even before seeing xXx I felt as though there was a Xander Cage shaped hole in my life, and although at the time I knew not his name it was often as if I could hear it echoing in my subconscious, whispered on the wind. I always, always knew he would return and now my faith in Xander Cage has been rewarded.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
this movie couldn't be released on a better day

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

nigga crab pollock posted:

tho the last scene made me realize its basically saints row: the movie and honestly im still ok w that

The Fast and Furious series is Saints Row, this is like Bad Day L.A.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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nigga crab pollock posted:

tho the last scene made me realize its basically saints row: the movie and honestly im still ok w that

Why wouldn't you be? How many years has it been since a Crank movie? 8?!

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

:krust:

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I'm cool with Vin coming back but what about Asia Argento??

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WhyteRyce posted:

I'm cool with Vin coming back but what about Asia Argento??

she was in that episode of anthony bourdain's cnn show recently being a mom and poo poo.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
The trailer has a distinct lack of Limp Biskit

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Never met a man named Xander

Know some Anders, but no Xanders

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Is Vin already in the nostalgia movie point in his career? That's depressing. It's Die Hard 4 all over again.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Never met a man named Xander

Know some Anders, but no Xanders

No one else is Xteme enough to be named Xander.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

a bone to pick posted:

The trailer has a distinct lack of Limp Biskit

bizkit you son of a bitch! CHOCOLATE STARFISH KEEP ON ROLLIN BAYBAAAAAAY

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
God im so pumped for this movie cuz i did a few extra reps at the gym when i thought about it

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
XANDER CAGE BROs!! Wooo!

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

i been looking at lots of pictures of very muscular men to get ready.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i been looking at lots of pictures of very muscular men to get ready.

That's one of the Xander Pumped Rules to get ready for fuckin XXX man

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i been looking at lots of pictures of very muscular men to get ready.

Are they tanned and oiled up nicely? If so, can you share them. I'm asking for a friend.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

XXX was a better Bond movie than Die Another Day

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Was vin riding a fuckin motorcycle in the ocean in the trailer?

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Never met a man named Xander

Know some Anders, but no Xanders

i knew a xavier

he was weird

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

haljordan posted:

Was vin riding a fuckin motorcycle in the ocean in the trailer?

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Rasta_Al posted:

That's one of the Xander Pumped Rules to get ready for fuckin XXX man

waah posted:

Are they tanned and oiled up nicely? If so, can you share them. I'm asking for a friend.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
isn't vid diesel like 75 years old

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
I LIVE FOR THIS poo poo

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

A misanthrope posted:

isn't vid diesel like 75 years old

but thats like 70 years of pumping if you start at 5 years old, bruv

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Vin Diesel was best as Groot because then we couldn't see his dumb loving face.

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waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

ProfessorMurder posted:

Vin Diesel was best as Groot because then we couldn't see his dumb loving face.

He doesn't care what you think because he lives his life a quarter mile at a time.

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