NCAA Offseason N/V: Home of the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl (awaiting Shark Bowl)

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Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

DOUBLE CLICK HERE posted:

http://collegefootball.ap.org/poll
Boomer

USC #3 above Huskies? :smugjones:

Ehhhhhhhhhh debatable AP

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 14:20

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 03:29

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Newks is great. Their salad and sandwiches are well worth it.

Panera loving sucks and hipsters only pretend they like it like they do with Pabst

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 21:07

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Pakled posted:

https://twitter.com/rossdellenger/status/832771799930781696

yaw yaw

Was it like the Baton Rouge jail? Parish jail? Angola prison? I have so many questions

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 23:14

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

LeeMajors posted:

Y'all talk about how Jameis Winston got all the little boys up in a class and told them to be strong and powerful, while telling the little girls they're supposed to be silent and gentle.

Not surprising that an 'alleged' rapist is profoundly misogynistic, I guess, but what a loving moron.

Jameis Winston is a very unintelligent person. Why would you even ask him to speak anywhere

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 13:54

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

If anyone ever tells you they don't like rape violence culture, you punch them in the face!!

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 17:43

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Notable Baylor rapist and still piece of human trash Tre'Von Armstead finding his way back into the news!

Supposedly he pushed a woman, got confronted by cops, and then after they got him in the back of the cop car kicked out the window.

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/03/13/former-baylor-te-trevon-armstead-arrested-on-multiple-charges-in-las-vegas/

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 22:01

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Quidditch is a cool concept sport that's pretty much exclusively played by non athletic kids. The only reason Texas is good at it is because they actually have athletic kids

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 14:23

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

MourningView posted:

Imagine watching people run around with a goddamn broom between their legs and unironically calling it cool

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 14:55

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Lol Dan Mullen coaches so dirty that even his spring games have illegal hits

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 21:49

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Flaming hot cheeto sushi. Jesus Christ Tuscaloosa get it together

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 17:29

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-basketball/news/north-carolina-hb2-acc-championships-ncaa-boycott-unc-nc-state/rqtmr53jqdub12gtili3pwdei

quote:

A new house bill introduced April 10 states that if the ACC boycotts the state for future championship game sites, the state would force UNC and N.C. State to withdraw from the conference.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 16:32

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

BBQ is okay. I'll never understand you guys passion for this

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 13:38

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Is there a particular reason they are the Aztecs? Is San Diego a secret Aztec city

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 16:53

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

A lot of the southern Mexican states (especially Yucat�n) and the western Mexican states still hold a strong identity to either Mayan or Aztec heritage. I know that a large percentage of Mexico City area residents are genetically Aztec.

I'm just not sure if San Diego is like that? Maybe a large number of Hispanic residents in the area are genetically or culturally Aztec as well?

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 23:56

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Henchman of Santa posted:

Wait, Vandals are an ethnic group?

Learn some drat history! Who do you think sacked Rome?

Stop naming teams after people. All teams should have good car mascots thank you for your time

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 15:20

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/MarkRicht/status/855574227549925376

This reads like a bad gay porn dialogue

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 18:21

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

vyst posted:

Don't be mad because your pussy AD is a human piece of poo poo

Nobody with a brain is disputing that about joe alleva.

Though both North Carolina teams played in hurricane so...

# ¿ May 1, 2017 01:47

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Warbird posted:

Roll Tide I suppose.

Rename Legion Field to Piggly Wiggly Field.

If anyone should have piggly wiggly field it should be Arkansas :razorfront:

# ¿ May 2, 2017 18:51

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Jeremor posted:

I hope it crashes into a wall and explodes.

gently caress clemson.

Lotta salt in this post

# ¿ May 5, 2017 15:23

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I kinda like Tom Herman. The fact that he's crazy makes me feel slightly encouraged because that makes him like Texas's Mike Leach/Nick Saban/Jim Harbaugh.

More like a less autistic Harbaugh. But I might be wrong honestly

# ¿ May 5, 2017 21:22

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Scarf posted:

https://twitter.com/CoachLaneFAU/status/860716811515514880

oh boy. I don't think I ever needed to see that :stare:

# ¿ May 7, 2017 20:03

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

FizFashizzle posted:

I could see Harbaugh trying to send a message.

Harbaugh would use his shark loving for an excuse to have a Florida recruiting satellite camp

# ¿ May 8, 2017 14:08

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Lmao at UF students searching UF

# ¿ May 8, 2017 20:49

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Dacoacho went on Le Batard earlier and said he drinks about 8 to 10 monster energy drinks a day :stare:

# ¿ May 10, 2017 20:03

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/CinefunkMedia/status/862733088929058816

Can't wait for game day signs this year

# ¿ May 11, 2017 23:45

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Mouse Cadet posted:

And in other Gator news....

Also you may recall Congresswoman Corrine Brown from this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

Looks like she won't be attending any Gator games for a while

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-congresswoman-may-spend-rest-life-prison-fraud-072639333.html

Before going to the article, I assumed she must be a strong shark advocate

Fraud is less funny

# ¿ May 12, 2017 14:05

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

How much is UF paying that man to pretend to be Coach Mac

# ¿ May 12, 2017 15:46

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

FizFashizzle posted:

UNC confirmed they got Harris.

He'll likely be the starter and put up pretty good numbers.

I'm just going to go ahead and say I'm sorry you guys have to suffer having Brandon Harris

# ¿ May 12, 2017 18:42

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

LSU got Texas Tech WR transfer Jon Giles. He looks to have done pretty good last year but that was with Kliff Air Raid and Mahommes... TTU goons what can be expected of him at an LSU team with no definite QB

# ¿ May 15, 2017 23:50

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

vyst posted:

Big ten cities don't have any good ~~high school~~ football

# ¿ May 16, 2017 18:35

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

whiteyfats posted:

Alleged rapist.

Lol drat dude maybe don't open that can of worms

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:38

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

I saw a very cool realignment on some Wyoming Cowboys board a while back that had all the conferences geography based. I can't find it again but the gist was every Florida team was a conference, California west coast conference, Texas/Louisiana Conference, and merge Big10 with MAC.

# ¿ May 26, 2017 15:05

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Send Oklahoma to big 10. Send WVU to SEC. Send UT into the loving sun

# ¿ May 26, 2017 19:27

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

LeeMajors posted:

This ends w Malik getting the starting job, Franks transferring to LSU, UF going 7-5 this year w Zaire, and LSU winning a title in 19 w Franks.

And UF having no QB depth after this year.

Franks either transfers to LSU or violates team rules and becomes Auburn's starter

# ¿ May 29, 2017 00:06

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

an adult beverage posted:

Does A&M fire Sumlin this season if it's another 8-5ish year?

A&M AD not so subtly said Sumlin either has a great season or is gone

# ¿ May 31, 2017 22:41

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Is there no MACtion hockey what is this travesty

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 19:14

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Ole Miss is planning on fighting the NCAA over the allegations and will be challenging them :munch:

this should get good soon

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 20:21

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

4 of the Ole Miss violations came from Houston Nutt. The dude cheated and still had a 10 - 22 conference record at ole miss

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 20:33

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

~~Urban Meyer~~ Bob Stoops retired because he was scared of ~~Nick Saban~~ Tom Herman always beating him

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 00:00

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 03:29

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

How long until the NCAA demands all the money he's made and then gives him a suspension

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 19:39

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