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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/ChrisKirschner/status/818698009458470912

Must've been a real punch to the face

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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R.D. Mangles posted:

With their insane NFL death juggernaut players at every position, why the heck can't Saban get a quarterback?

He got their top one this recruiting cycle, from Hawaii

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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MourningView posted:

He was pretty good this year all things considered. His running carried their offense for a big chunk of the year, and as bad as he was passing in this one he still had a long TD run that easily could have been the game winning score. He's gonna be a monster in a year or two
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I dunno, I think it skews mightily to what Sarkisian (or whoever calls the plays in the next two years) wants to do. I'm not sure Saban really cares for this style of offense with Kiffin, and Hurts can easily be replaced by a much less wild-armed game manager running a pro style, like Saban traditionally liked before Freshwater.

Lane Kiffin broke Alabama records with Blake Sims doing weird stuff

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Alaois posted:

Well they just recruited the top-ranked Dual Threat QB in the country so

I know, I said that earlier :confused:

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/818700963192172548

https://twitter.com/BW_Jones/status/818704743832965123

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jan 10, 2017

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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They had to put them somewhere.

They had to be on there.

LSU and Pitt should be higher tho

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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whiteyfats posted:

I thought FSU would still end up behind Michigan, so yay.

Being behind 3 Big Ten teams is funny though

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/818644476218310657

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Jan 10, 2017

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Outraged about the pick but not Alabama players intentionally trying to give Watson early onset CTE and it going uncalled

Ehud posted:

I prayed about it and I feel like god really wants all the 4 and 5 star guys to play for us.

Sup urban meyer?

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jan 10, 2017

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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KKKLIP ART posted:

I seem to remember Notre Dame lost to Texas in part because they got called for a pick play, and then Alabama loses to Clemson because of a pick play.


So pick plays are cool when it means teams that I want to lose do indeed lose.


FSU also beat Notre Dame on a pick pla last year

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Proud Christian Mom posted:

This was Bama's worst offense in years and they still went 14-1 so let's not worry too much

Alabama would be 9-3 in the ACC

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Go Texas go!

Komet posted:

http://sportspolls.usatoday.com/ncaa/football/polls/coaches-poll/

4. Washington
5. USC

GTFO, coaches

in the same vein:

6. Ohio State
7. Penn State



Lotta big ten teams in that top ten

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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"It's not a crisis until people find out"

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/CecilHurt/status/818957222218711040

94 on the DL

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/Charlie_Frankel/status/819184576123768832

This man is an angel on Earth

also

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Former 4* QB Torrance Gibson transfers from Ohio State to Cincinnati because he did something non-criminally really really really stupid

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Bip Roberts posted:

Moving out of town but staying in Ohio?

His poor judgment is quite consistent.

He'd probably start immediately at UF, and he grew up in Florida. Though, it could be that Ohio State got jobs for his family and they moved up to Ohio, so staying would work.

vvv better explanation

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jan 12, 2017

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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okay but ribeyes are the best

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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whatever you put on your eggs is immaterial

the important part is that the eggs are poached with a runny yolk

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Emron posted:

I can't imagine how awful it must be to have TFF to dislike your team and/or coach. It must be unbearable. You have my deepest condolences.

I like Harbaugh

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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I think i want to try Korean Army Stew this offseason


https://youtu.be/mIUc0jiOxE0

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/StateCoachD/status/820686097801969670

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/AndrewGreif/status/821157785203130368

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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and therefore The CFB Playoffs!

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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whiteyfats posted:

Dr. Pepper is a quality drink.

Also. I think FSU and Clemson are the two most SEC teams not actually in the SEC.


Ew to the second part, but not the first part

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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RIP Account posted:

I prefer being in a good conference

We had a good set lf QBs this year too.

Was nice to watch. I really hope the Syracuse QB's brains get unscrambled tho

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Incoherence posted:

Basically "Lowtax is back on the forums".

I don't know what that means

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/colecubelic/status/821170766934867968

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Scarf posted:

I think one of my first posts in TFF got me probated for RIVALS DOT COM and I'm pretty sure it was MV who carried it out.


goonspeed :patriot:


Every board I post on is in an unsettling, dark, last-night-on-earth, glad-to-have-met-y'all mood

Hm

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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FSU status: still really cool

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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I want someone who only believes in vinegar-based BBQ sauce

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/fau-owls/fau-blog/sfl-lane-kiffin-jokes-about-departure-from-alabama-20170120-story.html

quote:

Here are Kiffin’s remarks Friday night:

“I remembered a story that I just told earlier to a couple of people. And please make sure you don’t tell this story anywhere or put this online anywhere, which you’re going to do, so thanks a lot. I was really excited about this job so I begged them to hire me because the area. I knew the great players around here. I knew that we could hire a great staff and win a lot of championships here. Nobody knows this story, including our athletic director, he doesn’t know it either.

“The president said, after the interview, ‘We’re very impressed with you. We want to hire you. But I have to have a conversation with you and no one else can know this conversation. The conversation is this. I know Clemson’s really, really good, especially on offense, but here’s the problem. The playoffs are already set.’ He said ‘Alabama’s going to go beat Washington. I know we’re going to beat Ohio State because our athletic director is from there so we know they’re no good.’ He said to me ‘Here’s the deal. After you guys beat Washington and we crush Ohio State’ -- Ohio State didn’t score that day, I don’t think. Did they? He said here’s the thing ‘In order for me to give you this job, you cannot coach the national championship game. I have to make sure that Clemson wins the game.’ That was very difficult. That shows you how much I believe in this place.

“My president is happy. Nick Saban is not.”

:staredog:

:unsmith:

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Tbf Kiffin didn't make Jalen Hurts aim long balls to Saturn in that game

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/TremendousUM/status/823639437833859073

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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ND QB Malik Zaire is supposed to be in love with UF and is trying to grad transfer there. The SEC has some weird transfer rule that the SEC is also trying to subvert so they can have him there.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Crotch Bat posted:

Some USC fan took a look at Bama players' Instagrams and well, it pays to be Bama

http://usc.247sports.com/Board/29/Contents/Alabamas-Recruiting-Dominance-Continues-Wow-50860219

Well, yeah. Of course.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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MourningView posted:

Players getting free things is good

"Well, you see, the kids were just great negotiators. They came in, full of spunk, knowing their car stuff, and talked us down to buying the car for $10. Man, we really have to talk to that sales dude. Welp, gotta make it up somewhere else. A tip of the hat to those kids"

It's def not free. But there's enough coy plausible deniability to get it going without being nailed for it.

Also the NCAA doesn't care to nail Alabama for it.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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KKKLIP ART posted:

seemingly not the NCAA, which is fine and good.

indeed

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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So Mensa just takes anyone, huh?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/CregStephenson/status/826905258303569921

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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quote:

There were several reports of gang rapes involving football players during Briles' tenure. In one alleged incident in 2013, the victim was a Baylor athlete. According to the filing, the woman's coach went to Briles and showed him a list of players the victim had identified.

"These are some bad dudes. Why was she around those guys?" Briles is quoted in the filing as saying.

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Crotch Bat posted:

:stare: gently caress off forever from football, Art

https://twitter.com/jennydialcreech/status/827340229791117312

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