NCAA Offseason N/V: Home of the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl (awaiting Shark Bowl)

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Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

Crotch Bat posted:

So yea, the ACC is definitely the best conference.

You are supposed to present this statement as an over-the-top joke so as to pretend you are just mocking SEC clowns and are not actually happy your conference did well.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 18:12

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:57

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

https://twitter.com/Mark_Schlabach/status/818880429382074369

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 22:13

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

quote:

For the first time in 49 years, no college football teams from Texas were included in The Associated Press� postseason poll when the final Top 25 rankings for the 2016 season were tabulated.

The closest the Lone Star State came to a ranked team among its 12 FBS programs was Houston (9-4), a 34-10 loser to San Diego State in the Las Vegas Bowl. The Cougars were the only team from the state to receive any votes from the AP panel. Houston received eight points from AP voters, which would have placed the team in a tie for 37th nationally with Temple and North Carolina if the rankings extended that far. A total of 42 different schools appeared on at least one of the 60 ballots.

Until Tuesday, the last time the state of Texas failed to place at least one team in the final AP college football poll of the season occurred in 1967, when the poll ranked only a Top 10.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 23:00

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

quote:

Alabama has more 5 star commits in this recruiting class than all the teams in the Big 12 combined over the last 10 years.

Holy poo poo

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 01:55

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

Raku posted:

so Tua might own

Dilfer said he is going to take Hurts' job and is an "Aaron Rodgers type prospect"

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 21:06

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

big money big clit posted:

Congratulations on squeaking out a win over a bad LSU team to earn the right to get embarrassed by Alabama. I'm certain you can ride that momentum to another season of offensive embarrassment and, hell, maybe another SEC championship embarrassment.

They just lost a bunch of NFL guys on defense again so I think this is finally the year that they won't be able to scrape by with lovely offense.

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:57

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

How many co-eds did Stoops bang?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 21:35

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