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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

PostNouveau posted:

I get that, but that's a minor thing and shouldn't outweigh a student's ability to go to the college of their choice.

It is a dumb rule. The NCAA sucks.
Also I do get the idea that you want guys to stay at a school to have a stable environment for their education in theory, instead of leaving every season for whoever offers the best combination of playing time and chance to win, it's just they always manage to implement that in a way that amounts to only loving the players.

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Needs to pull a Barry Alvarez and unretire a few years later for a single game to end his career with two consecutive bowl wins over Auburn.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Hmm.. I am in favor of everyone being forced to close their Youtube channel, but not for this reason

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Does Baylor have cheerleaders or is that considered slatternly?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

angryrobots posted:

Something something, if you take one Baptist fishing, he'll drink all your beer. Take two Baptists fishing and they won't drink any.
Why are Baptists so scared of sex? Might lead to dancing.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Pakled posted:

I thought this was going to be some "kids these days are too sensitive :smug:" thing.
Two players face off in a circle of their teammates, an anime virgin yells "SNOWFLAKE NEEDS A SAFE SPACE" and whoever doesn't murder him is the winner.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Mr. World posted:

I like how it's pretty easy to just assume Arkansas grads just can't spell.
It took me forever to figure out what the obscured letter was.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Turned on SECN, end of UF-Tenn is on, Verne starts telling a story about Walter Chronkite proclaiming Knoxville the "streaking capital of the world".

He sucks but this season will still sound weird without him.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Randaconda posted:

How did Auburn fall off so fast after their run a few years back?
What they said, basically there wasn't a run to fall off from. The last period of actual sustained success was like '04-'07, 13-0, 9-4, 11-2, 9-4. The last ten years have been usually decent, occasionally great, occasionally awful.

(And I don't know how hard they've fallen off either, they were 8-5 last year and would've had a pretty decent shot at winning 10 if Sean White wasn't built like one of those styrofoam airplanes you shattered against a tree fifteen minutes into every Christmas morning. The end of the year left a bad taste in everyone's mouth but if Stidham is good enough to improve by a game I think we'll learn to live with that given the state of the West in the age of Saban.)

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Duckaerobics posted:

So apparently a bunch of Auburn players got in a fight with one of the frats today...

https://twitter.com/BaggBoiDolla/status/886328772944965632

I can't tell who's who in this video, so I have no idea if it's who they say it is, but this looks like Chewacla (state park in Auburn).
KA? There's like a 900% chance this started with one of them saying something racist.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Joey Freshwater posted:

Went on a date tonight and the girl is from Huntsville, AL. She told me that Tennessee and Bama don't have a rivalry and that she's both a Bama and Auburn fan because state allegiances matter more than "old" rivalries.

I was simultaneously angry for Tennessee, Bama and Auburn fan bases. It was weird.
sever

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Who's in line for the interim title if he goes?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/888183338464198656

Colonel Reb is cryin

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

HOOKERS!!!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/sec/2017/07/20/ole-miss-coach-hugh-freeze-called-number-tied-escort-service/498056001/

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Mr. World posted:

I'm wondering how long until we get a Falwell-esque "I have sinnned!" speech. :allears:
Actually he was escorting her toward a personal relationship with Jesus Christ

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Especially after what happened to, of all people, Houston Nutt

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

No, Ole Miss shouldn’t fire Hugh Freeze. Here’s why
20 comments
A lot of folks seem to think the Ole Miss head football coach should be fired. That’s not a good play for Ole Miss, right now.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler Jul 20, 2017, 4:41pm EDT

lol

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Good chance this invalidates the "someone is getting paid $4 million to finish last in the SEC west" canard for a year at least

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Nobody actually believes they were for recruits right? No way the HC makes that call, you gotta delegate.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Chieves posted:

I got off a terrible night at work, but this made the end of the day about a million times better. I keep on remembering every few minutes that Hugh Freeze used a government-owned cell phone to contact an escort service multiple times and start laughing all over again.

God bless everyone tonight.
merry Freezemas to you and to all a good night

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

The Notorious ZSB posted:

Ole Miss forced the coach out, the administration is going to get points for that
they'll try and spin it like that but like two days before they were all-in on him

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

That kind of guy, some idiot on the fringe who stumbles into two minutes of fame, is what I wanna see fiction or a TV show or something about college football centered on, not like a team or actual boosters and recruits and bagmen. A delusional guy who, through the inherent weirdness of this sport, accidentally turns out to be at the center of a scandal is a loving softball made for Danny McBride.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

all-Rush mixtape posted:

You know that Joe Paterno movie HBO is making? Well, the Executive Producer is Anthony Scaramucci. Make of that what you will.
eyy, I'm conspiring to cover up child molestationiliano ova here

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Tuberville will be working as color with Mike Patrick this season. Pretty quick for a guy just getting into tv.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

https://twitter.com/Chandler_Rome/status/893952764170182656

took it easy this year

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

KKKLIP ART posted:

Long snapper best position to play in football?
K has a chance at glory at least and doesn't get hit (unless something cool happens).

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Crotch Bat posted:

It seems to be a no-brainer choice because nobody but fans of those teams will even remember this happened in a few years but Ole Miss likely isn't smart enough to see it that way and will drag this out and probably lose.
I don't know, it wouldn't be like Ole Miss to foolishly cling to some sort of lost cause.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Roasted Donut posted:

i'm going to the auburn/georgia game this year
Auburn will be having a pretty solid season at least nominally still in contention for the west and then Georgia is going to win eliminating them and everyone around you will be extremely mad.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Figured if JF3 was gonna go he would have already; just a few days ago they were talking about him maybe doing KR so he must've been getting buried on the depth chart.

kayakyakr posted:

Dinner will prolly be in either Mobile or Pensacola.
Wintzell's in downtown Mobile, or Original Oyster House on the Causeway just east of the city is my rec. But the Causeway has like a dozen seafood places that all change ownership and get rebuilt after every hurricane and they all pretty much serve the same stuff.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Remember when UGA fans got mad about buying Ludacris condoms

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

D.N. Nation posted:

Gene Chizik kept South Carolina out of the 2011 SEC Championship Game
god I had forgotten '11 Auburn-South Carolina, what a terrible game

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Not football but ESPN has broken a story about allegations from Auburn softball players that former assistant coach Corey Myers, son of head coach Clint Myers, had a sexual relationship with at least one player and acted inappropriately toward others while being protected by his father. Corey abruptly resigned mid-season; Clint (by far the most successful coach in the program's history) signed an extension in July and then abruptly quit this week. It's alleged that athletic department staff attempted to engage in a cover-up and failed to treat the allegations seriously; this, if true, should and will lead to the end of athletic director Jay Jacobs' career (if not the university president's) and a huge shake-up in the athletic department.

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Bama DL Raekwon Davis caught a stray bullet outside a bar, minor injuries.

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