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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



KKKLIP ART posted:

Except those who are victims of human trafficking and all.

Trump is a job creator

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Detroit_Dogg posted:

We always had good receivers and quarterbacks too but yolo gonna punch you in the face with a fullback for 6 yards a carry all game long.

We had an old school coach that ran the Wing T and that's all he ran. It was 60's as gently caress.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Detroit_Dogg posted:

I just did a poll and all the baby back bitches by area code root for michigan, wow that's weird

313 area code here reppin U of Florida suck itttttttt

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



iospace posted:

Explains the rap sheet

Everyone's rap sheet's usually explain everything.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



kayakyakr posted:

what does mine say about me? Cause... it's pretty short :o

Short rap sheet? You must be pretty boring lol

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



DJExile posted:

If that's the case there is less than zero chance he goes in gen pop.

Club Fed :smugdog:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Sash! posted:

All my days are so elite that it has become impossible to distinguish an elite day from a typical day.

Always good to have low standards for yourself

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



DJExile posted:

God I miss "Party Down". Super underrated show.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Just fyi I'd be ok losing games like 1293-50 because it would mean we scored 50 points on offense. Because if you let up 1293 points you didn't score any of your 50 on defense.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



pillsburysoldier posted:


Also woo, FSU is petitioning to become a sanctuary campus :unsmith:

Gotta snag those exiled 'croots!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LeeMajors posted:

Taurean Charles, wasn't it? That was when Zook threatened to fight an entire frathouse or some poo poo? Or am I getting my UF keg stories mixed up?

Different story. Zook threatened to fight an entire frat house when a bunch of football players went to a party and they were stealing all the girls and the frat kicked them out and there was a Mexican standoff on their lawn with the Zooker in the mix.

Source: I was in the frat house next door lol

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Lol at the homer replies to this tweet

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



whiteyfats posted:

Can we agree the Big 10 was overrated as gently caress?

It is rear end my dude

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Joey Freshwater posted:

Dubs is A Good Dog and Smokey is A Good Dog. Halftime show is Dubs and Smokey running around playing on the field.

I'm in

I'm on board for this

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LeeMajors posted:

Thats a shame. Any word on where he's headed?

Enterprise rent a car

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Raku posted:

So the MAC confirmed that they will no longer play football on Saturdays, confirming that America's best conference (that doesn't have UAB) will be doing its best to give you football every loving night you miserable addicts

I'm ok with this

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Son of a bitch.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Not gonna lie I frequently rocked a multitude of jorts while as a student at UF. None were cutoffs though

I did not tuck them in, nor did i have croakies either.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



KKKLIP ART posted:

pretty top tier but it can't be the best, there is no mention of the slam sedan or throwin them pizza lunchables on tha field #socrow :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2GMcjNyAyI

This might be the best college football video ever

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I mean he's not wrong, Jean is the strongest xman ever.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



KKKLIP ART posted:

i mean i think Vulcan is stronger if he counts, or maybe you tie Jean and Phoenix Force together but it is kind of it its own thing so...

Vulcan wasn't a part of the xmen universe i don't think?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Panzeh posted:

The NCAA is garbage and the more they get poo poo on the better.

This. & Cowherd

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



tactlessbastard posted:

I love the excessive violence. A guy could get killed or brain damaged getting slammed against a wall like that.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Rose Bowl ruled

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Raku posted:

ohio state was also a fraudulent team that got in by beating the most overrated michigan squad ever

Truth

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



iospace posted:

I wish they'd do that all the time

Hell, same.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



loving Georgia

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Detroit_Dogg posted:

everyone deserves a second, third, fourth, fifth chance, as long as they're good at sports

Agreed.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I know i measure ability to sack the QB by how far a player can broad jump and run the 40. Given you know they aren't broad jumping and running more than 5 yards, maybe 10 tops, to get to a QB.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



korrandark posted:

He lost his job to ex-Purdue QB Danny Etling. What do you think?

Yea we all know how this works out.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LeeMajors posted:

Usually 500pass ypg.

*cough* Appleby *cough*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




This must be how the poo poo got into the coke cans in Ireland or whatever.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Haha this is great

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Mods? Do the needful.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Haven't you mother fuckers seen The junction boys? Bear preferred enhanced interrogating

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Korranus posted:

Coastal Carolina is trying to become the Arizona State of the G5 with (allegedly) prostitute cheerleaders.

http://deadspin.com/coastal-carolina-suspended-their-entire-cheerleading-sq-1793902414

I wonder what their rates were

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



You've spent all your good juju breaking the UF curse last season, sorry

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Crotch Bat posted:

Coastal Carolina's cheerleading squad actually were escorts and working at strip clubs (albeit as shot girls). There's no credible evidence they crossed that ever so fuzzy line between escort and hooker but uh, yea.

And to that I say kudos for jumpstarting your own financial well being. If girls want to use their looks to obtain money, goods, security, etc. from men seeking companionship then that's fine and also a private matter that should be beyond the scope of the school or NCAA.

If you think there are escorts that aren't also hookers you're fooling yourself

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



lol you get a ring for making it to the playoffs?

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



MourningView posted:

https://twitter.com/bowallace14/status/849926422500134912

Dr. Bo is Mad Online and prescribing some lukewarm burns because the smart football guy said he was a worse QB than The Hefty Lefty

I was hoping that guy was the other Chris Brown

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