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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Alabama lost.

That's right, the Alabama Crimson Tide, the team with more national championships (even discounting Piggly Wiggly) than any other FBS program, has lost. They led almost the entire game, but with one second remaining on the clock, a miracle happened: Deshaun Watson made a two-yard pass to Hunter Renfrow. There was no Clemsoning.

Alabama lost.

Had the Crimson Tide won, Nick Saban would have tied Paul "Bear" Bryant in NCAA titles in the poll era (1936-today). He might do it next year. Hell, Alabama's already the preseason number one (we'll get to that in a second). Had the Crimson Tide won, Alabama would cement itself as having the best 10-year period in the history of college football (going back to 1869!). Pretty much the entire D-Line of the Tide are getting drafted.

And yet, Alabama lost.

In less than 11 days, the United States of America will plunge into darkness, but for one night, we can say that things are going OK.

Because Alabama lost.

ESPN's Way-Too-Early Preseason Top 25
1. Alabama
2. Florida State
3. Southern California
4. Penn State
5. Clemson
6. Ohio State
7. Oklahoma State
8. Washington
9. Wisconsin
10. Oklahoma
11. Auburn
12. Michigan
13. Georgia
14. Stanford
15. LSU
16. Miami (FL)
17. Kansas State
18. Louisville
19. TCU
20. South Florida
21. Florida
22. Pittsburgh
23. Washington State
24. Virginia Tech
25. Texas

227 days until kickoff.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jan 10, 2017

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Edward Mass
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Warbird posted:

Real talk, when was the last time Bama played in a National Championship and lost? I don't remember us being particularly good during the mid 90s up until 2008. This may be the first time it's happened since I've been alive.

'71 Orange Bowl is my conservative estimate.

edit: Close! '75 Orange Bowl against Notre Dame.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jan 10, 2017

Edward Mass
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GDT up.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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iospace posted:

Actually, what was the final bowl game standings by conference?

ACC had the best record, followed by a tie for second between the Big 12 and Sun Belt. The MAC went winless.

EDIT:

ACC .750
Big 12 .667
Sun Belt .667
C-USA .571
Mountain West .571
Pac-12 .500
SEC .462
Big Ten .300
American .286
MAC .000

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jan 11, 2017

Edward Mass
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DJExile posted:

mods pls change this thread title to "A&M is rear end my dude"

I'm all-Rush mixtape, and I approve this message.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Finally, a crime in Waco that doesn't involve Baylor!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Henchman of Santa posted:

The surprisingly long-running San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl is no longer happening.

Please welcome the Los Angeles County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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wandler20 posted:

I just switched my Directv to the tier that only has ESPN/2 and I was just using the WatchESPN app to watch some college basketball that was on the ACC Network. You won't be able to watch the channel itself but probably live games.

ACC Network Extra is technically ESPN3 under different branding.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Lane Kiffin's got some 'splaining to do.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Rice and Stanford will open next season in Australia.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Texas State had the number one recruiting class in the Sun Belt, which hopefully means a season with more than 3 wins is on the horizon!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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swickles posted:

I just looked them up and they were winless in conference play. Were the three wins against Div 2?

We actually only had two wins last year. One was against an FCS team (Incarnate Word), but the other was a 3OT instant classic against Ohio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTtyxtawfIg

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Bill Snyder's in the hospital for an unknown ailment.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Feb 11, 2017

Edward Mass
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Crotch Bat posted:

How many times a day do you think "Obama's queerocracy" is said on that forum.

I don't know about you, but I'm a registered Queerocrat.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Scarf posted:

Clemson offers 2019 QB, Bo Nix. Solid name 5/7.

Sounds like a penis pill that the FDA rejected. BONE-X.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Bryant seems like the guy who would've hired a hitman. He wouldn't want his hands dirty, you see.

College football has always had off the field problems, but it's a reflection of America. Why do you think the war on drugs happened the same time the Hurricanes started winning national championships?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Why Yankee Stadium? Why not, like, MetLife Stadium in New Jersey? You know, the State they first played football in. And a football stadium. Hell, if it's too big, Red Bull Arena could fit the bill.

e: also, death is preferable to another Crimson Tide national championship.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Mar 31, 2017

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Raku posted:

I'm watching UAB play football :)

I'm glad to hear! I hope UAB has a good tagline this year for their team, because the last time an FBS team took two years off the on-the-field result wasn't pretty.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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PostNouveau posted:

Should we celebrate our awesome food or maybe blues or jazz? Nah, let's idolize the years where we tried to destroy the country so we could keep enslaving people.

Here's the problem: 'awesome food' and 'blues and jazz' weren't developed by the same people who fought for the Confederacy. They were, in fact, developed by the people the Confederacy wanted enslaved.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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What I'm saying is that the people who wave confederate flags around don't celebrate those things as much since, you know, white people didn't invent them.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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PostNouveau posted:

Yeah that makes those people even loving dumber than they already are.

My point exactly.

*looks at calendar* 131 days, people.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Rutgers are like Muse, in that they used to be good and liked and now they're bad and dumb.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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CBS Sports Network has picked up the Arizona Bowl from campusinsiders.com and Sinclair.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Let's see what my head coach said after our spring game!

Texas State coach Everett Withers posted:

I didn’t like those guys last year. I didn’t like them, just so you know. Are we more talented? No, we’re not. But I like being around them. I like being around our guys. They are good people, they care. Generally, I feel they have a better care for each other than a year ago. I want to be around them, I want my son to be around them. I want our coaches’ families to be around that. I want (defensive coordinator) Randall McCray to bring his son and his daughter over here and be around the team. Last year, I didn’t bring my kids over here because I didn’t want them to be infested with what was going on.

OK.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I agree, OU is offensive.

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Edward Mass
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Miami Beach Bowl moving to FC Dallas' stadium in Frisco, Texas.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Looks like A&M is more than rear end, my dudes.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Korranus posted:

It's got to be cheaper for ESPN to just honor their contract to UT. I don't see any other reason they're keeping it alive.

I think if ESPN pulls the plug, UT gets a lump sum of the amount promised over the 20-year period. That would be hundreds of millions of dollars.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Spacemonkey57 posted:

What conference has their TV contract up next? They may get caught without a seat when the music stops.

Pakled posted:

PAC-12 is 2024, Big 12 is 2025, ACC 2027, SEC 2034, Big 10 2023.

All according to http://adage.com/article/media/big-ten-deal/304667/

I'd be more worried about the Pac-12 than the Big Ten, in my honest opinion - the Pac-12 Network has less clearance than BTN.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Grittybeard posted:

I could see CBS trying too if they want to try to make something out of CBSSN.

Therein lies the problem.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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KKKLIP ART posted:

BTN is cool in my book because the have that thing on Thanksgiving or Christmas or whatever where it is just like 12 hours of Bevo

That's LHN.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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MourningView posted:

I think they're moving it

Hopefully to a city actually in SEC territory.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Thermos H Christ posted:

we offered a kicker named Dicker

There has to be a rap lyric in there somewhere.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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You've got to admit, planning to take down a mascot a year ahead of time takes gumption.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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an adult beverage posted:

Michigan-UF at Jerryworld might get GameDay.

Also I'm p sure Florida has the most all time GameDay appearances.

I'm putting even money on Alabama/Florida State at the brand-new Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

For the record, Bama and Ohio State share the title for most College GameDay appearances with 38.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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https://twitter.com/JordanStrack/status/864249257460629504/

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Texas isn't leaving the Big 12 any time soon. There's no way any of the other Power conferences allow them to have the Longhorn Network, and Texas isn't about to give up on LHN.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Stuff I hope Texas State has fixed

-Everything

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Good news. If Texas and OU move to the SEC, he can.

Texas doesn't fit in with the SEC, El Penis.

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iospace posted:

Over under on it being whitewashing set at 5.5

5.5 rapes?

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