NCAA Offseason N/V: Home of the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl (awaiting Shark Bowl)

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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I like Jalen but...

any other QB of the Saban era and we win that game. poo poo we just need like one more loving first down somewhere in there.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 13:24

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 02:57

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Joey Freshwater posted:

I sure am glad everyone like Butch Jones or I'd be in such a tizzy

certainly nobody in the SEC would like to see him get fired

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 19:42

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KKKLIP ART posted:

he didn't even pay that much from the steak because the steakhouse did some thing where there was a discount based off the difference in points that Michigan scored against another team or something like that.

but he did pay for the milk. And possibly for some wine that he could throw out and use the glass

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 00:41

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imo have the athletes' grievances heard by a committee of the surviving junction boys

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 03:42

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TFF shouldn't have a mod it should have a commissioner

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 01:52

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A Piggly Wiggly poster of the year only bama fans qualify for

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 02:07

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Emron posted:

I'll call probations from the sidelines

*Holds up six fingers before post is even entered*

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 03:39

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Scionix posted:

what a bunch of loving idiots hvaing children what are you IJNSNAE

that's just filling up slots you need for blue chips

sorry son but our contention window is limited... i'm gonna have to ask you to greyshirt *starts pushing baby back inside womb*

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 05:58

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Sab0921 posted:

Did MourningView quit as mod?

Will this herald the glorious return of Texas Football to the status they enjoyed in his pre-mod days?

swamp status: drained

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 04:18

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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it turns out you can take a picture next to anything

also black kids are allowed to have cars

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 03:00

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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nobody said poo poo about AJ McCarron's ford pickup

edit: and he was twice as poor as most of these kids growing up

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 03:01

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Clint Trickett is joining Alabama's staff

Saban likes keeping dudes that hosed his daughter around I guess

But in all seriousness I really liked watching that guy play and was sad that his college career ended like David Ash Bitch. Glad that he somehow ended up with the Tide

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 04:14

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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It's time to bring Jimbo home

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 20:55

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Scionix posted:

I have been hire as the new offensive coordinator of the alabama crimson tide.

Remember how Brady audibled "Alabama" in a do or die situation and they ran up the gut?

That's our guy imo

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 22:26

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Saban and Kelly would look like exactly like Captain Hook and his fat manservant

Run the dawn ball, Smee!

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 00:42

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Pakled posted:

I figure if Chip Kelly wanted a serious coaching job this year, he would have taken the Cal job.

I didn't know Chip coached

*scans paper*

men's water polo

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 03:59

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My guesses would be Florida State (is "being Florida Man" a kind of sovcit all in itself?), Baylor (baptist school need I say more), WVU

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 00:43

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Keep in mind the densest concentration of sovcits is actually the black gangs of Baltimore who all bought into the "Moorish Law" thing at once to no avail

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 14:00

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Doesn't Panera have special locations for the homeless

How do you go poorer than that

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 20:57

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whiteyfats posted:

Ole Miss could probably compete for Eastern title.

They would have finished above Tennessee four of the last five years probably. I think they'd only lock up the division in one of 2014 or 2015 though. Georgia was actually good with Aaron Murray and Florida had Freeze's loving number a year and a half ago.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 20:03

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Saban only has one legitimate loss ever Clemson cheated

(LSU vs UAB)

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 15:20

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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lol so they're going to go to the whole "they're against us because we're christian" angle now I guess

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 08:54

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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So the MAC confirmed that they will no longer play football on Saturdays, confirming that America's best conference (that doesn't have UAB) will be doing its best to give you football every loving night you miserable addicts

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:21

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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MourningView posted:

MAC football has been low key awful for the last couple years. Pretty much the moment people noticed that the games were fun and started doing the MACTION thing it went to poo poo. CUSA games on CBS Sports Network are where it's at for fun shootouts now, provided you ignore, like, a third of the league.

This is true. The last really fun MAC game I saw was back when NIU was practically unstoppable.

Compare that to like, every Western Kentucky game the last two years.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 19:18

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Alabama Tennessee was the best game

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 00:47

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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ohio state was also a fraudulent team that got in by beating the most overrated michigan squad ever

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 14:58

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Marquis de Pyro posted:

True, Michigan did have two losses on the last play of the game and a loss to Florida State due to a ridiculous stupid kick return, clearly actually the worst team in Division 1. Well, I'm sure stomping Florida by 30 to start next season will be the start of another sad overrated campaign

Yep!

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 20:49

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Fluffdaddy posted:

Championship winning coach Jim Harbaugh going to run wild next year

do you think life championships are determined by polls or computers

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 23:14

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Clemson cheated and their coach is just a loaner until saban retires

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 00:08

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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I thought the rule was every year of Alabama championships, God punishes the south by handing Georgia 3 years of underachievement

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 00:37

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Sash! posted:

It was probably worse, really, in the 70s and 80s.

Would it surprise you, really surprise you, if someone came up with evidence that Bear Bryant had someone shot just so someone else couldn't get a recruit he couldn't have?

why would da bear need a gun

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 13:15

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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those people were trying to help Innisfree is loving trash

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 05:07

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Guys I think South Carolina's QB might be legit good

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 17:06

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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KKKLIP ART posted:

On the other hand, Will Muschamp offense

If he makes it three years under Muschamp without becoming trash do you immediately assume he should be the first QB drafted?

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 17:51

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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I'm watching UAB play football

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 19:23

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Hefty Lefty was a legit awesome to watch college QB

Also pro, high school, and arena

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 19:55

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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like look at this poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAM3z69Ue44

dude could put on a loving clinic better than any mere doctor

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 03:30

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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lol the ole miss spring game looks like it has less people than UAB's

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 18:19

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"Only one man can fix this program... and that's Repairmanmanmanman"

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 03:43

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 02:57

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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He'll never beat Ruan Thai's Roll Thai Roll

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 16:21

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