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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

If Bama is going to have a bunch of 90 second drives they should at have at least hired Chip Kelly and made them entertaining 90 second drives.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Emron posted:

I think he'll be available soon...

He's been available for week or so.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Herstory Begins Now posted:

Oregon's rhabdogate is a weird situation. It honestly doesn't sound like the workout was that crazy, more that the guys were just totally out of shape, though the new S&C guys absolutely 100% should've figured that out and been aware of that. They obviously deserve the blame.

An hour of continuous push ups and up downs is exactly the kind of thing that causes Rhabdo. Low weight high rep work for extended duration is a pretty good description for how to cause Rhabdo, especially if it's targeting muscle groups that aren't built for that kind of constant load, like the upper arms.

Being fit doesn't prevent Rhabdo, and can probably contribute since those people are more likely to push through pain and have the cardiovascular strength to keep working at moderate intensity for long periods.

It's the sort of thing you see at lovely crossfit gyms do to people, but you'd hope a professional S&C coach would know better, especially at a place like Oregon where money to pay good people isn't in short supply.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Herstory Begins Now posted:

What would be a good way to ease people into that? Maybe some bodyweight squats, pushups, burpees, etc. that they can opt out of at any time? Oh wait

If your question is how do you design an S&C routine that doesn't nearly kill people I'd suggest doing it the way every other team in the country does it, because they aren't almost killing people.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Didn't realize the Trump wave of regime change extended down this far.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

LLCoolJD posted:




I'd consider moving to the Pacific NW if it didn't mean needing a million dollars for a starter home.

Portland isn't nearly that bad yet, but also don't more here, nobody else move here please.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Regnevelc posted:

He has a point, Arkansas is pretty irrelevant.

I think that's largely endemic to the condition of being Arkansas. They're never going to be great.

Also, I think the Kiffin thing was probably a joke.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Imagine how bad your life, and you, would have to be to spend that much time scouring instagram for pictures of black men standing near cars.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

vyst posted:

It means they got the loving cars as gifts for being recruited and they were dumb enough to post on IG with a public profile with them

Eddie Jackson was probably not given a BMW i8 and also a Vette stingray.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Georgia became unstoppable recruiting wise one mediocre year after hiring an Alabama coach hmmmmm how interesting

Richt's last two classes were ranked 8th and 5th. Georgia always recruited well. It's the crux of the Spurrier joke about them.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Does Alabama not have white recruits or do they just not get cars?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Crotch Bat posted:

That enormous black pickup was for backup QB David Cornwell, who has transferred recently.

Curiously not pictured standing near it, possibly because the sight of a cornfed white boy next to a lifted truck wouldn't strike anyone as out of sorts.

Like, the very first picture is of a Dodge Magnum, a car that hasn't existed since 2008, so it's at least six years old at that point. I guess we're supposed to believe that Alabama is plying a top recruit (in his sophomore year) with old dodges, and that's more believable than that his parents bought him a car that was likely dirt cheap at the time?

It's a really stupid post and the whole crux is the idea that these kids couldn't possible have Jeep Wranglers or pickups or an old BMW without something nefarious going on, ignoring the fact that plenty of non-football college kids also have those things.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

There's probably some shady stuff going on somewhere at Alabama, like every major program in the country, but the whole logic of that post is "there's no way these people acquired these cars honestly" which is the same logic police use to pull over ever black person who isn't driving a piece of poo poo...

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

vyst posted:

Oh cool we're going full GBS

Black kid posts social media photo of himself adjacent to respectable looking car.

"Something fishy going on here for sure!"

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Some dealerships give out loans to players/players families' based on "future earning power."

Yes, that happens. But some college kids also have decent, even nice cars, without having gotten them in some illicit manner, and I'm not sure how you separate one from the other based on an instagram posts.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

It's good (in the ethical sense) to remind people that Notre Dame sucks, regardless of context. How many of you would be more accepting of Trump if every heinous executive order included the preface "It is imperative that we, as a country, not let the fact that the reprehensible Notre Dame football team had a dismal 4-8 record distract us from the creeping terror of brown people/abortion/trade deals/free press"

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ohio State only had one less than Bama. College football is terrible.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

If you're mad about not running the ball just consider that Ryan was routinely snapping the ball with 15 to 20 left on the play clock, and a running game clock, all the way through the second half. There were extra minutes at the end of the game that shouldn't have been there.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Well, to be fair, to even get into the position they were in required a good number of fuckups from the Patriots in the first half. Neither team played a particularly clean game, but the Patriots were better at the end, when it mattered.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

kayakyakr posted:

Yup. 35 or 40 yard line. The stubborn NFL fans are lying to themselves if they think that OT period last night was better than Tom Brady and Matt Ryan trading blows from the 35. All I'm hearing are excuses for terrible football ("Falcons should have run more" or "Falcons had the ball in the 4th quarter"). They've deluded themselves.

Trading blows? The Falcons previous four drives resulted in no points and two of them ended in negative yards. This is not an endorsement of NFL overtime rules, but that game was over as soon as it went to overtime because the Falcons offense was going in reverse and their defense was done. Wouldn't have mattered what the rules were.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Arden Key is taking an unspecified amount of time off football for unspecified reasons?

Well drat.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Perriloux was the heir apparent to a national championship winning program. Instead we ended up with Jordan Jefferson and Jarret Lee.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

So Ben Boulware apparently has a habit of sticking things in people's holes uninvited both on and off the field.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

The second best ACC team lost to Kentucky.

In football.

YOLOsubmarine fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Feb 20, 2017

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Nur_Neerg posted:

Second-best team has the fourth-best record?

7-1 conference record. Not their fault they had to play two superior SEC teams while the rest of the ACC skated by with lesser OOC and bowl opponents.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

KKKLIP ART posted:

*squats a 1/2 pound burrito*
Yeah 500lbs no big deal right guys, not impressive

500 lbs is not a ton for a 230lb D-1 athlete you baby.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

regardless of whether or not it was a lot hearing a bunch of goons critique a D1 athlete's weightlifting is pretty funny

I've got friends that can squat 500 and I drat sure make fun of those assholes all the time. But the critique is actually of people who are so out of touch with physical activity that they think that a 500 pound squat for a top tier college football player is super impressive.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

The Big Jesus posted:

To the guy who was asking what games to watch:



It's not immediately clear from this, but Tennessee won. That ending was magical.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


I hope the response was "2013 was pretty recent."

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Harbaugh sounds so exhausting.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Braxton Miller ran a 4.5 at the combine. Jake Stoneburner ran a 4.65. Philly Brown ran a 4.51.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

TheGreyGhost posted:

The funniest part of that is that Ryan Shazier's time is the only legitimate one on the board since he ran like a 4.39 at the combine.

He didn't run at the combine.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

DJExile posted:

Yeah if you throw for drat near 600 yards and 3TDs, the loss isn't on your offense.

Well, he also threw three interceptions and had to throw 70 times to get there because they couldn't run the ball for poo poo.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Harris might once have been capable of being good, but three years under Miles has probably decimated his confidence and his mechanics and instincts just got worse and worse.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

pillsburysoldier posted:

Les Miles should shoulder a good amount of blame, but let's not forget Mr. Not-Just-Drafting-Ted-Ginn-But-Also-Ginn's-Family

LSU quarterbacks sucked for a few years before Cameron got there. It's basically been all downhill since Jimbo left.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Time posted:

I am actually stupid so I'm not grasping how this works from the course description

They get college credits for playing sports.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Time posted:

this is cool but does it affect players already on scholarship? like what is the net benefit to them? again, I'm not trying to be dense, I was born this way

Imagine if players never went to class and basically earner their place in college solely by playing sports. They would be getting paid, in the form of room and board and stipends, to play sports. This is a step towards towards that by allowing them to earn some credit for playing sports instead of going to class.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

DJExile posted:

lmao goddamn

AJ McCarron is as dumb as his tattoos look. Shocking.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

MourningView posted:

I haven't had zaxby's but we got raising cane's out here pretty recently and I was underwhelmed. Not bad or anything but eh.

Canes was a lot better when it was just the one location right off LSUs campus. As they expanded the quality got worse and worse.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Here's some aggies drama for you. They've lost six straight to LSU and may never win another, because they are rear end, my dude.

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