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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Right?

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ehud posted:

does anyone here want me to lead them to the lord tonight?

we'll sing the first and third stanza of just as i am and you move as the lord leads you

imagine boulware listening to "i just wanna be a sheep" before running home to blow off some steam with a little beastiality

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Scionix no

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Butch jones is loving trash

quote:

"5-star recruits? We look for guys with 5-star HEARTS!"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Crotch Bat posted:

Yea, the word is he and assistants worked to bury the crimes as much as they could.

It's a slam dunk LOIC case. If it's even half true the NCAA should hit them into the Stone Age for it. Briles should be show-caused right back to high school football.

Or uga next season after Kirby smart gets poo poo canned

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Warbird posted:

One might argue that the death penalty would be preferable to their current state.

Edit - Death penalty to Auburn too while we're at it. No particular reason why.

Auburn fans would welcome it.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







vikingstrike posted:

And it appears he sucks as much dick. Too bad he never learned to run the dang ball

31 unanswered points in a quarter and a half laffo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Detroit_Dogg posted:

Nick Saban would win, seeing as how he's actually won something of consequence before.

Uh excuse me chip Kelly won the PAC 12

Furthermore

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Remember when chip Kelly's unstoppable offense scored two whole touchdowns against an auburn defense with one good player

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Scarf posted:

WE NEED MORE DAAAAWGS! NOT KITTY-CATS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EChnZTJicw


related: Congrats to Coastal Carolina making the leap to FBS.

he was talking about josh norman there

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







A buddy of mine played at wofford and they didn't pass once during his four years there.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







im applying to unc in three months for grad school.

They've turned me down 3 times in my life; maybe 4th time is the charm!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Warbird posted:

Took my wife 5 tries to get a visa to the US. On the 5th visit, they asked what she would do if the turned her down a fifth time. She responded that she would see them for the 6th time. They gave her the visa.

Sometimes success can be achieved by being a huge pain in the rear end.

The third time, in another life basically when I was applying for Law school, they let me in by mistake and had to call me to tell me that I had not in fact been accepted.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







A long time ago I did a tour of duke for their theater department. I didn't have close to the grades for that place but I'd done well at a high school theatre competition and my mom thought every tour would be a good "learning" experience.

Anyway dukes campus is pretty nice but it's the nerdiest goddamn place in the world. What stuck out to me most was walking through their lunch room. It's nice as poo poo but whatever. Some poor guy had a tray full of food and just ate it in the middle of the place. Like food arcing through the air, foot slipping high up over his head, the whole nine.

The entire cafeteria stood up, pointed at the guy, and laughed, like a bad dream in a teenage Jon cusack movie. The guy just ran away, leaving his food.

I wish I had done something cool there like helped him up.

But yeah anyway gently caress duke forever it's full of rich fuckers from Charlotte and Norfolk.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







poo poo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/wtajnews/status/831217500381708288

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







That's what you call the cycle of abuse.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ahahahahahahahaha

https://twitter.com/josephperson/status/831929596157239296

Edit and only 1 from uga

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Feb 15, 2017

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







whiteyfats posted:

Oh man, Ryan Perrilloux. Totally forgot about him. Such a waste.

Jacksonville state legend.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I talked to some lsu booster's kid one time and apparently perriloux was really good at card tricks.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Now you know how Tennessee fans feel year round.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







There's a newks in midtown Atlanta that only does business from 1130 to 1.

Can you do a lunch THAT well?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Saban is going to do a football camp in michigan to send a message

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The thing about the SEC east is there's no real reason UGA and Tennessee shouldn't be good to great every season.

Like USC is hosed as long as dabo is at Clemson, and there's about 45 programs in Florida, but uga and Tennessee have no competition. They just suck.

And at Georgia there's not even another sport they care about.

I can't think of another school with no recruiting competiton or other sport the school cares about that consistently underperformance like those two.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lol will muschamp

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







vikingstrike posted:

UGA gymnastics is more accomplished than the football team

god drat gym dogs!

my friend emily was one. she never got to compete because of a bad back, but now she's like one of the 10 best crossfitters in the world.

so she's got that going for her. which is nice.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chanticleers baseball, bitch

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







That's the dumbest loving drill I've ever seen.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ohio state is a five loss team outside the big ten.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The MSU doctor used to be the doctor for USA gymnastics.

Holy gently caress I just got some stories.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Like all the 16 year old gymnasts from that time were complaining about him for years.

They'd go off to these camps where the parents weren't allowed to go :stonk:

There's been a letter writing campaign for years but no one would speak out because they were afraid of getting blackballed.

Again, these are 15 and 16 year old girls.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







My girlfriend who knew people: he would call it a "pelvic adjustment" :stonk:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/oldrowsports/status/835246440121253889

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Proud Christian Mom posted:

In case you havent noticed the past few years sports involving children are pretty horrific

That's a hell of a title

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Uh he's lucky he's not dead.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








WHO IS TIED YOU FUCKER

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Alaois posted:

gambit and jubilee

Mods!?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








that's a trash backsquat.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







KKKLIP ART posted:

Lets see you squat 500lbs, front or back :colbert:

A good 442

https://youtu.be/uUai5qcjeIc

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







that's not even a real squat. he only goes halfway down and has a safety bar.

the 335 power clean double is pretty though.

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