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"I refuse to admit that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word. That said, this risotto is loving poo poo, gently caress off man."
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Manifisto posted:I have a dream . . . that one day you will make an omelette that is at least barely fit to be eaten off the floor like a animal, you piece of poo poo
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Jan 10, 2017 16:12
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"Ok our special guests jugde is well known american actor Jason Biggs!" *contestants clap and cheer as a demure Jason Biggs shuffles out and stands next to Gordon, his eyes looking drearily at the ground* "Now everyone bring your apple pies up one by one" *Jason Biggs wearily lowers his pants and sighs*
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Android Blues posted:*conciliatory, happy music playing. Gordon has prepared a new menu and a new seating plan for the struggling restaurant.* This is sure to turn your fortunes around. Just get it right, eh?
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*an ancient looking Gordon Ramsey bows to thunderous applause at his retirement party, throngs of fans and admirers screaming and crying as he thanks them. Camera begins to draw back to reveal the real Gordon Ramsey looking into a snow globe, the tiny retirement scene playing out before him in the little glass sphere. A door opens and a McDonalds manager enters the room* "God damnit Gordon the fryers backed up again and there's a huge line at the drive thru. Change the grease and then help Joey flip those burgers and if I catch you hiding in here one more time you're loving fired."
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