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Gordon: "this food..." Audience and other panelists lean into the silence, eyes wide, listening raptly to what this god of cuisine will say next Gordon: "...is bad." Audience bursts into wild applause, tears in their eyes, feeling full to the brim with the pure wisdom they have just received. Even the offending chef is clapping, an appreciative smile on his face like a man who has just been given a new lease on life |
# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 17:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:23 |
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Nosfereefer posted:BREAKING: 17 stabbed to death by gordon ramsey. police claims turkey was "slightly dry". Erdogan, after signing drought relief bill: "I'll say!" *all laugh, zoom out* |
# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 20:57 |
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social vegan posted:gordon ramsey's hand trembles lightly as he nervously slides a knife through the single rolo I heated up in the microwave and plated with endive and a couple pecans. The tink of his knife tip hits the plate, the music crescendos, we wait for the commercial to end, frozen in the moment, as gordon drags his knife across the plate, separating the halves of the rolo, the warm caramel inside oozes onto the plate, several grown men begin crying on set |
# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 15:15 |