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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Post your favourite Gordon Ramsey quotes about food
 
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 BREAKING: 17 stabbed to death by gordon ramsey. police claims turkey was "slightly dry".

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* # ¿ Jan 10, 2017 20:52
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 *gordon ramsay munching on some indeterminate food*
"mmm, this is flawless. the consistence, the flavour. cooked to perfection."
*camera zooms out, showing it to be dog food*

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* # ¿ Jan 12, 2017 23:17
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 "the secret of the perfect steak? ketchup. just smear that all over it, until there's nothing left but savoury, ketchupy flavour"

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* # ¿ Jan 13, 2017 00:35
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 "the rice is undercooked, the caramelized onions are burned, the pork sirloin is raw, your so-called pinot noir is just some old dishwater dyed red, the water IS ON FIRE! i should fire you from the force, but goddamn it im giving you a promotion instead!"

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* # ¿ Jan 13, 2017 10:08
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 *ramsey stands alone amidst the half ruined kitchen. the broken wasteland outside can be seen through the large, missing sections of the wall*
*in his insane glee, he knocks his spatula to the ground, breaking it into countless pieces*
that's not fair, that's not fair at all. thre was time now, there was—was all the time i needed! its not fair ITS NOT FAIR!!

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