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FutonForensic

Gordon sees oysters for the first time. "What--what are these?! They're RAW!"

The server timidly responds, "Mr. Ramsey that's how they're pre--"

"RAAAW! RAAAAAAW! RAAAAAAA--" Gordon's scream is the last sound everyone on Earth hears, and then, quiet


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Android Blues posted:

I dunno man just loving pick one


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Manifisto posted:

a mentos truck has lost its brakes and is barreling towards the restaurant. everyone is petrified by horror but unable to look away. gordon roars wordlessly and raises his arms. is this a final act of defiance, or is he reaching out to embrace the ultimate realization of his vision?


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