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Hector Beerlioz posted:Alcibiades went around Athens breaking the dongs off statues and kept them all in his closet. Yeah and then they kicked him out of the army and lost the Peloponnesian war, lol.
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Applewhite posted:Yeah and then they kicked him out of the army and lost the Peloponnesian war, lol. He even crashed Agathon's party and was drunk and sloppy while hitting on Socrates
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:04 |
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LOL if you're a guy and you don't look like this: If you don't have retractable bone-claws covered in adamantium growing out of sheaths in your forearms, no woman will ever want you.
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Cnut the Great posted:If you don't have retractable bone-claws covered in adamantium growing out of sheaths in your forearms, no woman will ever want you. I have a retractable something growing out of a sheath in my pants, want to know more?
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:17 |
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I am beautiful in every single way. Words can't bring me down.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:17 |
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I've got chest hair, unlike every male actor and model.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:19 |
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I just put on a suit and I automatically look good.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:32 |
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I just take off a suit and I automatically look good.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:42 |
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I'm a peace of poo poo
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:55 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:I'm a peace of poo poo
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:00 |
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how do you got about back hair removal though???
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:16 |
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med school head posted:how do you got about back hair removal though??? Lmbo, did you fail that behind the back reach test in elementary school???
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:39 |
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I voted every one without reading what they are
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 07:37 |
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i ran out of gel for my chest hair tuft
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 09:13 |
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if you didnt vote semen scrub you know nothing about life just try it once
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 09:19 |
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numberoneposter posted:i ran out of gel for my chest hair tuft If you drive fast with your windows down you'll get the windblown look which believe me wrt chest hair is an even better look than gelled up to the heavens
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 09:22 |
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i'm up touching my toes and blowing my nose, FOR YOU SOCIETY
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 16:00 |
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Keg posted:Why is there no option for "women"? The shittiest thing about women is that we see your posts too
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 16:35 |
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I'll never wash my butt
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:36 |
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Butt hair, yea or nay?
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:44 |
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Libelous Slander posted:Butt hair, yea or nay? Nay usually but then again I've never seen it grown out long enough to be styled. Maybe dreadlocked butts are sexy as hell
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:53 |
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It's ok I'll just kino neg pull a hb10+ bf15% and then marry numbers because I love numbers so goddam much
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:05 |
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drat, as a freaking huge fat guy I have a big mountain to climb.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:07 |
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med school head posted:how do you got about back hair removal though??? Magic Shave, idiot.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:11 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:It's ok I'll just kino neg pull a hb10+ bf15% and then marry numbers because I love numbers so goddam much This, but unironically
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 14:46 |
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whoflungpoop posted:The shittiest thing about women is that we see your posts too You're alright, WhoFlung... You're alright.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 14:48 |
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Look, I'll lay it out for you fools: Head hair: hair stylist, scissors Eyebrows: threading Chin/face: safety razor Chest/back: Magic Shave Pubes: trimmer Buttcrack: Magic Shave Legs: epilator Toes: Magic Shave
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 19:47 |
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Pick posted:Look, I'll lay it out for you fools: This is a nice and thoughtful post but I can't seem to find a trimmer that doesn't give an abrasive edge to pubes. Is there a cat claw polisher, but for pubes, that I don't know about?
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 19:53 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:This is a nice and thoughtful post but I can't seem to find a trimmer that doesn't give an abrasive edge to pubes Personally, I know waxing is the only way to truly address pubes properly, but I just... I can't do that again... help... no... anything but that.....
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 19:54 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:This is a nice and thoughtful post but I can't seem to find a trimmer that doesn't give an abrasive edge to pubes. Is there a cat claw polisher, but for pubes, that I don't know about? A ShamWow will work in a pinch
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 20:19 |
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Personal privates maintenance berries person to person and between you and your lovers.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 23:24 |
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Hardawn posted:Personal privates maintenance berries person to person and between you and your lovers. if you're getting privates berries then it's beginning to affect the nasal welfare of others
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 23:38 |
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People are too dang polite these days
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 01:34 |
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impossible booty standards
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 01:54 |
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quote:Looks + Confidence = 100% of getting women (100% dead serious)
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:49 |
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Magic Shave Powder is cool and good, I can confirm. Also I once recommended it online and a lot of people got chemical burns because they didn't read the directions or had baby skin or something
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:58 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:A ShamWow will work in a pinch Are they supposed to stick to the shamwow?
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 05:34 |
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angerbeet posted:Magic Shave Powder is cool and good, I can confirm. They sell a pre-mixed product with the viscosity of lotion as well
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 05:46 |
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Seizure Meat posted:I tried to shave my chest once but I forgot I was out of razors so I just used lighter fluid instead. Enfield?
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 07:07 |
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That is a very complex poll OP I dunno, too many choices for me, I'm out. How many have to die because of these standards????????????
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