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Which do you not like?
threading my brows
Bleaching butthole
electrolysis on my dick
Contouring makeup
Blood bath
Semen scrub
Blow out after blow out
Shoulder pads
Hair extensions
Teeth whitening
Manis and pedis
Good posture
Waxing everywhere
Capsaicin for plumper lips
Color contacts
longer lashes
Lipsuctional surggies
Deodie everyday!?!?!
Shapening girdle
Heeled shoes
Encrusted codpiece attachment
Shaving my neck line
Styling my tuft of chest hair
Impressive plume of feathers
perfect skin
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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Alcibiades went around Athens breaking the dongs off statues and kept them all in his closet.

Yeah and then they kicked him out of the army and lost the Peloponnesian war, lol.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Applewhite posted:

Yeah and then they kicked him out of the army and lost the Peloponnesian war, lol.

He even crashed Agathon's party and was drunk and sloppy while hitting on Socrates

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
LOL if you're a guy and you don't look like this:



If you don't have retractable bone-claws covered in adamantium growing out of sheaths in your forearms, no woman will ever want you.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Cnut the Great posted:

If you don't have retractable bone-claws covered in adamantium growing out of sheaths in your forearms, no woman will ever want you.

I have a retractable something growing out of a sheath in my pants, want to know more?

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I am beautiful in every single way. Words can't bring me down.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I've got chest hair, unlike every male actor and model.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I just put on a suit and I automatically look good.

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
I just take off a suit and I automatically look good.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm a peace of poo poo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

paul_soccer10 posted:

I'm a peace of poo poo

:agreed:

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
how do you got about back hair removal though???

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

med school head posted:

how do you got about back hair removal though???

Lmbo, did you fail that behind the back reach test in elementary school???

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
I voted every one without reading what they are

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i ran out of gel for my chest hair tuft :(

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
if you didnt vote semen scrub you know nothing about life

just try it once

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

numberoneposter posted:

i ran out of gel for my chest hair tuft :(

If you drive fast with your windows down you'll get the windblown look which believe me wrt chest hair is an even better look than gelled up to the heavens

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
i'm up touching my toes and blowing my nose, FOR YOU SOCIETY

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Keg posted:

Why is there no option for "women"?

The shittiest thing about women is that we see your posts too

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I'll never wash my butt

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Butt hair, yea or nay?

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

Libelous Slander posted:

Butt hair, yea or nay?

Nay usually but then again I've never seen it grown out long enough to be styled. Maybe dreadlocked butts are sexy as hell

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

It's ok I'll just kino neg pull a hb10+ bf15% and then marry numbers because I love numbers so goddam much

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
drat, as a freaking huge fat guy I have a big mountain to climb.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

med school head posted:

how do you got about back hair removal though???

Magic Shave, idiot.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

It's ok I'll just kino neg pull a hb10+ bf15% and then marry numbers because I love numbers so goddam much

This, but unironically

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



whoflungpoop posted:

The shittiest thing about women is that we see your posts too

You're alright, WhoFlung...

:unsmith:

You're alright.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Look, I'll lay it out for you fools:


Head hair: hair stylist, scissors
Eyebrows: threading
Chin/face: safety razor
Chest/back: Magic Shave
Pubes: trimmer
Buttcrack: Magic Shave
Legs: epilator
Toes: Magic Shave

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Pick posted:

Look, I'll lay it out for you fools:


Head hair: hair stylist, scissors
Eyebrows: threading
Chin/face: safety razor
Chest/back: Magic Shave
Pubes: trimmer
Buttcrack: Magic Shave
Legs: epilator
Toes: Magic Shave

This is a nice and thoughtful post but I can't seem to find a trimmer that doesn't give an abrasive edge to pubes. Is there a cat claw polisher, but for pubes, that I don't know about?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

This is a nice and thoughtful post but I can't seem to find a trimmer that doesn't give an abrasive edge to pubes

Personally, I know waxing is the only way to truly address pubes properly, but I just... I can't do that again... help... no... anything but that.....

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

This is a nice and thoughtful post but I can't seem to find a trimmer that doesn't give an abrasive edge to pubes. Is there a cat claw polisher, but for pubes, that I don't know about?

A ShamWow will work in a pinch

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Personal privates maintenance berries person to person and between you and your lovers.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hardawn posted:

Personal privates maintenance berries person to person and between you and your lovers.

if you're getting privates berries then it's beginning to affect the nasal welfare of others

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
People are too dang polite these days

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
impossible booty standards :goatsecx:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

quote:

Looks + Confidence = 100% of getting women (100% dead serious)

If you rely on facebook, Tinder, money, career, etc. to get women, you are not getting them because they are attracted to you, but because they are attracted to what you can provide for them (big difference).

Being attractive physically and having the poise to talk fluently with women in various settings is what will get you women who genuinely want to be with you.

If you think otherwise, you are just coping.

Having a lot of money lumps you into the "beta-provider" category - they're looking to you as the "necessary" guy.

Having a lot of status means you can connect them to opportunities that would otherwise be shutoff to them, but again, you are nothing more than a conduit for them to exploit.

Men who have sex routinely and can attract women without much effort know this to be true. If you hustling just to get women, you're playing a game several levels down.

Get with the program.

LMFAO

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Magic Shave Powder is cool and good, I can confirm.

Also I once recommended it online and a lot of people got chemical burns because they didn't read the directions or had baby skin or something

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

A ShamWow will work in a pinch

Are they supposed to stick to the shamwow?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

angerbeet posted:

Magic Shave Powder is cool and good, I can confirm.

Also I once recommended it online and a lot of people got chemical burns because they didn't read the directions or had baby skin or something

They sell a pre-mixed product with the viscosity of lotion as well

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Seizure Meat posted:

I tried to shave my chest once but I forgot I was out of razors so I just used lighter fluid instead.

It hurt less than I thought it would.

Enfield?

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
That is a very complex poll OP I dunno, too many choices for me, I'm out.


How many have to die because of these standards????????????

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