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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
well,

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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5I4tTEPLfs

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
you could never make me care about you enough to pay for people to pee in ur bed.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009



I'd vote R if they ran more godzilla monsters

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


tbh might as well just goldmine this now

e: make this cspam's background

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The lack of responses is directly proportional to how much people literally don't care about you or your well being.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

here you go OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjTJB-_Yd50

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

btw I used 2 think ur post uniformly sucked rear end eat poo poo op

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You just aren't worth my time. :smuggo:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I started reading Gore Vidal's Empire but got bored. Couldn't even make it half-way through like with Burr. I think he learned the wrong lessons from the success of Washington, D. C., which admittedly was really good.

Edit: LOL, wrong thread.

Absurd Alhazred has issued a correction as of 21:41 on Jan 14, 2017

BobbyThompson
Mar 23, 2001
My Olive Breasts

My olive breasts are covered
In Western urine and sweat,
In Russian vodka and vomit,
In mustard from Asad the chef,
Who bakes with toxic dribble
Iranian and Turkish bomb cakes.

Nations of hate,
It will not be me
Who’ll take you away!

Rebels trained by the CIA
Launch infidel lethal grenades
Paid with Saudi lazy gold.

A million Goliaths from Israel
Enforce an embargo in Gaza
On crackers, slings and stones.

Hyenas fathered by Blair
Behead innocent people.
May sharpens their swords.

Priests of hate,
It will not be me
Who’ll take you away!

In the streets of Ankara
Dozens begged my return
But perished in Gladio attack.

Eloquent porters in Europe
Feed the masses with fear
Shutting borders and hearts.

Traders of hate
It will not be me
Who’ll take you away!

Doctors brutally killed,
By silent fighter jets
Sent by Peace Nobel Prize.

Rivers and rivers of Syrian blood
Desperate flow through humble canyons
Carved in mountains of media lies.

Gods of hate
It will not be me
Who’ll take you away!

As my mission in this world is to wait,
Nude and simple as I came here,
For a big testosterone eruption
To wash down the power of states
And all the filth that their leaders
Splashed on my olive breasts.

Copyright © 2015. Tony Martin-Woods
Todos los derechos reservados. All rights reserved.
Poem started in the night of the 9th of October and completed in the afternoon of the 10th, following the Ankara bombings.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



your new jacket is ugly

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

your hair is bad

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Yo why my man' shirt so tight? Lookatim he got a tight shirt on.

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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

what are thoooooose haha like the y outube

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