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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

So WERE ALL GONNA DIE

Death is certain

but Maybe u dont wanna die! Maybe u got some real plans for poo poo. Maybe you can get past our anime president's nuclear discharge enough to live. But you're a goddamn goon, what chance do you actually have to survive and thrive? NONE!

but with a quick read of this soon to be MEGATHREAD, you might survive!

[Work In Progress:]

Topics to discuss:

1. Basics of Survival
2. Basics of Psychology
3. Equipment
4. Techniques
5. Urine Filtration Systems

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

reserved

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Mormons have the best supplies

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i figured i'd post now just incase the nukes come and update it as i survive!

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Im just gonna shoot my neighbor and take his supplies. Seems like a good plan.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I am not good at the roguelike "Cataclysm: DDA." I am going to die immediately unless you list your survival tips!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Baloogan posted:

Mormons have the best supplies

kill them and take their food + wives, because you loving know those freaky fuckers are gonna marry like five times the moment the bombs drop

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Weeping Wound posted:

I am not good at the roguelike "Cataclysm: DDA." I am going to die immediately unless you list your survival tips!

stay away from the moose

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
i think we need trump in here to tells us about the uses of urine

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
liquor is important for survival. do not pack weed. you will not need it. you will not smoke it. maga.

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