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Subject explains it. Ever had a sexual encounter that lead to a funny story? Share it, bitch! Remember, no matter how embarrassing or shameful the story you are a curve ahead of the average goon cause you touched another human being. I'm sure there are enough deviant posters that we can really get down in the ditches and have a laugh and a half with. Thank you in advance!
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none of my sexual misadventures have been funny, just very sad and pathetic.
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Jan 14, 2017 05:50
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aatrek.txt
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Jan 14, 2017 05:52
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one time I was having GAY SEX and I poo poo MY PANTS (dont ask how I had my pants on while also having GAY SEX
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Jan 14, 2017 05:53
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Nooner posted:one time I was having GAY SEX and I poo poo MY PANTS (dont ask how I had my pants on while also having GAY SEX I was gonna ask, gently caress
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Jan 14, 2017 05:55
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season 3, episode 1 of to catch a predator
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Jan 14, 2017 05:56
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once when i was 17 years old i had a guy ask me if he could suck me off for a pretty decent sum on an online gay board thing i went there and i couldnt even get hard. he jacked me and nothing happened and i left 100 bucks richer spent it all on weed > : D
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Jan 14, 2017 05:56
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I came inside
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Jan 14, 2017 05:59
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AEMINAL posted:once when i was 17 years old i had a guy ask me if he could suck me off for a pretty decent sum on an online gay board thing drat. that's a good deal.
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Jan 14, 2017 06:00
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Stevie Lee posted:drat. that's a good deal. it was so awkward, but i stood my gross whore ground and got paid!! try it today (if you're a hot twink)
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Jan 14, 2017 06:02
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Was attempting drunk sex in the kitchen, picked her up, lost my balance and piledrived her into the stove. I would later go on to wreck her pooper.
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Jan 14, 2017 06:05
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Was attempting drunk sex in the kitchen, picked her up, lost my balance and piledrived her into the stove. I would later go on to wreck her pooper. intriguing. tell me more about how you wrecked her pooper
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Jan 14, 2017 06:08
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Enfield posted:intriguing. tell me more about how you wrecked her pooper drat near killed 'im!
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Jan 14, 2017 06:11
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im geting a bon,er
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Jan 14, 2017 06:12
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AEMINAL posted:it was so awkward, but i stood my gross whore ground and got paid!! try it today (if you're a hot twink) what if I'm a fat slob what kinda money are we talking
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Jan 14, 2017 06:12
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Stevie Lee posted:what if I'm a fat slob nickels!!!
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Jan 14, 2017 06:17
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AEMINAL posted:nickels!!! Too rich for my blood
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Jan 14, 2017 06:17
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Enfield posted:intriguing. tell me more about how you wrecked her pooper Still concussed from eating a stove and curious from the fingering of said pooper during the weeks prior, she decides she wants to try anal. Lasted all of four or five good pumps before she tapped out, couldn't poop straight for days.
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Jan 14, 2017 06:22
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Hardawn posted:I came inside As opposed to where, the front porch?
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Jan 14, 2017 07:07
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one time I was eating pussy for like a half hour and something solid made it's way into my mouth i just swallowed it and didn't say anything
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Jan 14, 2017 07:09
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I made a post asking for stories but didn't share any of my own. Then I came.
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Jan 14, 2017 07:10
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Stevie Lee posted:one time I was eating pussy for like a half hour and something solid made it's way into my mouth 
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Jan 14, 2017 07:18
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Stevie Lee posted:one time I was eating pussy for like a half hour and something solid made it's way into my mouth 
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Jan 14, 2017 07:19
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Stevie Lee posted:one time I was eating pussy for like a half hour and something solid made it's way into my mouth Lol, gross
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Jan 14, 2017 07:20
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And that young man's name was Albert Einstein.
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Jan 14, 2017 07:21
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Enfield posted:im geting a bon,er 
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Jan 14, 2017 07:23
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^^^ Thats my eyes getting bonners thinging ab out youre boner!@!!!!
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Jan 14, 2017 07:23
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You have made some pretty wild assumptions about my abilities to score
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Jan 14, 2017 07:31
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one times i was gonna have sex butt instead then I poo poo my pants again and the worst part was this was the same night as my first story and the guy never called me back 
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Jan 14, 2017 07:34
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Still concussed from eating a stove and curious from the fingering of said pooper during the weeks prior, she decides she wants to try anal. Lasted all of four or five good pumps before she tapped out, couldn't poop straight for days. thnx
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Jan 14, 2017 07:36
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i was goin at it once and missed and rammed it in her rear end. that and the aftermath was certainly a misadventure
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Jan 14, 2017 07:37
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"im gonna bust your bunny nut" immediately ended a sex move with laughter. I was disappointed, but giggling
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Jan 14, 2017 07:42
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that was real life too. I'm not kidding. I didn't give a gently caress at the time.
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Jan 14, 2017 07:43
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got drunk, friend of roommate's girlfriend climbed in my bed and blew me, i couldnt get hard, then later i went to burger king
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Jan 14, 2017 07:46
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i had my frenulum get caught in a girls tooth gap one time
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Jan 14, 2017 07:48
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after a good gently caress session I farted so loud my partner got startled and jumped up from the bed
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Jan 14, 2017 07:54
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I'm seeing short dick + gap-toothed inbred; nothing out of the usual here
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Jan 14, 2017 08:11
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Let's just say if she was raised by wolves she won't complain about pus.
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Jan 14, 2017 09:45
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I was preparing to go down on this chick, and even in my hosed up state I thought ... "Something's not right here". Turns out she had thrush. So I just hosed her. (and showered)
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Jan 14, 2017 10:12
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Stevie Lee posted:one time I was eating pussy for like a half hour and something solid made it's way into my mouth Okay you win. One time, I excitedly whipped off a lady friend's knickers and something small and hard flew across the hotel room and hit the wall. Later, while she was showering, I retrieved it. It was a cleg nut.
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