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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Okay, time for some game theory.

Lets say a average russian hooker is 100lbs = 45kg ~= 50kg
And lets say she drinks 20oz of 40% vodka.
20 fl oz vodka = 0.5915 kg
which is, 40%, = 0.24 kg alcohol

(0.5915 kilograms) / (50 kilograms) =
0.01183


so russian hooker piss is roughly 1% alcohol by my computations

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Baloogan posted:

Okay, time for some game theory.

Lets say a average russian hooker is 100lbs = 45kg ~= 50kg
And lets say she drinks 20oz of 40% vodka.
20 fl oz vodka = 0.5915 kg
which is, 40%, = 0.24 kg alcohol

(0.5915 kilograms) / (50 kilograms) =
0.01183


so russian hooker piss is roughly 1% alcohol by my computations

much of the russian hooker physiology consists on non- or minimally-alcohol-absorbing tissue such as bones, cartilage, fat, muscle and breast implants so the content would be significantly higher op

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

source: i have a PhD in hooker science from the university of moscow

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