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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Considering stuff like 'grab em by the pussy' and now his very real piss fetish I don't think Trump has ever had actual sex.

Think if Trump just got laid he'd be less of a shitbag?

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

does only consensual sex count, because if so then yes

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
He fucks but I don't think he's hosed more people than like six.

I'll bet he hires a lot of sex workers and makes them do stuff to each other but he's clothed the whole time.

I'll bet he's got a weird dick.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
his eldest sons are extremely hosed up looking and definitely his

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
imagine having sexual intercourse with Donald J. Trump...

:smugdon:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
also i just released that nobody ever asked TRUMP the age old question

Boxers or briefs?

:abuela:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
who do you think who the adult virgins vote

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mariana Horchata posted:

imagine having sexual intercourse with Donald J. Trump...

:smugdon:

he's not giving you a choice in the matter

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Kurtofan posted:

who do you think who the adult virgins vote

Rubio

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Mariana Horchata posted:

also i just released that nobody ever asked TRUMP the age old question

Boxers or briefs?

:abuela:

now i have a very real need to know if donald trump is a boxers or briefs guy

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

the way he talks about sex is weird and like out of touch, but that seems to be the case with most over 60s rich men

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

the world is filled with petty trumps

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

blamegame posted:

the world is filled with petty trumps

its u

and me

all of us really

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Jose posted:

his eldest sons are extremely hosed up looking and definitely his

Artifical insemination. or worse, clones

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Artifical insemination. or worse, clones

yea failed clones is my theory

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

Les Enfants Terribles

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

i bet when he tries to be good at sex he's decent (which is pretty drat good compared to most men amirite ladies WOAAAAAAAH)

but he probably just doesn't give a poo poo most of the time and is like a grunty bundle of wet bed linens that the other person just kind of puts up with for a minute or two

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i think he's volcel

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
trump fucks

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
is it true does he really only pee sitting down?

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

is it true does he really only pee sitting down?

He shares this with many men of distinction

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Trump has never hosed. No man that powerful would ever give up his male essence. He procreates by having Russian doctors extract his sperm individually, while retaining his cum.

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