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ShiaLabiaouf
Apr 24, 2015
Weird sexist hipster-porn clothing store gets bought out and shut down while former CEO Dov Charney still has about 12 lawsuits pending.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/06/news/companies/american-apparel-closing-stores-layoffs/

I'd like to suggest some photoshopped In Memorium American Apparel ads starting with my own, but I'm not good at it. Are there any artistic people here that would like to give it a go?


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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I can't make any 'shops one handed

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I wonder how much she got paid for that photo shoot?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
their plain colored t shirts are really nice/good

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I knew it was over back when they stopped selling watches

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

VendaGoat posted:

I wonder how much she got paid for that photo shoot?

I dunno but probably not enough considering CEO Dov Charney almost certainly used the opportunity to harass her

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

scrunchies are the butthole of the bouffant

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

sex sells

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
but who's buying?

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

I wonder how much she got paid for that photo shoot?

From what I've heard, nothing. All the models in the shoots were actual employees. There's a weird rule list floating around the web somewhere that a former employee posted. I'll see if I can find it.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

1. Must let Dov tell you about his penis two (2) times per day

2. No one is allowed to bother Dov's adopted gay son Jonny "Johnny" Makeup. He is the ONLY ONE authorized to film in the warehouse and main office. NO Reporters!

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Dr Cheeto posted:

I dunno but probably not enough considering CEO Dov Charney almost certainly used the opportunity to harass her

that former model keeps posting about missing american apparel on her instagram :ohdear:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

LadyAmbien posted:

From what I've heard, nothing. All the models in the shoots were actual employees. There's a weird rule list floating around the web somewhere that a former employee posted. I'll see if I can find it.

How common is that?

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC
FAKE NEWS! atrocious. DISGUSTING! its SAD!

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Another campaign promise broke and he's not even in office.

Make American Apparel Great Again!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
There was a funny comment at the end of the CNN vid, basically "I'm not very nice, in fact I'm kind of an rear end in a top hat, but compared to this Dov Charney guy the employees think I'm a loving saint"

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Sponge Baathist posted:

I can't make any 'shops one handed

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I hope Dov Charney is hit by a city bus.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I am jerking my dick for you and telling you how awful and disgusting I am :froggonk::fh:

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004


read blond pony as blood pony :black101: :horse:

edit:mods plz rename me to Perfect Cum Target tia

love my preemies! fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jan 15, 2017

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I'll be too busy jerking off to that picture to photoshop it.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

My brother started working for American Apparel when they first filed for chapter 8. The moral of the story is you should never hire my brother.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Season 4 of startup was about Dov Charney. I now know for sure he raped/molested his employees (and is raping/molesting his new employees at Los Angeles apparel).

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

What? I don't see what's wrong with any of that.

:v:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

VendaGoat posted:

What? I don't see what's wrong with any of that.

:v:

I'm sure it made a lot more sense in context.

www
Aug 4, 2010

whats creepy about it

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


not seeing anything wrong with 'i loving need a phone gently caress'

like it's the 21st century it's perfectly reasonable to be frustrated when you lose your phone

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
She looks so perfect lying there in my American Apparel underwear. But I don't mind.

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005
I remember walking in with my wife once and trying to not let it out that I knew it was Faye Reagan was plastered everywhere.








I did some of my own platering that night. On my laptop. After masterbating to videos of Faye Reagan

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I couldn't remember her name but did recognize her face. Thanks for the reminder. What's the term for a JO sesh you planned like 3 months ago but can only meet the criteria for now because you can't remember the name attached to the tits?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

VendaGoat posted:

I wonder how much she got paid for that photo shoot?

One "cheese pizza".

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




They used to always have billboards near my apartment when I lived in LA and not a single one was non-pedo-ish. Glad they are dead.

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC


here best i could do 1st time around. Sad thing is you can literally see in the animation where I started to get drunk

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Like them tittays

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Should I unload my cock now???


DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC

Blue Train posted:

Like them tittays

niiiiiiooooooccceeeee :chord:

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

I've always liked AA t-shirts and hoodies but I found it difficult to continue buying when I realised their ads weren't as ironic as I thought they were and it was apparent Dov just wanted cummies with girls he had a position of authority over.


Also, when that lady CEO took over there must have been a memo that every single loving thing in the shop had to be either bottle green, maroon, or navy. It's like they thought they had to make their clothes boring to distance themselves from Dov Charney's Technicolor Skeeviness.

Still though, good hoodies.

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Blue Train posted:

Like them tittays

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