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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Blue Train posted:

Like them tittays

# ? Jan 15, 2017 03:57

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# ? May 13, 2024 01:09

Matinee: Sep 15, 2007

then I have some good news for you, friends

:nws:

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:nws:

Matinee fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jan 15, 2017

# ? Jan 15, 2017 03:58

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Matinee posted:

I've always liked AA t-shirts and hoodies but I found it difficult to continue buying when I realised their ads weren't as ironic as I thought they were and it was apparent Dov just wanted cummies with girls he had a position of authority over.

Also, when that lady CEO took over there must have been a memo that every single loving thing in the shop had to be either bottle green, maroon, or navy. It's like they thought they had to make their clothes boring to distance themselves from Dov Charney's Technicolor Skeeviness.

Still though, good hoodies.

whats maroon or navy in straight man colours

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:06

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Hogge Wild posted:

whats maroon or navy in straight man colours

uh... brown/red and blue

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:07

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:09

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

...and the pitch! posted:

uh... brown/red and blue

*dark blue

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:15

Matinee: Sep 15, 2007

Rex-Goliath posted:

*dark blue

woah, woah, don't get all fancy on us

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:19

McPhearson: Aug 4, 2007; Hot Damn!

That place was pretty much a sweatshop. I had a meeting at their main site in LA, took the elevator to the top floor where they had this gorgeous showroom room full of hipsters. Afterwards the elevator was broken so we had to take the stairs down, and it was like going into another dimension; as soon as you got into the stairwell the hardwood floors just sort of ended onto unfinished concrete floor, and there were multiple stories entirely filled with lines and lines of old Spanish women on sewing machines. It was super depressing.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:41

Twerkteam Pizza: Sep 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

myDad posted:

I'm pretty hard now

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:02

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

myDad posted:

This woman got a jaw like a sledgehammer.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:23

Jabronie: Jun 4, 2011; In an investigation, details matter.

gentle pete posted:

what sex position is a guy riding someone like a pony :confused:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:29

El Boot: Mar 18, 2009; Thank Dog It's Friday

Jabronie posted:

what sex position is a guy riding someone like a pony

inverse cowgirl

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

McPhearson posted:

That place was pretty much a sweatshop. I had a meeting at their main site in LA, took the elevator to the top floor where they had this gorgeous showroom room full of hipsters. Afterwards the elevator was broken so we had to take the stairs down, and it was like going into another dimension; as soon as you got into the stairwell the hardwood floors just sort of ended onto unfinished concrete floor, and there were multiple stories entirely filled with lines and lines of old Spanish women on sewing machines. It was super depressing.

Supposedly they had on-site child and health care.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:34

butterbar: Dec 14, 2016; If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

LingcodKilla posted:

Supposedly they had on-site child and health care.

Turns out it was just dov charney "playing doctor" with the kids

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:40

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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nothing wrong with some daddy play tho??

# ? Jan 15, 2017 09:01

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

This whole confectionery outrage is hilaroous. It's called truth in advertising, people, and it used to be valued

# ? Jan 15, 2017 10:34

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

*nervously* S-should I unload my cock now?? L-like a dirty pig?

Is that ok??

# ? Jan 15, 2017 10:56

Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

gentle pete posted:

(b) made me laugh pretty hard

# ? Jan 15, 2017 14:03

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

myDad posted:

Should I unload my cock now???

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:29

stump collector: May 28, 2007

jack off fun for bad daddy

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:36

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

What's the over/under ol' dov paid Faye Reagan for another "shoot" of his own later?

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:44

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

gentle pete posted:

I mean...these are more or less the same things I say to my cats on the daily.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:48

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Hogge Wild posted:

whats maroon or navy in straight man colours

What could be more straight than Navy?

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:55

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Soup du Journey posted:

I mean...these are more or less the same things I say to my cats on the daily.

Please stop loving your cats

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:55

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Should I unload my cock now???? Are stock prices dropping on my cock????

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:07

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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ew I googled Dov Charney and he isnt even hot

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:13

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Tired Moritz posted:

ew I googled Dov Charney and he isnt even hot

Without a picture, just based on his sexts you can easily infer his style of eyewear

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:15

butterbar: Dec 14, 2016; If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

He is in every way a gross ethnic stereotype

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:16

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Say what you want but he was vice president of these united states and has accomplished more than you ever will, even without a heart

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:17

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

DAIRY KING posted:

here best i could do 1st time around. Sad thing is you can literally see in the animation where I started to get drunk

oh cool, a porn star

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:20

Macrowave Oven: Nov 20, 2008; Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

signalnoise posted:

oh cool, a porn star

*tiny cum kitten

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:08

Vulture Culture: Jul 14, 2003; I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

gentle pete posted:

oh come on, this is just locker room talk

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:26

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

FactsAreUseless posted:

Should I unload my cock now???? Are stock prices dropping on my cock????

Nah, with Trump in office cock futures are gonna skyrocket.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:29

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

gentle pete posted:

Is this guy the original source or inspiration for the phrase "daddies cummies"?

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:33

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:37

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

gentle pete posted:

I cannot stop laughing at "jack off fun for a bad daddy."

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.