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so we had a lot of fun talking about piss last week and it was good times for most of us I think, real bipartisan laughs about pee and piss, good job now, maybe there's gonna be a pisstape, maybe there ain't, but it's good to be prepared with some basic piss facts in case there is, so your piss jokes can be more authoritative so here's some piss facts, feel free to post your own, but this is a REAL PISS FACTS thread for REAL PISS FACTS so please don't post FALSE PISS FACTS, whatever you do!!!!! - human piss is absolutely filthy, swimming with bacteria and parasites, these bacteria and parasites are unique to human populations based on geographical location, and this is why certain piss-vampires can only drink piss from certain ethnicities or nationalities (eg: russian) - human piss comes in many colors, and is a great way to quickly assess your piss-health, examples: clear: overhydrated; dark yellow: underhydrated; neon yellow: five hours of energy; red-orange: ate a lot of beets; bright red: yikes; dark brown: crossfit; black: please report your octopus crimes to the sea police; green, gelatinous: healthy piss vampire; purple, dry powder: piss-vampire needs piss badly - if you boil normal yellow human piss down into a thick orange paste you can use it to pickle and preserve just about anything, this is the secret to the longevity of the common piss-vampire, with their tissues infused with thick gelatinous human piss they are immune to the typical foibles of human aging
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If you piss enough on wood ash you can make saltpeter. The hard part to get of gunpowder.
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