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eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcap

quote:

A red cap or redcap, also known as a powrie or dunter, is a type of malevolent, murderous dwarf, goblin, elf or fairy found in Border Folklore. They are said to inhabit ruined castles found along the border between England and Scotland. Redcaps are said to murder travelers who stray into their homes and dye their hats with their victims' blood (from which they get their name). Redcaps must kill regularly, for if the blood staining their hats dries out, they die. Redcaps are very fast in spite of the heavy iron pikes they wield and the iron-shod boots they wear. Outrunning a redcap is supposedly impossible.

You can't escape these subhuman creatures. How would you recommend defending one's self from these bloodthirsty monsters?

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
stay away from peculiar tin mines for they may be inhabited by spriggans


1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

eatenmyeyes posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcap


You can't escape these subhuman creatures. How would you recommend defending one's self from these bloodthirsty monsters?

just hang cold iron horseshoes above yer doors and windows and carry a dirk or cross of the same, as you would with any faerie manifestation

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew8MUT00aK0

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

I'd heard of them and had assumed they were early Elf.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Cool I'm starting a dnd game next week, I'll have to ask the DM to put them in

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

eatenmyeyes posted:

I'd heard of them and had assumed they were early Elf.

the guitarist was in elf

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the fae folk aren't real

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Cease to Hope posted:

the fae folk aren't real

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxXIUKgfmCw

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

nice diaper

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

You get a heat lamp to dry out his cap. So simple.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
You'll need a cracked open bottle of Jameson and an expertly wielded pen knife. Throw your handkerchief on him to cover his open eyed death stare when you're done.

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

You'll need a cracked open bottle of Jameson and an expertly wielded pen knife. Throw your handkerchief on him to cover his open eyed death stare when you're done.

Their bodies won't have eyes when I'm done.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

eatenmyeyes posted:

Their bodies won't have eyes when I'm done.

Then throw some modesty on the ravaged mutilated mess left behind. There is no need to stare into the gaping maw left behind, as that can make restful sleep somewhat elusive.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Cease to Hope posted:

the fae folk aren't real

i believe in brownies

the too fat to fly fairiefolk

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer
http://loopvideos.com/W4ga_M5Zdn4?from=40&to=41

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Those shoes look like they have terrible arch support.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

zeal posted:

just hang cold iron horseshoes above yer doors and windows and carry a dirk or cross of the same, as you would with any faerie manifestation

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Breaking Development!

They have critical vulnerabilities to physical trauma, fire, and poison.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Look at that AV. This is clearly a redcap in a poor disguise trying to spread misinformation

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Not a Step posted:

Look at that AV. This is clearly a redcap in a poor disguise trying to spread misinformation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcLlq4Lml7A

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Not a Step posted:

Look at that AV. This is clearly a redcap in a poor disguise trying to spread misinformation

Just throwing some green on there isn't fooling anyone buddy

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Not a Step posted:

Just throwing some green on there isn't fooling anyone buddy

How do I clear my good* name? :ohdear:

* I mean, it's good insofar as it's a name I can reliably expect to be available.

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eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

I have no idea what you're getting at.

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