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eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcap

quote:

A red cap or redcap, also known as a powrie or dunter, is a type of malevolent, murderous dwarf, goblin, elf or fairy found in Border Folklore. They are said to inhabit ruined castles found along the border between England and Scotland. Redcaps are said to murder travelers who stray into their homes and dye their hats with their victims' blood (from which they get their name). Redcaps must kill regularly, for if the blood staining their hats dries out, they die. Redcaps are very fast in spite of the heavy iron pikes they wield and the iron-shod boots they wear. Outrunning a redcap is supposedly impossible.

You can't escape these subhuman creatures. How would you recommend defending one's self from these bloodthirsty monsters?

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eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

I'd heard of them and had assumed they were early Elf.

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

You'll need a cracked open bottle of Jameson and an expertly wielded pen knife. Throw your handkerchief on him to cover his open eyed death stare when you're done.

Their bodies won't have eyes when I'm done.

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer
http://loopvideos.com/W4ga_M5Zdn4?from=40&to=41

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Breaking Development!

They have critical vulnerabilities to physical trauma, fire, and poison.

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Not a Step posted:

Look at that AV. This is clearly a redcap in a poor disguise trying to spread misinformation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcLlq4Lml7A

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Not a Step posted:

Just throwing some green on there isn't fooling anyone buddy

How do I clear my good* name? :ohdear:

* I mean, it's good insofar as it's a name I can reliably expect to be available.

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eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

I have no idea what you're getting at.

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