Just got a new dishwasher

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Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

But... It doesn't match the stove.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 21:20

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

But... It doesn't match the stove.

The old one kept breaking down, I didn't have much of a choice.

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Marmaduke!: May 19, 2009; Why would it do that!?

What's his name

# ? Jan 15, 2017 21:21

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

Don't lie to us OP, we know you eat your microwave dinners straight from the package anyway

# ? Jan 15, 2017 21:23

The General: Mar 4, 2007

Why the gently caress do you have a bathroom sink in your kitchen!? Clearly a kitchen faucet though, i dunno what to think.
Your house sucks. Burn it down, start anew.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 21:27

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

The General posted:

Why the gently caress do you have a bathroom sink in your kitchen!? Clearly a kitchen faucet though, i dunno what to think.

We're Europian that's how things are over here.

Marmaduke! posted:

What's his name

Sorry, that was a bad angle. Here's one I took this morning:

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

uh wow nice misogyny. reported

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:16

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

gbs hates women

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Enfield posted:

uh wow nice misogyny. reported

Checked your report and can confirm, this misogyny is pretty nice.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:16

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

Checked your report and can confirm, this misogyny is pretty nice.

thanks for getting on top of the issue

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:17

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

SHISHKABOB posted:

gbs hates women

this is true. this is why i've been picketing the GBS moderatorship to remove troposphere and ladyambien. i dont think they're going to be doing any good moderating from the kitchen imo.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:18

SpaceClown: Feb 13, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

is this the thread we can dump all of our gross misogynistic shitposting in?

women? more like BADmen cause they are basically men who are unironically bad heh :heysexy:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:27

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

SpaceClown posted:

is this the thread we can dump all of our gross misogynistic shitposting in?

women? more like BADmen cause they are basically men who are unironically bad heh

Me, about to probate you: drat... it IS biologically true...

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:29

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

dishwasher is neither purple, nor a monkey. *votes 1 and strides proudly out of thread with head held high, and a new sense of confidence that he's never felt before*

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:31

Red Minjo: Oct 20, 2010; Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.; Gravy Boat 2k

Entered topic expected you to be the hiring manager for a dine-in restaurant, got the same basic joke.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:31

butterbar: Dec 14, 2016; If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Zahgaegun posted:

We're Europian that's how things are over here.

Sorry, that was a bad angle. Here's one I took this morning:

Is it true that in europe they call it a sucking machine and not a vacuum cleaner

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:32

butterbar: Dec 14, 2016; If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Hell Yeah posted:

dishwasher is neither purple, nor a monkey. *votes 1 and strides proudly out of thread with head held high, and a new sense of confidence that he's never felt before*

Idgi

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Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Red Minjo posted:

Entered topic expected you to be the hiring manager for a dine-in restaurant, got the same basic joke.

That one's good too. Try it.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:36

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

butterbar posted:

Is it true that in europe they call it a sucking machine and not a vacuum cleaner

100% true! Also a hair dryer is called a blowie.

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SpaceClown: Feb 13, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

Me, about to probate you: drat... it IS biologically true...

Me, about to be probated: Heh, nothing personnel ladies :cool:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:50

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