Splatmaster posted:

I've got a few problems blues,
And I just don't know what to do.
Things just don't seem right,
I try with all of my might,
All the things that used to be true-
Just give me the few problems blues.

The grass on the other side of the fence
Is yellow, instead of more green,
There's standing water lying up on top of the bridge
My dog is barking down the wrong tree!

Everything I throw up won't come back down,
Who knows when the cows will come home?
There's room enough for both of us in this here town,
Not a single road leads to Rome.

I got a few problems and they're dragging me down,
I wish I knew what to do!
If I had myself a genuine genie lamp,
I doubt my wish would even come true-
Because I got the few problems blues.

Dogs are clipping through the terrain again,
You can see their tails wagging through the ground-
I figured things couldn't get crazier but then
A tree fell with no one around,
you can bet that tree made a sound!

Everything I search for is in the first place I look,
I rememeber what I came in here for!
Help, I've fallen but I got back up-
I let my rear end get hit by the door!

So if one day things seem strange to you,
Don't freak out just try to be cool,
It's just a case of the few problems blues!
And I hope this song will help pull you through,
And get you through your own few problems blues!