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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
Chris Matthews is Ha!ful Neutral

https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en is chaotic good

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Ed Balls is an ENFJ

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ed balls is alignment ed balls

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Gulen: Lawful Evil
Erdogan: Neutral Evil
ISIS: Chaotic Evil
PKK: Chaotic Neutral

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Squizzle posted:

ed balls is alignment ed balls

yeah two syllables

just like

ed balls


Fat Lowtax posted:

Gulen: Lawful Evil
Erdogan: Neutral Evil
ISIS: Chaotic Evil
PKK: Chaotic Neutral

yeah in the global context things certainly open up a bit dont they?

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

I'm INTJ.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Heaven Spacey posted:

im lawful gay

actual post: i dont think anyone in US politics can be characterized as "good", but maybe that's just be being judgmental.

uuuuuhh you xan have good people tryong to do their thing in an evil social structure

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

<- IMHI

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Im LMAO

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Im LAMO

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




sean spicer—half orc

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Steve Bannon: ENTJ





Squizzle posted:

sean spicer—half orc

yea for real that was like in my first set of thoughts first time i seen

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
House Stark. Bernie
House Lannister Hillary
House Targaryen. Jim Webb
House Baratheon. Jeb
House Frey. Cruz
House Tyrell Kamala Harris

KIND OF A KIM DEAL
Oct 28, 2016

by zen death robot

Smythe posted:

House Stark. Bernie
House Lannister Hillary
House Targaryen. Jim Webb
House Baratheon. Jeb
House Frey. Cruz
House Tyrell Kamala Harris

Nice!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
britney spears voice: i'm INFJ, b*tch

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

i think i did that wrong trump should probs be the mad king idk im retard

e; guess hes nights king actually.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Trump is Chaotic Stupid some days and Lawful Stupid others.

Brianna Wu may be the first politician to run after donning the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity. If Wu doesn't chicken out that is.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
C-Spam is Chaotic Evil.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
The Clintons are secretly Yuan-Tis.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Sen. Lindsey Graham - ESTJ

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



can anyone name a single intp in elected office? being one, i can't see being able to tolerate the bullshit inherent and remain sane.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

VectorSigma posted:

can anyone name a single intp in elected office? being one, i can't see being able to tolerate the bullshit inherent and remain sane.



:hai:

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




no i mean now lmao

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
alcoholic socialist.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Grognan posted:

alcoholic socialist.

so what?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Trump is a RB Goblins deck

Bernie is Blue/Green

Hillary is some durdling mill deck

Calibanibal has issued a correction as of 16:20 on Feb 7, 2017

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
supposedly Hillary claimed to be an INTJ

fkn no Crooked Hillary is an ESTJ at best lol just lol

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Calibanibal posted:

Trump is a RB Goblins deck

Bernie is Blue/Green

Hillary is some durdling mill deck
need to update this for the new geneartion

trump is pirate warrior

clinton was unicorn priest

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Trump is choleric

Hillay was melancholic

Bernie is phlegmatic

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

GlyphGryph posted:

Trump is choleric

Hillay was melancholic

Bernie is phlegmatic

yeah and we were all quite humoured werent we?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

Sen. Lindsey Graham - ESTJ

enfp

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Smythe posted:

House Stark. Bernie
House Lannister Hillary
House Targaryen. Jim Webb
House Baratheon. Jeb
House Frey. Cruz
House Tyrell Kamala Harris

A Game of Theories
A Clash of Kandidates
A Storm of Fronts
A Feast For Frogs

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 244 days!

Calibanibal posted:

Trump is a RB Goblins deck

Bernie is Blue/Green

Hillary is some durdling mill deck

Bernie is Mythic Bant

Hillary is Black/Blue control

Trump is a Red Deck Wins that beats them both because its easier to play :shrug:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
I took the aspie quiz and my results indicated that i am...

Alakazam











ahh i stand corrected, i guess most ppl dont understand who u really are Linds...

P.S. im p sure trump doxxed u because of hair envy...because drat is that is one Presdential af head of hair u got there Sen - in fact id go so far to suggest u start up a queer eye for the straight guy caucus to discuss makeover ideas for trump :q:

Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 19:27 on Feb 19, 2017

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Trump is Chaotic Neutral - like whatever the opposite of a Modron is, some sort of orange chaos golem, one of those things you never encounter outside of planescape

If we're doing alignments by plane, I'd say Trump dwells in one of those pain-in-the-rear end tangential planes, in this case the howling winds of Pandemonium, CN verging on Evil

All true worshipers of Eris are the unwitting ones

Hilary Clinton is by contrast super-lawful, a creature of the system

I'd say she has attempted to be good most of her career, but actually being a effective operator in an increasingly corrupt kleptocracy has eroded that stance. If you want to be nice, plunk her in Arcadia, the LN verging on Good

If you wanted to put her down into the outlands of True Neutral, I have sympathy

Obama is in a very similar position, he was the true reformer. He was very much America's Mikhail Gorbachev: someone who wanted to reform the system in order to save it. He never understood that the system itself was the problem. He could never make that leap, and thus his failure of imagination became ours

No politician today (save perhaps the Hobo of the King, Steve Bannondorf) understands that to build a temple, you must first haul down the old one, that such destruction is necessary. They all spent their careers praising the 'creative destruction' of the market; they of course didn't recognize that such a principle could apply to them as well

Joe Biden is actually Lawful Good, more the shame that he didn't run

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Nebakenezzer posted:

Trump is Chaotic Neutral - like whatever the opposite of a Modron is, some sort of orange chaos golem, one of those things you never encounter outside of planescape

If we're doing alignments by plane, I'd say Trump dwells in one of those pain-in-the-rear end tangential planes, in this case the howling winds of Pandemonium, CN verging on Evil

All true worshipers of Eris are the unwitting ones

Hilary Clinton is by contrast super-lawful, a creature of the system

I'd say she has attempted to be good most of her career, but actually being a effective operator in an increasingly corrupt kleptocracy has eroded that stance. If you want to be nice, plunk her in Arcadia, the LN verging on Good

If you wanted to put her down into the outlands of True Neutral, I have sympathy

Obama is in a very similar position, he was the true reformer. He was very much America's Mikhail Gorbachev: someone who wanted to reform the system in order to save it. He never understood that the system itself was the problem. He could never make that leap, and thus his failure of imagination became ours

No politician today (save perhaps the Hobo of the King, Steve Bannondorf) understands that to build a temple, you must first haul down the old one, that such destruction is necessary. They all spent their careers praising the 'creative destruction' of the market; they of course didn't recognize that such a principle could apply to them as well

Joe Biden is actually Lawful Good, more the shame that he didn't run

what

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Nebakenezzer posted:

Trump is Chaotic Neutral - like whatever the opposite of a Modron is, some sort of orange chaos golem, one of those things you never encounter outside of planescape

If we're doing alignments by plane, I'd say Trump dwells in one of those pain-in-the-rear end tangential planes, in this case the howling winds of Pandemonium, CN verging on Evil

All true worshipers of Eris are the unwitting ones

Hilary Clinton is by contrast super-lawful, a creature of the system

I'd say she has attempted to be good most of her career, but actually being a effective operator in an increasingly corrupt kleptocracy has eroded that stance. If you want to be nice, plunk her in Arcadia, the LN verging on Good

If you wanted to put her down into the outlands of True Neutral, I have sympathy

Obama is in a very similar position, he was the true reformer. He was very much America's Mikhail Gorbachev: someone who wanted to reform the system in order to save it. He never understood that the system itself was the problem. He could never make that leap, and thus his failure of imagination became ours

No politician today (save perhaps the Hobo of the King, Steve Bannondorf) understands that to build a temple, you must first haul down the old one, that such destruction is necessary. They all spent their careers praising the 'creative destruction' of the market; they of course didn't recognize that such a principle could apply to them as well

Joe Biden is actually Lawful Good, more the shame that he didn't run

oooh the alignments by plane is a great idea...ty i will have to add that to my repertoire for contemplations

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


Kids these days

[puts on bathrobe, rummages around for links]



The outer planes are usually expressed as a great ring, going through all possible alignments

There are the heavens, the hells, and a variety of in-between planes, with are neither

Each symbol represents a different plane

The Outlands with Sigil [the city of doors] is in the center, True Neutral

The plane directly to the left of the outlands is Mechanus, the Lawful Neutral machinery with which the cosmos runs

The plane directly to the right of the outlands is Limbo, Chaotic Neutral chaos

(Oh poo poo, I think Slaans live in Limbo, chaotic neutral frogs? Trump is definitely Slaan like)

Directly above the outlands is Elysium the Netural Good Heaven, the blessed fields of peace

Directly below the outlands is the hell of the Grey Waste, bastion of selfishness

Consult your dungeon master for more information

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Nebakenezzer posted:

Kids these days

[puts on bathrobe, rummages around for links]



The outer planes are usually expressed as a great ring, going through all possible alignments

There are the heavens, the hells, and a variety of in-between planes, with are neither

Each symbol represents a different plane

The Outlands with Sigil [the city of doors] is in the center, True Neutral

The plane directly to the left of the outlands is Mechanus, the Lawful Neutral machinery with which the cosmos runs

The plane directly to the right of the outlands is Limbo, Chaotic Neutral chaos

(Oh poo poo, I think Slaans live in Limbo, chaotic neutral frogs? Trump is definitely Slaan like)

Directly above the outlands is Elysium the Netural Good Heaven, the blessed fields of peace

Directly below the outlands is the hell of the Grey Waste, bastion of selfishness

Consult your dungeon master for more information

is this from the silmarillion or someshit

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Nebakenezzer posted:

Trump is Chaotic Neutral - like whatever the opposite of a Modron is, some sort of orange chaos golem, one of those things you never encounter outside of planescape

lmebo its frogs, theyre chaos kekmen called slaad

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