Squizzle posted:

hillary is lawful neutral w good tendencies, a follower of bralm or possibly wee jas

ron and rand paul are lawful evil kobolds, altho ron has true neutral tendencies. ron paul is a cleric of kurtulmak and has dreams of one day sailing his own spelljammer to the elemental plane of mineral to acquire the purestrain cosmic gold that occurs naturally there. rand, unknown to his father, has fallen in w a psionic dragon cult

bernie sanders is a neutral good gnome bard tho the demands of his profession have him leading a v lawful life. he speaks the language of birds and wishes he could throw polished gemstones to smiling children like root beer barrel candies from a parade float. he would not have won

jeb! is a true neutral corn golem created and commanded by an evil lich

chris christie is neutral evil w lawful tendencies, worshiping vecna but not really passionate about it. soon the mists will overtake him and he will be absorbed into the eternal prison of ravenloft, to live an eternity of nightmares

President Obama is lawful good w v strong lawful neutral tendencies

trump is actually an unknown armies character, how did he even get into this campaign