AFL 2017 - Year of the Dog (elephant! elephant!)

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Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

https://twitter.com/AFL_House/status/843620216579878912

These are mint as. I can understand complaints about rings for women, medals for men but these look great.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 03:44

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:34

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

snaeksikn posted:

So apparently the GABBA surface is unfit to play on for the women's Grand Final so they have to go to Metricon instead. I would be furious if I were the Lions, it's the same week as Round 1 for the men's kicking off how the gently caress is the stadium not ready??

I'm pretty sure the AFL is furious seeing as venues feel the AFL is a captive customer. Do what they want to bring in big bucks (concerts etc)

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 03:46

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

NRL Teams are also getting fined 350k+ for handling concussions badly on top of having their star player have an ACL misdiagnosed. Seems like a self licking ice cream up there.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 04:30

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

https://twitter.com/COBrienBris/status/843688500734042112

loving Queensland...

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 06:12

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Already talks about a boutique stadium in QLD with a capacity of 10-15k to make up for this happening. Apparently the Agricultural show stepped asked to offer their facilities but they're not at an approved standard.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 07:24

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

On the couch is worse. Seeing loving David King give a critical analysis of Carlton's loss to the saints in the JLT is just eye rolling stuff

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 11:06

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Sellars skewering David King and Matthew Lloyd cause they don't know poo poo is the only redeeming thing about Foxfooty.

Paracausal fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Mar 22, 2017

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 09:54

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Someone should tabulate these predictions into a Google doc or something

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 22:47

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Titus fans look away...
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People who think Titus is an unoriginal, less funny version of a custard pie...hello

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 04:53

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Kicks a 5m pass. Mark. Ball bounces on the ground. Mark. loving umpball already.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 09:28

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Umpire is loving cooooooked

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 10:10

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Richmond getting the rub of the umps. Throwing, grabbing, good luck getting Nicholls each week

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 11:38

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

boy undead posted:

Dusty goes alright at this footy stuff.

Shame he's a massive piece of poo poo

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 11:55

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Periphery posted:

Now it's time for some footy played by actual AFL level teams.

Collingwood?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 09:53

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

That Hall goal *chefs kiss*

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 12:26

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

The W awards are on now fyi
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-03-28/the-w-awards-watch-it-live-from-630pm-aedt
Phillips won GotY
Vescio won MotY

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 09:38

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Wait... round 5 and Brianna Davey is on TWO VOTES? Jesus gently caress worse than the Charlie somehow.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 10:59

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

TG-Chrono posted:

Wait... round 5 and Brianna Davey is on TWO VOTES? Jesus gently caress worse than the Charlie somehow.

5 votes for Davey by end of the season. Royal Commission now.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 11:05

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Shmoses posted:

Word is Pearce and Cian Hanley's brother Tommy has passed away. He was 16

http://independent.ie/sport/gaelic-...r-35575201.html

:saddowns:

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 20:52

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

I would just like to take this beautiful, important moment to say this: I'm an incredibly sexually frustrated man who is exceedingly horny

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 04:21

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Or Paddy cripps centre clearances

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 09:06

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Haven't been watching the whole game but every time I tune in the Doggies get a ride and a half.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 11:14

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Adelaide looking atrocious

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 03:54

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Now it is the Hawks who are atrocious. Both looking barely top 8 level.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 05:42

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

https://twitter.com/footyindustryAU/status/847794763956867074

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 06:26

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Shmoses posted:

From about 12:12 here - https://audioboom.com/posts/5771667-crunch-time-01-04-2017-afl-chief-executive-gillon-mclachlan

I'm seriously considering writing a letter of complaint but I'd know SEN wouldn't take it seriously.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 08:54

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

People defending Hogan for a clear punch to the jaw is loving baffling. Doesn't matter how quickly he got up you can see Rowe's head snap back noticeably

Jordan Lewis remains a scumbag. Big loving surprise.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 07:08

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Sam Rowe is a loving piss weak diving piece of poo poo.

Get hosed fuckface

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 09:17

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Nah all that one punch poo poo is for snowflakes having your jaw rocked and standing there stoically is the sign of a real man.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 09:22

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Turns out Rowe was concussed. Hogan should be suspended for it.

Carltons medical team should also be fined because they let him play on.

Delayed onset dipshit.

Keep digging.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 12:41

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Just keep on digging with loving moronic arguments.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 12:58

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Solemn Sloth posted:

You can either say it's delayed, or you can reasonably say it's caused by a specific incident. Unless by delayed you mean "delayed until we eventually bothered to do our job"

This bigfooty level bullshit, you're not a doctor, stop pretending you have any credentials to even pretend to have a medical opinion. Pull your loving head in already.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 13:04

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

So Preuss might be the rookie pickup of the year if he continues like this...

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 05:25

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

strap on revenge posted:

these two games are so boring

West coast should stay in the yellow. Classic look.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 06:53

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

gently caress yeah wet weather footy

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 07:34

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

That worm ... delicious.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 10:22

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Parfitt plays for the ultimate footy bye and got 91 today... might want to release him or set up a trade

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 10:32

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

strap on revenge posted:

ugh why does dwayne have to be commentating

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 10:52

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

I'm really enjoying watching this Essendon Carlton match in the weather...

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 07:31

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:34

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

How good is it that the Swans and Hawks are bad now.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 09:26

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