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taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


r u ready to WALK posted:

They made another retro laptop model! This looks to be a smaller combination of the Book 8088 and the Hand 386. Hopefully it doesn't have any fatal flaws because I am dumb with money and had to buy one.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005542582463.html



Immediately I would wish for a physical volume control and an empty slot for internal ISA modules so that someone could develop a wifi module or sound blaster module around a modern microcontroller.

Not even a clitmouse though? They show using the arrow keys as a mouse, which seems terrible for any win95 retrogaming.

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stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Use this mouse

Brainworm
Mar 23, 2007

...one of these--
As he hath spices of them all, not all,
For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd...
Nap Ghost

taiyoko posted:

Not even a clitmouse though? They show using the arrow keys as a mouse, which seems terrible for any win95 retrogaming.

Also says it's running a 386SX, which isn't a great choice for what you'd think of as Windows 95 games. You wouldn't want to play Doom on it.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Not sure if I’m finally going to cave or not…

Powerful High Quality Mechanical Crab Wireless Bluetooth Speaker
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mP0kSpG

If so, which color? If anyone can actually tell if the speaker is worth a wet fart, glad to learn.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Looks like an adorable little novelty! Still too expensive for my tastes for what would be a little gadget to fiddle with, but I love it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


the 8088s are cheaper but still ridiculous.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

stephenthinkpad posted:

Use this mouse



lol that's the poo poo they use at the BMW dealership near me

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Brainworm posted:

Also says it's running a 386SX, which isn't a great choice for what you'd think of as Windows 95 games. You wouldn't want to play Doom on it.
You don't need a mouse to play Wolfenstein anyway.

stephenthinkpad posted:

Yes, but like I said, you have to modify the printer.

Going by the design of the tape, it probably doesn't have weather proof lamination. Box shaped tape can put a layer of lamination after printing.

It's going to be more like those zink sticker photo printers.
Thanks, I almost bought it but then saw that a few posts (maybe yours or someone else ITT) mentioned the D30.

I guess it's this one? It seems to have fixed size labels and not sure about lamination.


This P12 uses a continous roll and promises super tough labels but there aren't any details on if/how it's laminated.



This D110 seems to be the most popular (and cheapest by a few $) option: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005698123614.html

Has anyone tried one of these? Or is it better to stick to the Brother knockoff? I'd like the label to be as resistant to the environment as possible within reason.

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
These are hilariously ugly.

You can tell what movie this is from, right?



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004446383446.html

Edit: Haha, with the crappy costumes, too! "Oh, it looks exactly like the original!"


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006735029514.html

I guess it could have been worse -- at least they didn't put the girl in blackface?

Hippie Hedgehog fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Apr 1, 2024

Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.
Those pet crematorium pics have had me in stitches.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Not sure if I’m finally going to cave or not…

Powerful High Quality Mechanical Crab Wireless Bluetooth Speaker
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mP0kSpG

If so, which color? If anyone can actually tell if the speaker is worth a wet fart, glad to learn.

Absolutely criminal lack of Crab Rave in that video :colbert:

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
The main advantage of brother tape is that they have 100 different color and background combinations.

I got a Zink color photo printer recently, the papers don't have extra layers of lamination and still seem to be pretty weather proof like a glossy sticker. So maybe new technology has solved that problem.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

These are hilariously ugly.

I had a great time a few years back going through and finding the worst pokemon knockoffs, i think it's in my post history somewhere.

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

These are hilariously ugly.

You can tell what movie this is from, right?



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004446383446.html

Edit: Haha, with the crappy costumes, too! "Oh, it looks exactly like the original!"


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006735029514.html

I guess it could have been worse -- at least they didn't put the girl in blackface?

I still watch this from time to time. It's wonderful.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Ordered a Maui hook for the kid and its...not exactly what we expected

https://youtu.be/FjeatgFVYL8

LIterallyABikeshop
Nov 13, 2023

stephenthinkpad posted:

Use this mouse



uh sir I'm am afraid that mouse is carbrained

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

stephenthinkpad posted:

The main advantage of brother tape is that they have 100 different color and background combinations.

I got a Zink color photo printer recently, the papers don't have extra layers of lamination and still seem to be pretty weather proof like a glossy sticker. So maybe new technology has solved that problem.

:shrug: could be, the problem is that they aren't really specific on how those printers work, most just say "thermal". And the few reviews I found on YT don't actually look into the labels themselves - how well they stick, if they're laminated, how they resist water, dirt, heat etc. I think I'll just get the Brother clone as the safest option.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Just received a bunch of stuff from the big sale purchase. Seems like they still do combined shipping but some of it got combinedi into multiple bags, all of which arrived on the same day lol.

r u ready to WALK posted:

They made another retro laptop model! This looks to be a smaller combination of the Book 8088 and the Hand 386. Hopefully it doesn't have any fatal flaws because I am dumb with money and had to buy one.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005542582463.html



Immediately I would wish for a physical volume control and an empty slot for internal ISA modules so that someone could develop a wifi module or sound blaster module around a modern microcontroller.
If someone wants another weird, useless gadget in that form factor, I just came across this RISC-V based thing: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006533325921.html



There's a review of it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qDGV6LTOnk

E:

1:1 you say...

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Apr 3, 2024

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

I ordered $10 worth of stuff during the Big Sale©️ Two 3-in-1 "100w" USB cables which top out at about 4w, ten on-off SPST switches that are actually pretty decent and worth the cost, a 12v buck converter that I haven't tested yet but seems good and a lashing strap that didn't show up. Instead I got a sealed bag with some kind of broken ceramic figure?? Only the broken bits weren't in the bag with it.

Now I might buy a gyro ball. Also a thermal imaging camera but no idea how to pick one out of the sea of choices

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

CloFan posted:

I ordered $10 worth of stuff during the Big Sale©️ Two 3-in-1 "100w" USB cables

I also just ordered a 3-in-1 charging cable, too. It's too bad it's for charging only, but I suppose having the logic in place (like a built-in hub) for it to function as a data cable is too challenging.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Guys why are you still buying charge cables from AE. We've talked about this.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

codo27 posted:

Guys why are you still buying charge cables from AE. We've talked about this.

They're good

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I brought quite a few 1-to-3 rollup cables from Temu. You pull out both ends from a square box, and can make the cable retract back when you are done. I find them super convenient for travel. I got a couple in my car and one in each of my travel bags.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




mobby_6kl posted:

They're good

If you're charging something that requires 4w yes

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
My baseus cables are great even doing 65W charging, not sure what the issue is.

I've bought way shittier cables from reputable retailers locally

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Yeah this "100W" cable I had had no problems delivering the 90W that my laptop required. I did not know there had been issues with charge cable capacity.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

USB-C made everything more complicated. https://www.theverge.com/2016/2/3/10905432/usb-c-cable-fries-google-engineers-computer

I only buy Anker cables if I need USB-C PD or, in a pinch if I have to go to a physical store, Apple or Samsung assuming the rating is on the package.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

In an alternate reality where apple faded out of existence instead of harnessing the collective tech ignorance of the general public to conquer the market, USB C is a complete slam dunk, used by everything and applauded by all. Its still pretty good, but would be much more ubiquitous without those rotten core motherfuckers holding the industry back with their influence.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
USB-C is a trash socket.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

goatface posted:

USB-C is a trash socket.

Still better than lightning.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

codo27 posted:

In an alternate reality where apple faded out of existence instead of harnessing the collective tech ignorance of the general public to conquer the market, USB C is a complete slam dunk, used by everything and applauded by all. Its still pretty good, but would be much more ubiquitous without those rotten core motherfuckers holding the industry back with their influence.

what are you even talking about?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

super sweet best pal posted:

Still better than lightning.

Maybe now it is but it sure took a long time to get to that point.

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

super sweet best pal posted:

Still better than lightning.

:wrong:

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

codo27 posted:

In an alternate reality where apple faded out of existence instead of harnessing the collective tech ignorance of the general public to conquer the market, USB C is a complete slam dunk, used by everything and applauded by all. Its still pretty good, but would be much more ubiquitous without those rotten core motherfuckers holding the industry back with their influence.

I mean, the EU said gently caress that, USB C or get out, so we're heading there.

I just bought a kit to mod my DS Lite to USB C, should be a fun little project.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

I wonder why they never figured out something like magsafe for phones. Maybe too much ferrous pocket lint

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

CloFan posted:

I wonder why they never figured out something like magsafe for phones. Maybe too much ferrous pocket lint

Aliexpress to the rescue!

https://i.imgur.com/Ny4MBOS.mp4

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
All fun and games until it burns down your house.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



these rule.. till the start getting cruddy and whatever and stop working.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Skarsnik posted:

If you're charging something that requires 4w yes
I'm sure there's plenty of junk there but there are decent cables that will go up to 60W (that I could test) at least, I ordered 3 different ones a while ago when they popped up on offer for $1.7:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004910098896.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004912629247.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005912882404.html

Stuff from Baseus, Essager seems pretty decent. Don't buy them at the current prices lol.

tater_salad posted:

these rule.. till the start getting cruddy and whatever and stop working.
The magnet shattered on the one I got, posted about it here before. Otherwise it worked ok, but it's not that difficult to plug in the cable really.

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Apr 5, 2024

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

i like the magnetic adapters because they keep pocket lint out of the real usb connector, none of mine have broken yet but when they do i have a couple spare adapters

they are pretty compatible too, but i hosed up the recessed usb port on my crappy doogee android phone.
the adapter got wedged in the hole, the cable wouldn't snap on properly and i broke some plastic while trying to pry it back out
lesson learned, do not try to lever out a usb-c connector from only one side :sigh:

ShoeFly
Dec 28, 2006

Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

codo27 posted:

In an alternate reality where apple faded out of existence instead of harnessing the collective tech ignorance of the general public to conquer the market, USB C is a complete slam dunk, used by everything and applauded by all. Its still pretty good, but would be much more ubiquitous without those rotten core motherfuckers holding the industry back with their influence.

lol apple not using usb-c on their phones isn’t the reason usb-c is a confusing clusterfuck

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Is it data? Is it power? Is it high power? Who knows!

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