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I love that you can buy exact replicas of every single TV awards show award. Probably because they come direct from the same cheap Chinese factory as the real ones.
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Snowy posted:I hope this thread lasts forever because that's how long it will take to find all the retarded gems Aliexpress has to offer. I want to win just enough money in the lottery to buy one of each TV award and put them all around my place, like use an Oscar for a doorstop and a Grammy for a toothbrush holder. This dinosaur is a real gent: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ame...f7-fa5da2064c33 Nevermind that, look at this loving Jack Russell:  Good dog. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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The t-shirts are a deep, deep well that you can never crawl out of https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fun...db08e2176&tpp=1 vv womem love it! King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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Professor Shark posted:Do these shirts and sweaters actually exist outside of bad photoshops? I really just want to see what they look like in-person. I can almost guarantee that they'll be misprinted, like they'll have screen printed the design on them with wrinkles in the fabric so you'll have huge white patches and lines all over your shirt. Or they'll be way more faded, or the colors will run in the wash and stain all of your clothes poo poo brown, and also probably the inside of your washing machine. Hopefully I'm wrong though and it's permanent, pre-set dye which they've applied evenly to sheets of fabric. Just gigantic sheets of Homer Simpson, Rugrats, Obama, cocaine and corn.
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Jan 23, 2017 05:39
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Pick posted:wait how could you possibly prefer them printed well, that's stupid Hey, if I buy a shirt with 20 dozen Bernie faces all over it, it better be printed right dammit. 
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Jan 23, 2017 06:09
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Definitely not sticking my hand in an oven with an AliExpress oven mitt on. Not unless I want a napalm style degloving. That thing looks like a cookie from that XMas episode of Black Mirror.
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That says "microwave oven", do they not melt somehow when anywhere near a 400+ degree oven? e: and I'm talking about regular fabric oven mitts, like those cheap Marvel branded infinity gauntlet mitts that melted and burned people https://help.lootcrate.com/hc/en-us/articles/210786983-NOTICE-May-2016-Marvel-Infinity-Gauntlet-Oven-Mitt King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Jan 24, 2017 03:51
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Pick posted:That said, if you want something completely awesome and do not care if you live or die, you have always wanted this and you know it. I guarantee you that will kill you dead the second you plug it in.
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Jan 30, 2017 20:08
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Function: Beautifying Applicable Constellation: Pisces They've even included a photo of an actual boob, in case you didn't know what a boob looked like and needed a comparison.
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Snowy posted:The photos on those titty gourds are so confusing. This is something that actually grows from seed like that? Are they painted? I need answers goddamn it. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that those are pictures of handmade synthetic gourds in the shape of titties and real titty gourds don't exist. I want to believe, but I just can't 
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Pick posted:but who wants that poo poo when you can get some lumpy growing crabs that totally do!? Nevermind crabs, they got knockoff Dragon Ball Z characters in neon colors! 
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Jan 31, 2017 04:41
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AliExpress seems to be lousy with dozens of variations on the Fidget Cube, but only one is endorsed by a caricature of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Swe...2a-2bd1bd566eef
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I'd not be the least bit surprised to find that a lot of these obviously fake plants are just a way to smuggle illegal drug plants into the US. Like a guy hands you a slip of paper on a street corner and it just says "Aliexpress - titty gourds" or "blue strawberries" and you buy a gross of them to start a weed farm or opium business.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Be sure and buy a few badges to brighten your clothes / backpack / work suit Goddamn thank you! I saw those weird loving pins ages ago and bookmarked them but I forgot where I saw them.
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I'm not sure, I think maybe somebody would be able to tell if you were spying on their vagina with a medical instrument oval office vaginal speculum peep mirror expansion vagina device vibrator. I like that little boob goblin with the bunny ears though.
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Hahaha, I only just now scrolled down on that page Peep good helper
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fyodor posted:To adjust your time! / Make your time / More acc-ur-ate! I really want DealExtreme Ceramic Knife Guy to explain to me how to set a watch. Take the crown in your hand, put-eh the hands at the exact-eh time you want the watch to be! Now you have great time, you're making great time! What a sweet life!
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Mind the stubble... is all I'm gonna say.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Just ordered a bunch of pins How'd you miss the best pin?  Or these cute Leon: The Professional pins: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/min...d6-0c7987041903 Or thi  
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I don't begrudge people marking up cheap stuff from China that they bought in bulk, because that's kinda what Alibaba is, it's when they do poo poo like lie about what it is that bothers me. Like if they sell a gold-painted cheap-rear end bracelet as "REAL 10k GOLD, ORIGINAL VINTAGE NOS" or say that something was handmade or imply that they made it themselves. Hey, here's yet another person on Depop whose entire inventory is stuff from Aliexpress: https://www.depop.com/axgnostic King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:but more specifically what the hell am i gonna do with this one Stick it on the bathroom wall of the most patriotic redneck dive bar you can find. Or on the back of a pickup truck right over the confederate flag.
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keevo posted:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...a8420528b&tpp=1 You could get a loving in-ground pool for that amount, or cheaper. e: I need this: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sta...cf-22ee03ee89a7 
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Feb 14, 2017 00:43
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If by "bang" you mean "banging your knees, elbows, arms and head as you fall off every obstacle" then yeah, I guess.
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Yes it's true, this woman has no tits: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...c13e159a2&tpp=1
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Feb 14, 2017 03:06
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Or just get this and it'll pay for itself tenfold in YouTube ad revenue: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fou...11-eaa5a8a822b8
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My two 50-packs of stickers arrived in record time, less than a month. But I have to say I'm pretty disappointed, they're like 3/4 the size I expected them to be, and there's a lot of dumb designs that weren't even shown on the respective pages I ordered them from. I can only assume that there is no difference between any of the lots you pick, they all come from the same heaping pile of stolen skateboard deck artwork. So out of the 100 stickers I ordered, I only really like 20 of them. But for $4 and free shipping I guess I can't really complain, plus I have like 80 stupid stickers I can stick wherever I go.
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What in the world...  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wom...c36c804b7&tpp=1
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ANUSTART posted:Oh my god there is no where I could wear this and the material means I couldnt even justify it as pajamas, but I want it so bad anyway Just lounge around the house and pair it with these: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...bf0c11c55&tpp=1 or whatever equivalent if you're a woman or whatever, I don't know how clothes work. In related items, a little something to go with your Jason Statham head: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-6...220a671fd&tpp=1
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Candlelight Virgil posted:Lol at the length of the battery bar on the screen. Twice as long because it drains twice as fast
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tre...9a-a714f62de6f7 I like my N64 controllers stuffed in my chest cavity and my Game Boys shoved up my rear end.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:lego models of dunkin donuts, kfc, 7/11, starbucks, or apple store? why not Why just get knock-off LEGOs when you can get WISE HANK? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WIS...41edf55f5&tpp=1 McDefghd's, my favorite fast food restaurant. Not to be confused with that other fast food restaurant, "Fast Food Restaurant". Also related...  Oh. Oh dear.
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Synthbuttrange posted:None of that is edible? I think the joke is that she posts like she has permanent brain damage
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Searching for minifigs gives some pretty great results, here's a lot https://www.aliexpress.com/item/16-...e5-8473822d2f3a that includes: - 3 members of the Village People - Harry Potter - Skeleton Ghost - The Statue of Liberty - Department Store Santa - A Star Wars - King Arthur - Footballer Guy and so much more! Well, like 5 or 6 more maybe. e: Holy poo poo this thing. Might be too expensive but how can you put a price on something like this? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hot...16-e6ec8d151cfd King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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Some of the clothing seems like it's marked at the actual value that you'd expect to pay retail, but then I consider that this is knock-off and lookalike stuff that is probably based on real crazily-overpriced fashion-branded clothing. The real deal is probably like $150 for a hoodie or $75 for a t-shirt.
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Explosive Tampons posted:(I love how bootlegs become cool and good if you present it as a "reproduction", glad the mass bootleggers are catching up on it) That bootleg is a legitimate piece of art, it belongs in a museum.
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The Harambe meme moved so fast that it completely transcended meme-hood into a totally meaningless word. I don't even think that hoodie is "about" Harambe, the word itself is just a nice-looking abstract collection of letters. I mean, they didn't even bother to capitalize it.
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In similar Chinese import website news, I just bought one of these things: http://www.banggood.com/Mochi-Dingd...eft-hotproducts Also any of you that read X-entertainment back in the day might remember the Mystery Bamboo Peanut, well they got those too: http://www.banggood.com/Plastic-Peanut-Music-Box-Home-Decoration-Toys-p-1059565.html?rmmds=search
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Herbicidal Maniac posted:Ok, I'm going to finally ask. Why the hell are all the AliExpress pages in Dutch? Is it just really really bad geolocation, since I'm in the US, or just the first link was in Dutch so it set that as my default? I feel like I'm missing something here. Someone earlier in the thread linked you to the homepage with the language in Dutch, and your cookies now have even the regular site without the .nl set to Dutch as the default language. It doesn't have to be "the first", it's just any time the language is anything but English it'll stick. Just find the language settings and change it back.
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