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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

luncheon meat posted:

"how do we market this charcoal face mask?"



Sounds like the title to an obscure 70's blaxploitation movie.

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

it's kinda weird to think there's a good chance that the people making and selling this have no idea what the image is supposed to be





https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lego-Tanks-Cool-Custom-MousePad-for-Size-18-22cm-and-25-29cm-Support-for-Desktop-PC/32724394447.html

There's probably a very good chance they might. Then again, maybe that's the Chinese sweatshop version of Something Awful and they're selling ironic goods.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Snowy posted:

You mean the human skin lampshades might not be real human?

This happened to me and let me tell you I wrote a strongly worded review. Even used words like "Dang" and "heck"

*is Leatherface*

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

:stare:


still not putting my dick in the futuristic Chinese cocktrap

Look at all that lightening and poo poo. Why wouldn't you!?

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

I wish to experience the lovemaking of a crow


Lol, I read that as "cow" first. Also, I'm not sure what's going own in those diagrams but I'm phone postin' right now.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


:rip: Died doing what he loved

Jerry Cotton posted:

Quote this post with "thank you mr dooty-spoopy-poopy" and good poops will come to you.

thank you mr dooty-spoopy-poopy

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Looks to be on point

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Facebook Aunt posted:

That would be amazing. Sell old broken lumps of concrete to dumb foreigners.






https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cus...2676842201.html

:yosbutt:

Haha, this owns

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

ZombieJesus posted:

When you want to look like you've shat yourself in spectacular style
http://s.aliexpress.com/EZbYVR3M

I can wear this as I post for full effect. My posting is augmented. Any one else have any cool finds?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Choco1980 posted:

I just found a cool store full of Geeky stuff, like desktop doodads, funky lights, fun coffee mugs, etc like you might find at places like Spencer's or whatever that I imagine many goons can find something they like at. Unfortunately they're not part of the anniversary sale, but still...

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/613234

This store owns!

Free Shipping 1Piece The Day of Dead Viking Tankard Skull Beer Mug Grim Reaper Skulls and Flame Death Skull Coffee Mug Drinkware
http://s.aliexpress.com/36j2aAvE

Death is certain!:rock: because of all the lead in this cup

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hey, anyone got any art supply finds that are decent? Just anything in general. Looking for a gift. I know that's a wide friggin' net but link 'em. Paints, pens pencils, papers, marble slabs etc.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

spog posted:

How about a Big British Cock?


This is an oxymoron. I'm just kiddin' i don't know any better :)

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


These look more like some "Army of Two" Lego without the crazy masks. It's the blinged out guns, I think. Lol

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Wait, are you saying they didn't really have gold plated guns in the north african theater? Lame.

I know. That's like some middle ages warfare. Not having gold plated AK's. Shaking my dang head, here.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Duckula posted:



We have such sights to show you.

I love everything about this image

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Pls don't post my Tinder picture

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hey, anybody bought a knockoff fidget cube that was worth a drat?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

subpar anachronism posted:

Maybe you REALLY need a series of prints of a chubby woman barely making it to the restroom. Who knows.

You don't?

Blue Train posted:

I'm the stealth dong in the toilet paper curve. Also, chubby lol

Didn't see it until you pointed it out, lol

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Sagebrush posted:

fidget cubes and those spinning things are literally toys for autistic children

Yeah, that's why I need one!

Blue Train posted:

Whatever happened to just jacking off if you have time to kill

Sometimes you got to let the flesh heal. Goddamn.....

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


*tugs collar*
Th-th-thank Mr Skeltal....

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Those are all metals and I assume minerals. How can they be bad for you!?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Olothreutes posted:

Lead and cadmium are both really nasty heavy metals that will gently caress your poo poo up real good. Cadmium is particularly nasty, leading to something called cadmium blues.

I'm not sure about the rest of it, but I'm pretty sure that aluminium and tin aren't dietary needs.

My post was in jest but I never knew how bad cadmium poisoning was so thank you :tipshat:

Jerry Cotton posted:

If you think about it, you are just a vessel for your poop. Does that make you poop, too?

Maybe but I think my posts could definitely qualify.

Duckula posted:

Built this tonight.



We all live in a Lepin submarine.

This owns.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


How are the headphones? I was looking at these same ones.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:



These charger cables show flowing lights at a speed related to the power drain

Are these worth a darn? I know alot of these types with the cool light/power flow burn out quick.

Links to where you got em if you don't mind :tipshat:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Thanks for the headphone and charging wire impressions!

SelenicMartian posted:

AE has an abstract goatse 404 page?

No ring.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Solus posted:



Here you go

Thank u all is right with the world

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Sagebrush posted:

I made something like what I think you are imagining for my bike a couple of years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJvzZZASk98



:eyepop: I probably would have stolen that too, if given the opportunity.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:



edit - speaking of names, AULA apparently has a mouse named "Regicide Soulknife"

Regicide Soulknife is the name of my O.C.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Improbable Lobster posted:

That authentic chinese punk sound

This would be good album name

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Killingyouguy! posted:

Back once again to showcase how much I'm killing it at fashion, this time with this T-Shirts Women Summer Fashion Japanese Harajuku Cute Soft Milk Box Print Loose Short Sleeve Girl T shirt Tops Camisetas.



I ordered the smallest size, and it's just a bit too big for me, but I don't think it's anything life ending. I do seem to be having the opposite experience of everyone else getting clothing that's too small, though! I don't understand the link between a carton of milk and 'ganbatte' so I hope it's not some kind of horrible innuendo.

The shirt does smell, but it smells like herbs rather than death gas so I don't mind it so much. It's also soft, not quite but almost like cotton.

(That phone case is from AliExpress too, but it was ordered before I really understood what this site was, I just came to find it was the only website with cases for the model of phone I have.)

Lol you don't know what means :laffo: Nobody say anything! I'm just kidding I don't either. Probably some typical nonsensical silly​ shirt :)

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


That's pretty great but I wonder if anyone would realize what those were referencing.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

RocketSurgeon posted:


I also got a transistor tester that for some reason has the autobot logo on it from transformers.

Uhh, because it's :krad: obviously

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Original_Z posted:

Recently I've been buying some automatic belts on the site, you can buy full belt kits for like $10, a fraction of what you'd pay for at the store. So far they've been pretty good quality and look good too.

Also on the AE reddit there's a seller answering questions from people, you can get an interesting look at some of the policies for sellers and how they interact with customers.

Oh, this sounds great. Got some links?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Original_Z posted:

If you search for "Automatic Belt" you'll get more results than you know what to do with and I assume that the majority of them are of similar quality since they're all priced around the same. Still, here are a couple of stores that I've used that have served me well:

https://cowatherbelt.aliexpress.com/store/810272
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1479283


One of the more interesting things they said is that the website and app are separate in terms of store and item rankings, and there are far more people that use the app so the ranking there is more important. That's why many stores give you a small discount for buying things on the app.

Awesome. Thank you :tipshat:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Goddamn, there a world of tiny siege weaponry that I never knew about

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i love the range of available lego figures













last jedi lookin weird






If any of you bought that KFC store set heres one for you





https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2811424936.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2810744686.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2809317588.html

You can also get the Exorcist girl and the priest as well,

Holy drat these are good. Also, Colonel Sanders is not amused lol

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Duck and Cover posted:

I'm a paranoid person and feel cheaping out on chinese led lights is a mistake. Like they're going to be on at least 12 hours a day and do generate heat.

Where's your sense of adventure?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Guy Mann posted:

So I got my automatic belt in the mail today.

Pros:
-looks cool
-feels great
-comes in sizes that actually fit a cornfed American

Cons:
-when I opened the packaging the fumes made my fire alarm go off for a few chirps

I got one of those belts too but no bonus fumes. They must really like you!

Mocking Bird posted:

Also I got my first freebie and it is an adorable apple red thermos, wish me luck on my slow but inevitable lead poisoning



Metal Geir Skogul posted:

I randomly received a yellow comb.

I got what looks like some paper currency. It says 50 Euro. I'll upload a pic when I get out of work later.

Edit:

Click for gigantic!


Instruction Manuel fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jul 12, 2017

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

A Pack of Kobolds posted:









CUSTOMER IS THE GOD

Lol, that Captain Planet shirt

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

ACRE & EQUAT posted:

Man I really don't understand the censorship rules for these images


lnk

Well it's a relic of God. You can't get the secrets of the universe without buying it first :rolleyes:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

flashy_mcflash posted:

I know this is blasphemy in the AX thread but please, please do not buy a bidet or anything that will shoot you in the butt from AX

Never forget
http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

If you don't like playing Russian roulette with your rear end every time you sit on your cheap Chinese office chair then I don't know what the heck to tell you

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

cyberia posted:

I just found some amazing patches











Pick posted:

poo poo those are right up there with



Holy poo poo these are great! Where's that wolf patch!?

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

myDad posted:

These patches are brilliant

Stay safe, Pizza Skeltal




https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10p...32-9a3bddcd2d19

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