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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32725868354.html

I got 6 of these fog lights and installed them on the inside of my car instead of the dome lights. When I open the door it's like the sun exploded.

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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For 20 bucks I almost want to get one. Just leave it on my desk so people will ask what it is.

"Oh this? Its my medical instrument oval office vaginal speculum spy on female genitals peep mirror expansion vagina device vibrator. You know, for women."

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I have wanted to buy a walking dinosaur suit for a while now.





But am afraid to blow 5 grand and have it end up looking like this when I open the box.


The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Rambling Robot posted:

Where the x-es are letters in my name. People can easy guess my first first name and maybe even my last name. Creepy. Glad I just bought an owl sticker and not the giant butt plug after all.

We all know you are going to put that owl sticker on a larger butt plug.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I found a swifter to stick on the bottom of my robovac!

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32668699824.html

So loving excited to try it next month.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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This is 100 grand but I don't know what it is.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Purchase-Notes-Important-points-before-you-buy/32770018469.html

Shipping is $314.00

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Enter Catman.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tot...2581241281.html

I wonder what an XXL would be what in American size?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I want these seeds.



https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32782778796.html

Xanth is real.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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That would be a great gift for people who are into aroma therapy.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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My pen/screwdriver/ruler/spirit level thingy just came today!



Love it and for $0.88 i am going to get a few more for gifts.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Blue Train posted:

Spirit level eh? So how does it measure your bac do you blow in it or

No, but it tells you when there are ghosts like a P.K.E. meter.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm not sure how I feel about ordering leggings from Silent Hill.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Leggings-NJR02/32663127424.html

This woman has no calves.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Guy Mann posted:

I got one of these spiral slicers, after being really disappointed with a similarly-priced french fry slicer that wound up being super flimsy and falling apart after two potatoes I was really pleasantly surprised at how sturdy the construction is. I don't really care about the fancy floral arrangement plating they show off in the store page, I just wanted a way to slice vegetables thin easily and it works great. I just made some baked zucchini and I'm definitely going to be eating more veggies in pencil shavings form in the future.

I've never been happy with a fry slicer that cost less than $50. I'd love a cheap alternative if someone knows one but they are always so flimsy.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I just got the air filter for my lawn mower that I forgot I ordered.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I got one of those toothpick crossbows from ebay a few days ago, and when I went to check on the status I found this...



Should I go ahead and open a dispute now, or what? I already sent payment but there is no tracking info at all.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Every time that's happened to me, the seller still pulls through. Almost 100% happens on repro SNES games.

Cool, I'll give them a bit. As long as it comes by September so my son can take it to school.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Toothpick crossbows removed from amazon. Actual crossbows still available. :negative:

But, but, my freedoms!

I don't even think they are on ebay anymore. I really hope mine shipped before the ban.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Synthbuttrange posted:

They're fine. The amount of radioactive material inside them is negligible.

They're also not as bright as the pictures would have you believe.

This was the exact post I was about to write. good job

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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My OBD port powers my dashcam. Now I'm worried it will take a picture and somehow make my airbags go off.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I have given up on my toothpick crossbow ever coming from ebay.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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My Golden Girls phone case came today.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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neongrey posted:

It's not Aliexpress but I just got an email from Massdrop saying they have those toothpick crossbows that suddenly vanished from everywhere not long ago. Pricier than the old ones though.

I just ordered one from wish.com for $4 with $2 shipping.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Who wants to look at lots and lots of diseased butt-holes?


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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Ever want to deglove your feet?

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BAIMISS-Feet-Mask-Foot/32810897436.html
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You wear these booties for an hour, and a week later all the "extra" skin on your feet just falls off in gross shreds.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I can't believe it, it finally came today!



I had given up on every receiving my little crossbow when it gets delivered today. And yes, I have already loaded it with nails and popped a bunch of balloons with it.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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mobby_6kl posted:

Cool! Do you remember how much it was? They seem to be back on ebay at around :10bux: +shipping which is a bit much for shooing someone in the eye and going to jail immediately.

I got it from wish.com, I think it was $5 or $6 bucks.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Ordered a couple phone bowls.

Not as gifts, not as a joke, but because I will unironicly use them every loving day to watch Netflix while eating mac and cheese.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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PokeJoe posted:

No TV? Work lunch? Not really seeing a use case for myself so I'm wondering what your situation is.

You called it with work lunch. I have a tv too but rarely get a chance to eat in front of it anymore.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I like those backflow burners too, but it looks like they are about the same price on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073JB3VNV/ref=sspa_mw_detail_0?psc=1

I think I’m going to get one, but not from Aliexpress because I want to play with it before April.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I guess these shoes are great for wearing to The Office.

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32860434553.html?pid=808_0000_0101&spm=a2g0n.search-amp.list.32860434553&

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Does anyone have a link for the TriceraTACO taco holder? They are on amazon for 12 bucks but I’m sure they must be on Ali somewhere too, just don’t know what to look for.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I have this cup! The handle broke off but I keep kitchen sponges stuffed in its mouth.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I'm not sure indoor fireworks from Aliexpress is a good idea.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I have that one, it’s on my lanyard for my work badge.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I have a “stock pillow” or “stockpil” now. My old modpil was just a cotton quilted down alternative that had a integrated flux capacitor and positron accelerator system for cooling and time travel but it went into a state of quantum instability and slipped into a parallel universe. Guess you get what you pay for

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I have piles of Aliexpress Bluetooth headphones. In general, they all work well enough. I use the noise cancelling ones when doing my wood chipper or chain saw or mowing. The black ones that have charger boxes are way better, one stays in the car for grocery shopping (which I have not done in months thanks to covid and delivery) or just wearing around the house. The little white individual ones when going to bed (I put one in to listen to an audiobook and not bother the wife). They were only a couple bucks on aliexpress so I bought a ton of them knowing I'd lose them while sleeping. The corded ones are alright too, but I much prefer not having any cords at all, those are for work, which is another thing I have not been doing.



Well, those are all going into a drawer because they are all shitgarbage compared to airpods pro. My wife was asking what I wanted for father's day and I saw on SA-mart that the airpods are the cheapest they have been so I went ahead and gave them a shot.



Also got a french fries case and some memory foam eartips. Since I couldn't for father's day wait to play with them, I went ahead and paired them to my phone and used them doing yardwork yesterday before putting them back in the box so she could wrap them with the boys. They are loving amazing. I put them in and put safety earmuffs over the top and I thought the mower had died when the noise cancelling popped on.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I got one of those dollhouses from a few pages ago, it was really fun to put together.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32850714702.html



















It has little lights and a windup music box.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Hexigrammus posted:

Article on the radio this evening:


The parcel came from China, so a quick AliExpress search turns up a three headed duckling taxidermy for $65 cdn.

$167 cdn gets you an entire flock of 20 single-headed ducklings. Truly a bargain.

Oh, my god. You can get piles of dead rabbits/parakeets.

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

Sadly I dont have a $200 budget for LED face masks but im hoping someone here does and can tell us how much this rules

https://www.dhgate.com/product/party-masks-bluetooth-app-full-color-led/675815460.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QNZbnVdVFE

Can you do $90?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08MNZT5G1?ref=myi_title_dp

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Can you do $84?

https://www.amazon.com/TrendyNow365...19489040&sr=8-5

edit 2 -

69? Nice?

https://www.amazon.com/Bluetooth-Pr...40&sr=8-30&th=1


$64 with coupon...

https://www.amazon.com/Light-LED-Face-Mask-Programmable/dp/B08XJVRD18/ref=sr_1_49?dchild=1&keywords=led+mask&qid=1619488861&sr=8-49

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