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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I wonder how many times I can drink out of this AliExpress glassware set before the thorium content in my body reaches dangerous levels

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:


Also if you buy dongs and such from aliexpress, you're likely to get a chemical stinkdong that burns the skin on your wrist, never mind your more sensitive areas. I learned that one via Amazon, too. It was like a dong-shaped chemical weapon

The wisdom of experience right there, folks.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Hug in a Can posted:

And sometimes you just end up with As Seen On TV-level stuff:


I love! AliExpress!

Oh, she's smilin' now, but once that boil from the skin-to-chinese-foam contact begins to fester she'll wish she just took the door handle to the temple, instead.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Also Pick jaguars are almost as cool as bats and I always abide by the "420 donate a portion of your income to the WWF erryday" rule, so good on you

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

WrenP-Complete posted:

well, i ordered $20 worth of weird-seeming plants today, let's see what happens!

My bets are all on the "WrenP is eventually engulfed by lovely exotic plants like that hillbilly from 'Creepshow,' praying for death" outcome.

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
That sizzling noise you hear/feel on conract is just the patented AE-brand spermicide going to work!

The asbestos lining also provides top-notch fire protection for your junk

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