AliExpress: I CAN SHOW YOU SOME TRASH

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Guy Mann posted:

So I ordered this LCD paperless memo pad as a gift because Techmoan's video on it made it look neat but I'd rather pay $15 for a white label product instead of a $50 name-brand Boogie Board and apparently they have a shipping center in the US or something because the free shipping was with UPS Express Saver and I got it in four days. If AliExpress keeps growing in popularity I hope more companies follow their lead because man that was a pleasant surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=few9P5ojV60

But is it any good?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 02:22

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# ¿ May 29, 2024 08:03

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

When I lived in a Pakistani area of Manchester ~10 years ago I'd often see women walking around with their phone tucked in their hijab.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 18:55

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Yep, those sure are.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 20:50

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Ever want to deglove your feet?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BAIMISS-Feet-Mask-Foot/32810897436.html

You wear these booties for an hour, and a week later all the "extra" skin on your feet just falls off in gross shreds.

A chemical peel for your feet, just hope you don't gently caress it up and that you only melt the bit you want.

Not really that extreme though.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 22:28

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I've got an Indian XL polo-shirt somewhere that is probably a small here. I struggled to fit my head through the neck hole.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 23:14

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Why is he backed up by off-brand lego?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 21:41

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

It seems to pull from taobao, might just be a middleman site. Seems kinda sketchy though, the free shipping is extended to extremely large things like arcade cabinets too

e:nm it shows up on the listings but the fine print (in chinese) is they only cover up to 10kg?

Aw, I was going to order some wood.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 21:01

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

It's Karl Lagerfeld.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 00:02

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

It's not impossible, but that's gonna be a hefty decode and rebuild to find out where the colouration tweaks are even occurring.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 18:00

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Don't make him feel so bad about his dick.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 23:47

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Very similar. You watch it with the hope that a benevolent sky-god will ensure a quality result for your product because you sure as hell don't know what you're doing.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 13:47

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Probably. Same thing Amazon does for a lot of poo poo, so they might as well.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 17:38

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Give them a lick and report back if you die.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 11:24

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Killingyouguy! posted:

this page has awakened something in me that hasn't been activated since i was 6

I somehow think that price isn't accurate.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 14:49

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Even per square meter seems cheap. Also arbitrary given the three dimensional nature of the product.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 15:40

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Please tell us how many of them point right.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 01:22

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

They're all absolutely terrified of negative reviews. I wonder how much a single bad review actually affects them?

# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 15:45

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

mobby_6kl posted:

Also check out the layers of shipping labels on that package! I think that might explain the delay a bit, but it seems like it's been in the UK and Austria since early October at least so who the gently caress knows what it did for a month and a half here.

Probably involved a massive container ship to Felixstowe followed by some default international routing by the carrier.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 20:50

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

You should lick them.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 19:29

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

You probably shouldn't lick them unless you're really confident they're not actually some solder alloy full of lead.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 20:34

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

One of them even has Paris written on it.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 21:01

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

My order of three not-lego Bob Ross-es arrived. They also threw in three deadpool heads, which is nice.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 23:08

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Have you not seen the trailer/advert?

# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 17:12

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Have you also not seen the trailer/advert? It has been very big on the internets.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 23:01

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I don't think a load of goose down burning underneath your face will do you much good either.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 23:28

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

It might get xray'd to gently caress and back.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 00:35

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

You might just have hosed up ear canals.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 02:45

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Well, that looks safe.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 12:37

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That is a pretty good tshirt.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 00:25

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Can you see anything while wearing them?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 00:23

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

iirc, F91W's used to be the IED maker's timer of choice.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 23:10

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

You should get your sex toys hand made by local artisans.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 00:51

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I'd hope none considering they should be ceramic.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 01:23

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Why would you want a lovely pig on your door mat?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 23:36

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I do not have the hair for that afro pick.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 14:54

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Is that a laser pointer?

# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 09:56

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

If you order s&m stuff do you think they'd put "fetish mask" on the label?

# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 22:36

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

KirbyKhan posted:

Well what are your keywords if you are too good to search?

evangelion and naruto

# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 22:42

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Serious body mods.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 17:34

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# ¿ May 29, 2024 08:03

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Those look like wax or clay carving tools.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 21:12

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