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mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Snowy posted:

I thought I was in the midwest.jpg thread.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 21:18

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 09:20

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

so you put those heads on a barbie doll? what do you do with heads?!

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 08:30

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

King Vidiot posted:

What in the world... https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wom...c36c804b7&tpp=1

gently caress yeah that's the good stuff

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:11

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I ordered some Micron drawing pens for next to nothing, the printed text seems a bit off. So probably counterfeit. I never bought original Microns, so can't really compare. Eh.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 11:52

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

pls don't put those dildos anywhere in your body. maybe use it as a coathanger.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 12:19

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Palpek posted:

holy poo poo

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 10:49

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 10:50

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Carbon Thief posted:

Yeah, I have a bad feeling my couch is soon going to be covered in rocks and fruits.

What the gently caress is this thing?

Cabbage bird hand warmer??

poo poo I was hoping it's a seed

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 20:01

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

lol if you've never smoked a garlic skin blunt

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 09:43

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Pick posted:

GARDENING TIME

These vertical planters are very high quality and I've been impressed with them so far. Received in 10 days.

These fabric pots are decent quality, and were also received quickly. Much cheaper than normal pots, and drain well. They're not stylish but they're extremely functional.

None of my seeds have sprouted at all!

10 bucks sounds cool, will be interesting to see if they fall apart after the first season.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 23:37

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Palpek posted:

This hole was made for me:

DRR DRR DRR

I'd put some baby-shaped ice cubes in my whisky, and pretend I'm mayor of Neo Tokyo contemplating a purge of panther moderns.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 08:44

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2735713187.html

May the God be with you.
Skull, flowers, feathers.

Who is this for? Some sort of pagan that has a god and also one or more goddesses?

I'm almost tempted to buy it and put it up just to confuse people. Maybe start objecting to things based on them being forbidden by my religion, and when people ask what religion I just point to the wall sticker.

that is primo stuff for the toilet door. every time people sit down to poo poo, they have to look at this weird god. thing.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 21:40

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...0608.0.0.PPNoss

Ahhh!

Oh good, when it senses human flesh it starts chewing.

No, this does not give me a good feeling at all.

killll meeeee

I'll buy it if it says "Mommy! Mommy!" in a high-pitch voice.

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVGE5Bv-ryY

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 23:33

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Sanguinary Novel posted:

gently caress yes dremel engraving bits for dirt cheap. I do a lot of woodcuts, so this is loving awesome.

Has anyone ever ordered any of the off brand Copic markers before? There's a decent discount on them for the 7th sale and I might pick up a small set for funsies.

I bought Micron pen markers, they do their job, but let's see for how long.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 22:43

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Anyone in for cheap wargaming knockoffs or modeling kits? I searched a bit, but couldn't find a galore of "~~space marines~~ galaxy soldiers" like you'd find with Lego stuff.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 08:14

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Most "leather" from Asian countries is actually made from cat skin. Hope I just ruined everyone's "leather" products.

Don't buy "leather" from AliExpress.

what is that a joke? cat skin, really?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 22:25

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

spog posted:

Makes sense: lead is easy to work with and they probably have lots left lying around from manufacturing paint, make-up and children's toys

I know little about weed: can you grow the stuff just as well on LEDs as you can on those incandescent lights that draw so much electricity?

Depends on the combined output of the LEDs I think. I've seen setups that use LEDs in addition to regular lighting, but if you're serious about growing best ask those dudes in TCC. There's a special thread for growing weed.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 16:29

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

you got gay patches

# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 22:34

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Facebook Aunt posted:

e: what?

omg this is my favourite

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 20:24

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Rad-daddio posted:

Here they are. Don't laugh...

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bes...0608.0.0.JFVxe1

Seriously, the most comfortable underwear you can get as a dude. Also, they have this rear seam so your don't get that diaper butt look that most boxer briefs give you. Naturally, you'll want to get the black ones unless you're into semi transparent underwear.

post a selfie

# ¿ May 20, 2017 06:05

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

# ¿ May 25, 2017 10:02

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I'm trying to think of a way to use it on my dick

# ¿ May 29, 2017 18:30

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I'm guessing it's just a chunk of plutonium glowing inside.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 11:29

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Original_Z posted:

Recently I've been buying some automatic belts on the site, you can buy full belt kits for like $10, a fraction of what you'd pay for at the store. So far they've been pretty good quality and look good too.

Also on the AE reddit there's a seller answering questions from people, you can get an interesting look at some of the policies for sellers and how they interact with customers.

Interesting interview. There's a ratio between complaints and sales, if the ratio exceeds a certain percentage, the seller can't sell anything for a year. Might explain the panic when you don't like something.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 08:54

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Needs red paint and a Mao portrait.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 13:15

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Just buy a gun and gently caress it

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 00:07

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Cool Assassin's Creed cosplay.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 16:48

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Dude has nothing on this guy

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 10:44

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

mike12345 posted:

Dude has nothing on this guy

challenge for this thread: find all the crap pictured on aliexpress.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 10:57

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

beep-beep car is go posted:

Is this ironic?

It's from 1993.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 12:22

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I've been looking for black ink for drawing, but the prices are about the same as here in old Europe. Is it because shipping fluids is frowned up? Really weird. I thought I can get a gallon for 10 bucks, but no senor.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 11:16

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Pick posted:

There are a fair number of homogenous goods where AliExpress won't help you because the price in your home country is already very competitive or a loss leader.

No, it's not just that they're the same price, there's not a lot on offer in the first place. I'd expected at least one seller to have inks at varying sizes, but it's usually just a small bottle.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 15:50

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

gmq posted:

Did you try alibaba? Maybe it's one of those products that it's just not worth it to sell by the piece.

Yep, that's where they are. Good call.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 17:23

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

ACRE & EQUAT posted:

Man I really don't understand the censorship rules for these images

lnk

maybe so the original it's copied from can't be traced via image search?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 09:54

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Is it ok to buy a USB hub from AE, or is that one of those things that ocassionally explode when too cheap?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 12:27

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Guy Mann posted:

I ordered some cheap "mushroom seeds" and was expecting either spawn plugs or the sawdust mixture that comes in commercial mushroom-making kits but instead I got what looks like actual seeds. I know a lot of spawn is made with grains but I don't see any kind of visible inoculation and the store page is just some stock photos with no instructions. I have some old grain I've been meaning to use up anyways so I'll try making a fresh batch of spawn with it and see if anything comes of it, I guess.

gz on your lentils

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 07:44

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Sharpest Crayon posted:

Also I found this super fancy sweater https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201....57781f57NBaPsZ

that is cute.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 20:55

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

those sweaters all look cool, but I have doubts if they're not using some lovely plastic material that makes you sweat & suffocates

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 08:26

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

the irony is that gucci probably stole it from another artist

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 22:43

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 09:20

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

The spam you get from sellers is funny sometimes

quote:

I am Debbie from Elego, sales manager of Flying Team. It is my great honor to introduce our company Elego and our exclusive products to you.

1. Are you also getting tired of price competition, lower and lower profit?

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If you have these problems, I am getting in touch with you is correct, because we are meeting the same problem. Your customers push you lower cost and you will push your supplier.

In 2017, with lead of our boss Andy, Elego is opening a new way for our customers and also for our own. It is we are aiming to get more smaller brands but great products for our customers, and also get exclusive rights from our partners. You also like this, yes?

Yes I am drunk in rains of new products, Debbie

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 13:13

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