AliExpress: I CAN SHOW YOU SOME TRASH

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freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Regular masturbation not doing it for you anymore?
Try adding spikes!

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32733198268/32733198268.html

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 21:04

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 19:13

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Bought a cheapo digital caliper which arrived really quickly along with a bonus pair of plastic lips which a friend informed me was one of these and a note apologising for the lack of batteries as they've had an increase in items being returned by customs.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 10:54

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

I quite often see this in various adverts on facebook

Only �22.07 down from �40.46 delivered!

Or I can spend just under �7 and get one from ali express which looks to be the exact same
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...2311.0.0.hjk8u9

I was going to wait until it arrived to say if it was any good but it's been "in the air" according to tracking since 31st August

# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 12:56

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Wish sent me a 10% off voucher through the post because I hadn't ordered in a while.
I thought the sentiment was nice and although I wasn't going to fall for an obvious ploy like that I ordered a tonne of stuff that has steadily been coming in over the past few weeks

# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 22:52

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-real-1968-year-More-than-45-years-old-pu-er-tea-health-care-Puer-tea/32839359537.html
here's a brick
of tea
from 1968

I've seen a few of these bricks of old tea.
I'm curious about them but not curious enough to risk death by poison.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 21:02

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Anyone need a mouse mat?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...ce-32ac78c61725

# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 13:55

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Facebook Aunt posted:

Want more star wars cosplay in your daily routine? How about a jedi bathrobe? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Flannel-Robe-Male-With-Hood-Thickening-Long-Design-Dressing-Gowns-Star-War-Men-s-Coral/32774994108.html

Gah I have a sith one of these bought from a high street store for a bit more money than that.
Assuming they are the same they are very warm and soft.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 23:42

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Finished building this

It came without any instructions so I only had the image on the store page to go on so the fact that it works is a miracle. Some of the LEDs are very dim which is either my bad soldering or I've put resistors in the wrong place.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 16:36

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Thanks to whoever spoke about the Bubm things a while ago. I'll be buying a load more.

I also bought a 20L pannier bag for my bike and would have linked it as it was cheap but quite nice but the page has vanished.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 17:44

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Sioux posted:

Anyone have any experience with the Ali mousepads?

https://nl.aliexpress.com/store/pro...2860294389.html

I use this one, it's actually really good quality

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 18:48

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

nashona posted:

I was browsing the 11.11 sale and came across this beauty.

I wore this shirt for my stag do 10/10 great shirt

# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 21:16

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Lord Stimperor posted:

gently caress yeah, this was also in my recommendations but my partner gave a hard veto

You misheard then say "VTOL"
I suggest finding one that meets that requirement and order without further consultation

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 08:38

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Lockdown has had me buying all sorts of random things from Ali and the first weird thing arrived:

Final Fantasy VII NES edition

It actually works! Played as far as returning to the slums after blowing up the first reactor

# ¿ May 6, 2020 21:34

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

I recently pressed the feed button on the Ali app and wow that's for some :nws:

content

# ¿ May 14, 2020 10:17

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

bar88537 posted:

I asked this a few pages ago, but I'm trying to get a few bootlet pokemon cards to impress my nephews. I don't know anything about them, and all the listings have a bunch of options. If I just want to spend a few bucks to get something that'd shock them, which option should I get?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000811998209.html

When you asked previously I thought you were after GBA cartridges because I keep having Pokémon: My rear end edition suggested to me.

I ordered a Touhou Pokémon game in march which never arrived. Messaged the seller who redispatched it and sent a message saying how I should have paid for better postage (on a £3 game I'll play for 15 minutes... Not happening)

# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 08:10

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Got 3 items today!

A couple of pin badges. I know I'm late to the tiny frog car club but I've never had anywhere for pin badges before

This I've been waiting for since march. Had no idea what it was but it was cheap enough to find out. Turns out it's a romhack based on Pokémon fire red

# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 14:49

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Anyone in need of alternative fuel solutions?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 13:20

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

French Canadian posted:

Recommendation for a seller to get a super tiny cat-safe drone? Like, caged blades and stuff. I suppose a cell phone app and camera would be icing on the cake.

https://a.aliexpress.com/_vofUzt

I have this one and it's good fun to fly around

# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 08:49

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Anyone need a new shirt?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 18:58

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

super sweet best pal posted:

Real wood or wood colored plastic?

From the reviews I think it's coloured plastic but photos in the reviews look really drat good.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 10:50

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

everdave posted:

Xiaomi Mi Bands are cheap, battery lasts weeks, heartbeat steps sleep tracking. My kid has one it�s pretty crazy for the money (they are on Amazon too)

Does it do an estimated calorie count?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 09:42

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

yoloer420 posted:

Yep

Awesome, might have to pick one of thoes up.
Currently confused about what the difference between the normal and global versions are for the version 6

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 11:46

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

yoloer420 posted:

Normally it's about language support. Get the global version.

Yeah I figured for an extra �2 it was worth going for the more expensive version just in case

busalover posted:

What's that? Like "if you keep running another five miles at this speed, you will use x amount of calories"?

As another poster said it tells you how many calories you've burnt but they are super innacurate and more for fun.

Speaking of fun, look at this little handheld!

# ¿ Jul 13, 2021 07:14

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Samopsa posted:

just get a mi band, they're cheap and good

My Mi Band 6 arrived a week ago from Ali and it has really impressed me

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 09:15

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Meskhenet posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32831351903.html

I got this

5 sets

5 extra d20

lots of 6's (plus everything else)

Seconding this, can't remember what I got but it was several full sets

# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 12:54

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Smoke free - 100% asbestos
I had a housemate once that was buying under the counter cigs from a corner shop until they appeared in the news for containing asbestos in the filters

# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 06:59

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Humphreys posted:

This sounds amazing.

If you are talking about the glass on the strings to cut opposing strings sadly it's super not

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 13:28

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

If people eat things from Ali please remember to wash it down with 16 year old tea

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 12:18

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Manwithastick posted:

I am morbid curious what is the most people have spent on a single AE purchase - I see the items that cost thousands and wonder who is spending that cheddar

Most expensive single purchase is �34 for a Xiaomi Mi Band 6 after recommendations from this thread.
I think it arrived in August last year and I've worn it daily since.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 16:41

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33044606151.html

I love this just for the gif that is the first image

# ¿ Mar 31, 2022 15:02

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

madmatt112 posted:

That's... not how I remember the game. What's bizarre is the other cartridges' art is pretty much accurate to the originals. Or at least... close enough that anyone buying this wouldn't care.
'Cept for this fuckin' thing
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...849872290%21rec

I have this, it's a colour remake of Super Mario Land.
Works exactly as it should. You can find the rom easy enough

# ¿ May 12, 2022 10:41

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Darchangel posted:

I, too wish to live in a glass house:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256803964946850.html?ug_edm_item_id=3256803964946850
Only $24K with shipping!

I guess power and piping run between inner and outer layers?
What about HVAC?

I guess if you had isolated property it could be neat as a camping cabin sort of thing.

If I lived in that I'd throw so many stones

# ¿ May 30, 2022 07:41

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Burt Gherkin posted:

Whats the consensus on the miyoo hand-held? I'm really tempted to get one to play some old Sega and Nintendo games. Worth?

Haven't got one myself but the people who have really seem to like them.
It gets a lot of positive comments in this thread thread and on youtube

# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 12:46

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

wa27 posted:

Are any of the cheap Chinese mechanical keyboards recommended? Anything on Ali? My mechanical from 2013 just died and it was the cheapest one out there at the time ($80). I was shocked to see there are options as low as $30 now.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32742079000.html

I have this one and quite like it even though it's a different key layout to one you'd typically see in the UK

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 14:33

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Hmmm

# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 19:35

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Humphreys posted:

Also been mucking about with Saturns so a RAM/Pseudo Kai Cartridge was in order!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002006710656.html

In the Kai menu

Some Homebrew I'm using to dump game saves

I was planning on getting one of these for my Saturn eventually, glad to see it works

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 09:27

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

SubNat posted:

I noticed a familiar silhouette on the front page, and loving christ.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005022241832.html

That giga-tallneck looks niiiiice. (But would probably be a solid 350-400$ after import and everything.)
The smaller/cheaper kits also look cute, but drat those prices are close to legit lego prices. (375NOK = 36USD).

I've had my eye on that tallneck for a while but money etc.

I did get a massive schwerer gustav kit a while back because it made me laugh that such a kit exists.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 11:28

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

3D Megadoodoo posted:

"Wanna come back to my place to check out my Hitler legos?"

He has a cape!

It pairs well with the Metal Slug tank

# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 11:47

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Different set of questionable Ali purchases arrived today

A famiclone and a few touhou themed carts to go with it
Bad Apple is the music video
Akumajou Remilia is a sprite swap of Castlevania
Final Strikyu is a Mario Romhack
Robert Cop 2 is a side scrolling shooter

# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 18:38

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 19:13

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

mystes posted:

technically I think they only said the touhou themed carts were supposed to go with that console?

Indeed, sadly Robot Cop 2 is Genesis only

# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 22:13

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