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goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

I accidentally sent the butt pads i bought on ali to my boyfriend and now I'm afraid he'll think I hate his real butt

e: i tend to send him random cute poo poo i find all the time and didn't double check whether it retains the last address sent to over the default one

# ¿ May 1, 2019 11:09

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 06:33

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Pretty much. Sometimes you just wanna feel better about yourself with minimal effort, you know?

# ¿ May 1, 2019 11:55

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Hug in a Can posted:

how are the pockets on the harem pants, killingyouguy!?

I don't remember this dangeresque quote

# ¿ May 28, 2019 11:17

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Shut up Meg posted:

(though interestingly, google gave me that result when I typed in 'black opinion', without even a 'did you mean...?', so we really can't be too sniffy about others getting names wrong in a foreign language)

Mine is "black optimum". "Opium" seems to be one of those forbidden things google autocomplete cannot suggest (because drugs bad)

# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 15:53

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Lead out in cuffs posted:

Fake edit: lol, didn't notice the little Versace logo peeking out there on the first one. Is ... is this stuff high fashion right now?

Versace has been going for neo-baroque style for a while now!

Check out this adorable baby set :3:

# ¿ Jun 12, 2019 05:38

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

RandomFerret posted:

Ear wax clears itself out naturally, only try to remove it manually if you have a medical condition effecting your ear canal, or you want to have one.

Love to naturally degunk my earbuds

# ¿ Jun 14, 2019 20:31

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

I use a q-tip because I have good control over my actions, maybe some people just jam it in idk

# ¿ Jun 15, 2019 18:46

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Oh, cool! I love it so much. I hope it makes it to Europe.

There's a Miniso store in Poland. I bought some counterfeit Lego Architecture sets there

# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 10:48

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Kerbtree posted:

I suppose if you're really not that exciting, you could just make your knob look like a corncob, but what's the fun in that?

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as my dick slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob

# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 16:56

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32953830843.html

# ¿ Jul 24, 2019 07:14

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

I bought the pregnant anime t-shirt for a friend and for some reason it has a giant "JONATHAN MORRIS 8/1/16" writing on it and we both don't know what it refers to!!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 20:09

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Fauxtool posted:

im glad you are familiar with the source material enough to confirm that they are children.

I feel like your avatar undermines this sick burn a bit

# ¿ Jul 27, 2019 07:52

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Humphreys posted:

PFFFT! We used to use wood nails, hammer and the edge of the snooker table.

My friend in middle school gave herself a nose piercing using a paperclip heated over a lighter. Living in a tiny village loving blows when it comes to piercing hygiene

# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 12:45

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Hug in a Can posted:

e: nevermind I'm buying this one, it's more high tech

...link?

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 16:27

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

By popular demand posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32888011019.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.37384c4dHNj3lL

All Metallic Vulvas Are Beautiful

# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 14:19

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

I got my Xiaomi AirDots in the mail and I figured that since they look 100% like they Haylou ones I can write an opinion. They sound surprisingly good! I'm surprised, considering my usual high standards regardin audio and the fact that they're 20 dollars for wireless earbuds, but I guess Xiaomi did make Piston 2s all the years ago, which were the top of the line under 20$. Very V-shaped sound but I guess that's the standard of Chi-Fi by now. The noise cancelling works well enough to make me not hear my pet rabbit jump on the couch behind me. Good purchase.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 11:54

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Basically it means the bass and treble get accentuated more than the mids (which are usually vocals)! Whether it's good or bad is really a matter of preference and what music you're most likely to listen to.

I kinda included a dig at the rest of chinese audio like KZ because a lot of the headphones people praise have, for me, really shrill trebles. I'm very sensitive to certain sounds though so ymmv.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 12:25

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Both of you should buy something nice for your fish ☺️

# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 05:15

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Krakox posted:

I'm looking for an MP3 player that a kid could use but doesn't have WiFi. Strictly music, maybe coverart, no movies or games. A good ui is a huge plus. Y'all seen anything like that?

Sansa Clip +

# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 15:16

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

I�ve seen an inflammable cow and I wish I hadn�t.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 21:39

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

blatman posted:

I just need it to win a bet with an idiot, one of my coworkers insists that gay men give off significant radiation and that's how gaydar works and also why he refuses to be in the same room as the one brazenly-gay dude for longer than 30 or 40 seconds

some people would just go to HR with this but i like your approach

# ¿ Nov 29, 2019 12:39

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Busy Bee posted:

Where do I apply for freebies?

# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 13:33

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Zaps ur muscle

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 09:56

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 06:17

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Unperson_47 posted:

What is the one in the top right that looks like a fried egg? Also the elven longbow/curved numbchucks next to it?

its piss

# ¿ May 23, 2020 10:19

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Humphreys posted:

Budget 42-800 lens with really delivers... something.

No real time to actually use it yet. When I get my intervalometer for remote triggering I'll see what I can get of the moon and stars.

finally a way for me to take dick pics

# ¿ May 25, 2020 16:52

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

They�re bite-sized

# ¿ May 29, 2020 16:27

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

cyberbug posted:

This "clam mask" https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33003270259.html

Putting the �hot� in Hotline Miami huh

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 22:53

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 10:19

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

I got a surprise SMS that someone sent me a courier package, and a day later I received my ali pins, except the form was... weird. It was two enveloped with a pin each, and also two silicone phone cases, all wrapped in the national courier service�s foil?

Have any of you ever received a package from ali that was so obviously handled by a local reshipper?

# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 10:07

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Has anyone tried using Ali for instant photography supplies?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 00:05

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Nah they usually take a month or two to arrive.

😠

# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 00:48

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Killingyouguy! posted:

the.... pardon??
i'm learning so much today

it�s when you�re tired so you give your husband a mini doll version of you while you bing breaking bad

# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 09:37

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

cummy candy

# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 14:57

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

CBD doesn�t do jack poo poo so what�s the difference

# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 17:07

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

The Wonder Weapon posted:

Hi it's been awhile since I've checked in on this thread. I have two questions:

1. Are people still placing and receiving orders despite COVID?
2. Is there a thread recommendation for wireless earbuds?

I have definitely been placing orders.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 20:30

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

St_Ides posted:

I have accepted that I am indeed a flashlight nerd.

Define "good normal"

What are you planning to do with it?

Are you looking for something small/keychain sized? Something for just working around the house? Something to set the trees on fire on the other side of a field?

Budget ballpark? $20? $100?

Don't get a zoomie like suggested above. They're inefficient trash that do nothing well. I have 4 of them I got before I actually learned about proper flashlights. They have crappy, usually bootleg LEDs that have terrible tints and colour reproduction. There's so many better options for not much more money.

Hey so what do flashlight nerds talk about with other flashlight nerds? It sounds fascinating

# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 19:14

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

value-brand cereal posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001570748663.html
[EAM] Women Yellow Lantern Sleeve Long Gloves New Pu Leather Personality Fashion Tide All-match 2019 Autumn Winter 1DC977

Bonus: the small listings for the other colors makes them look like butt plugs, oops