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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > AliExpress: I CAN SHOW YOU SOME TRASH
 
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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pok...63-bede754b35bf

My favorite Pokemon, Eveelution posessed Pikachus!
(Seriously why have the white dot in the middle of the eye?)

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Chr...156059d6b&tpp=1

I wonder how fast this would make my SNES explode/melt?

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
 Link for that shirt? Couldn't find it when I went looking for it.

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002

poverty goat posted:

I've never used alibaba but dhgate is a great place to buy counterfeit bongs

Does the extra lead help the high?

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

This is 100 grand but I don't know what it is.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Purchase-Notes-Important-points-before-you-buy/32770018469.html

Shipping is $314.00

Well if the product description is to be believed it's the guy on the box art for Mystery of the Druids.

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002

unpacked robinhood posted:

Nope the screws are real ! There's a little screwdriver to open the back and pop 1 or 2 sim cards and a micro sd in there.
The battery is hella huge and says it's 5200 mAh on it. There's a menu option to charge an other phone with the usb plug that's hidden near the bottom.
It's really thick and pleasant to handle.

I wouldn't dunk it in water because it looks like the case is two halves clipped together, we'll see how it holds-up.
There's also a little flashlight on the top that turns on with the orange button. So far that's that's an excellent way to spend 37.79$


It looks identical to me.
other remark: there's no 3.5mm plug to put headphones, or maybe it's hidden somewhere who knows

e: For some reason every menu item in the main menu is illustrated with a huge picture of a 4x4 american car

like so:


the screen isn't this lovely irl, it's just my photo

So did it come with the free USB Light =$2 ?

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
 Thanks Mr. Skeletal



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/men...f4-2dd76f93ecc2

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
 Depends on the emperor :kimchi:

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
 Poor Freckles

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/cmzPQCac

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
 Saw these while looking at the shuttle lamps, they're adorable!




#Aliexpress US $3.90 36%OFF | 2020 New Arrive Astronaut USB LED Night Lights For Home Helmet Switch Night Lamp For Work As Children's Gift Space Man Lamp
https://a.aliexpress.com/_dXSRkNt

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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
 HONK

US $9.45 55%OFF | Space Station 13 Clown Cool Design Trendy T-Shirt Tee Honk Clown Space Space Station Space Station 13 Ss13 Honkler
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mtlJ4Dt

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