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pants in my pants posted:Alton Brown is super religious and goes to one of those creepy megachurches off 285. He also is banned from that Kroger in the show which was the one I'd go to during my mercifully short time in Roswell because he stole some donuts irl. [citation needed]
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I read an article about Brown's Christian Foundation, which was a pretty crazy thing to read when talking about a guy who talks about food like a chemist talks about Dupont's chemical output Also, goddamn 65% of the country is some sort of christian, but the only ones who ever seem compelled to talk about it are the weirdos
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:04 |
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Egbert Souse posted:[citation needed] literally google dot loving com you human paraquat
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:10 |
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ElGroucho posted:I read an article about Brown's Christian Foundation, which was a pretty crazy thing to read when talking about a guy who talks about food like a chemist talks about Dupont's chemical output so most of them
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:11 |
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I Googled the donut incident and this is from his old blog:Alton "Sticky Fingers" Brown posted:A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Powdered Milk
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:14 |
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Talk about nerd privilege
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:18 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Hes nice to loving everyone. Even the dispshits at the kitchen nightmares stuff. He always starts off super happy and polite. But almost everywhere he goes and everything he tries he thinks is poo poo. Almost everyone he encounters is too slow and incompetent. You know the saying, if you run into one rear end in a top hat in the morning, you ran into an rear end in a top hat that day. But if you ran into assholes all day, you're the rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:19 |
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It's too bad John Taffer wasn't more like Ramsay. Ramsay seems to be an okay guy until you show incompetence, if he knew more about bars I'd watch a show with him telling owners what to do.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:20 |
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I see no reason why he would steal donut holes from the grocery store, but I love how suspicious the whole story sounds. He was so hungry he had to eat before he checked out? Instead of just holding the Tab in his other hand, he emptied out his entire basket to put things in a different way? He accidentally left one thing on the shelf and it was the thing he had eaten? It's a barrel of lol's either way
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:20 |
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I hate people who eat food before they pay for things at a grocery, it gets on my nerves. It's like showing up to the counter with a handful of empty vines. "Just charge me for the grapes, thanks"
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:23 |
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ElGroucho posted:I hate people who eat food before they pay for things at a grocery, it gets on my nerves. It's like showing up to the counter with a handful of empty vines. "Just charge me for the grapes, thanks" Ever tried chilling the gently caress out
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 00:03 |
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That Amy's Baking Company episode was freaking great woooo mama.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 00:05 |
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ElGroucho posted:I hate people who eat food before they pay for things at a grocery, it gets on my nerves. It's like showing up to the counter with a handful of empty vines. "Just charge me for the grapes, thanks" People do this all the time. It's pretty gauche but.. Long as they pay for it and don't make a mess? Who cares? Life is short and lovely. If being a sad piggie who can't wait till they check out to eat your food gets you through the day who am I to judge? (In the open. Deep down I am totally judging ya like the Wu Tang. )
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 00:09 |
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fyodor posted:Ever tried chilling the gently caress out No, he's right. gently caress that guy.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 00:48 |
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I used to dislike Gordon Ramsay as a bully until I realized he was OUR bully. gently caress those people who cook us lovely food, or don't care how they are serving us, or don't clean their kitchen properly. Keep yelling at them for us, Gordon.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 00:52 |
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I feel that actually cooking chicken before sending it out for people to eat is worthy of being yelled at for. I get that having a min wage job that doesn't pay the bills is bullshit and not giving a gently caress, but drat that's risking someone's health
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 01:04 |
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Hes almost always going nuclear on the head chef or owner. You know the people actually responsible for that poo poo.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 01:31 |
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My fav Hell's Kitchen freakout I know Chef's love uppers but cmon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8EtoWMGAtg
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:06 |
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What's the screening process for these things? I remember in one episode Gordon asks someone working the kitchen how long they went to school for and they said 6 months. Why is he getting garbage students like that?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:46 |
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Some people are just butchers or have never worked in a kitchen
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:52 |
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Nonviolent J posted:Some people are just butchers or have never worked in a kitchen A properly trained butcher is a skilled professional
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:52 |
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yeah but i mean no culinary experience and they're usually better than the people who claim to be head or sous chefs
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:55 |
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Nonviolent J posted:yeah but i mean no culinary experience I think we're on the same page
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:56 |
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I just watched the Amy's Baking Company episode based on reading this thread (I never watch Kitchen Nightmares, just Hell's Kitchen) and it is absolutely amazing. Those people are so entertainingly delusional. If they ever make a comedy movie about them, Riki Lindhome should play the wife.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 03:10 |
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Nonviolent J posted:My fav Hell's Kitchen freakout I ain't no bitch
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:03 |
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:45 |
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i did not know alton brown was a religious nut you guys have ruined alton brown for me
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:55 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I ain't no bitch Oh... He a bitch. That guy had to have been some plant actor by the producers.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:56 |
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Vegetable posted:i did not know alton brown was a religious nut you guys have ruined alton brown for me who cares Seriously unless hes a pedophile if he makes good food just enjoy it. If you can't handle the fact the dude loves God and follow his recipe at the same time its not really his problem.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:02 |
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Vegetable posted:i did not know alton brown was a religious nut you guys have ruined alton brown for me jesus wept for that chicken thigh potato dish.
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There's an episode of Hotel Hell where this old guy built with his bare hands the hotel that the family runs. He basically spent like eight years building a huge wooden mansion and then said 'well, I did my part, I'm gonna smoke weed forever now' and seeing Gordon interact with that guy is the best. I think my favorite bit is when he is laying out what needs to happen and he tells the old man 'Look you built this place, you need to stay out of the bussiness and just stay in your shed smoking your weed' and his response was 'this is why you're here' and then he just walks off lol.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:56 |
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mng posted:Oh... He a bitch. I'm half convinced there is at least one or two plants put into each season for dramatic effect.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 18:24 |
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Lt. Tanaka posted:I'm half convinced there is at least one or two plants put into each season for dramatic effect. I just assumed that during the screening process they just pick a few assholes.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 18:48 |
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if gordon ramsay is screaming at you and your response isn't you aint no bitch then guess what you are the bitch
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:22 |
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I just broke up with someone like her, might be borderline
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:30 |
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amy from amy's baking company and donald trump speak exactly the same.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:43 |
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its the best burger, ive never heard anyone complain about this burger, we have tons of great people who love this burger, its the online trolls that are lying, etc seriously they have the same delusion.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:45 |
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FuhrerHat posted:amy from amy's baking company and donald trump speak exactly the same. They both speak unhinged narcissist.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:45 |
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...and the pitch! posted:They both speak unhinged narcissist. Do they both speak cat, though?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:47 |
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mng posted:Do they both speak cat, though? I'll spend the rest of the afternoon crafting a sign language joke re: pussy
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