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I love cats! But sometimes they do stupid things. One time my mother's cat was taking a piss, and she was angry, and somehow she managed to fall forward onto her face while peeing. I was pretty impressed.
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going from 0-60 on hardwood floors and slamming straight into the wall
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Jan 19, 2017 03:02
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My dumb cat was so stupid we dropped him off at a pet shelter. Way to get owned there, cat.
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Jan 19, 2017 03:06
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dookifex_maximus posted:going from 0-60 on hardwood floors and slamming straight into the wall 
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Jan 19, 2017 03:07
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Black cat: Jumped up onto end table with candle on it, set himself briefly on fire. Grey cat: poo poo on her own tail. Tried to sharpen her claws on a metal speaker grill, got stuck, panicked and broke part of the claw off when I tried to help her. Orange and grey cats, working together as a team: Toppled a really heavy guitar amp head off of the combo amp it was sitting on, smashed many tubes.
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Jan 19, 2017 03:12
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got eaten...dumb loving cat, he was delicious though
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Jan 19, 2017 03:14
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my wife likes to tell the story of my cat attempting a leap but failing spectacularly. I'll have to ask her the details of the incident, but she always says that it was quite hilarious. My brothers fat orange cat that I've posted a picture of was dumb enough to trust humans to try and cure her cancer by accepting chemotherapy treatment. They messed up the dosage
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Jan 19, 2017 03:15
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sprained his foot jumping a whopping 3 feet
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Jan 19, 2017 03:17
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was beat up by a chicken
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Jan 19, 2017 03:17
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refuses to eat out of anything but his food bowl i left for a couple days and gave him extra food in different bowls and he ate just the 1 original bowl of food and i assume he just starved for 3 days after that
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Jan 19, 2017 03:19
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he rammed himself so hard into the side of my fridge due to hardwood floors and physics he managed to rock it back and forth.
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Jan 19, 2017 03:20
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hth posted:refuses to eat out of anything but his food bowl Hahaha My mother's cat also liked to hide behind the glass door because then she could hide and see through it! 
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Jan 19, 2017 03:22
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Pick posted:Hahaha what a tard
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Jan 19, 2017 03:22
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hes my dearest friend but honestly im ashamed to admit he is a climate change denier
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Jan 19, 2017 03:23
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I'm pretty sure i got this one won, but it was my moms cat not mine. He was a very skittish cat, prone to freaking out over nothing. I was in my room and heard this thundering around the house and went to go see wtf is going on... i hear the thunder circling around upstairs and it sounds like its going towards the stairs. Basically he had eatten about 2 feet of ribon, and shat it out in a string. About a foot was hanging out with a rock hard turd stuck to the end of it and he thought something was chasing so he was running as fast as possible trying to get away. I think that poor cat almost had a heart attack and I almost died laughing. Luckily I was able to grab him with a towel on the next cycle round the inside of the house cut it at anus level with a pair of scissors and he was able to pass the rest without an issue. He died years ago from nautrual causes. RIP Gizmo AKA Gizzy Wendigee fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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Jan 19, 2017 03:27
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she'd sleep on a dog bed! the madman* *dog bed not pictured, rug pictured
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Jan 19, 2017 03:29
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Hardawn posted:she'd sleep on a dog bed! the madman* that's a quality kitty tum tum 
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Jan 19, 2017 03:30
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Hardawn posted:she'd sleep on a dog bed! the madman* wanna pet that belly
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Wendigee posted:I'm pretty sure i got this one won, but it was my moms cat not mine. Being chased by a turd sounds scary as hell 
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Jan 19, 2017 03:33
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Ate your poo poo OP! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 19, 2017 03:43
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Wanted to poo poo so she waited by the back door. It was raining so she changed her mind and led me to the front door where it was also raining.
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Jan 19, 2017 03:46
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when I was a kid we lived in a big old house in the country and one night my mom & I heard meowing coming from up inside the fireplace chimney. turns out our kitten had climbed up it and gotten totally stuck inside somehow? we couldn't even get to her. my dad came home after working second shift and had to spend a crazy amount of time literally chiseling her back out. RIP sushi you never appreciated anything
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Jan 19, 2017 03:55
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flesh dance posted:RIP sushi you never appreciated anything That's the best thing about cats
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Voted Trump.
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Jan 19, 2017 04:13
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When I was a kid, our indoor/outdoor cat would pretty regularly get caught in really stupid places. He got caught in our neighbor's live muskrat trap at least once, and once he went missing for several days and came home smelling like motor oil, so presumably he got caught in someone's garage. He was a good cat, but really dumb. Our current stupid cat will pretty regularly hunt someone's pants leg, get a claw stuck in the fabric, and be drug along for several steps before she decides she should release herself. She's also spent over a week getting into furious fights with the box spring, to little effect besides making the most irritating sound in the world and getting thrown out of the bedroom for the night.
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Jan 19, 2017 04:15
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My dad's cat Potato is so fat that she has to dig her claws into the carpet on the stairway to heft herself around so she can lick her back. It's like a bowling ball trying to lick it own rear end in a top hat
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Jan 19, 2017 04:28
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had seizures and galloped like a horse (she had brain damage)
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Jan 19, 2017 04:37
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I was really stoned the other day and my cat was sitting on the back of my chair. I whispered in her ear "You're fat". She turned her head and gave me the dirtiest loving look I've ever seen out of a cat. I have never laughed so drat hard. It wasn't really stupid it was just funny. The stupid things are laying in windowsills that aren't wide enough and falling out when they fall asleep EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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Jan 19, 2017 04:38
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what makes you think i have a cat?
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Jan 19, 2017 04:43
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Believe it or not you're never more than 10 feet away from a cat
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Jan 19, 2017 04:47
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dude loves to eat iphone cables no other cables just iphone cables he chews on them with his little teeth
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Jan 19, 2017 04:47
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Sponge Baathist posted:Believe it or not you're never more than 10 feet away from a cat tht's because you're a cat
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Jan 19, 2017 04:48
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Ah, cats: the autist's companion.
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BirryJoru posted:had seizures and galloped like a horse A friend of mine in college had a lot of stories about her aunt's cat, who had been adopted after being found on the road, severely injured and brain-damaged after a car accident. Among other issues, the cat apparently had lost the ability to meow as a result of her brain damage, so she would purr forcefully at people when she wanted attention. Most of the cat's time was spent sitting in the kitchen staring raptly at the refrigerator, but that may not have been brain damage, just bein' a cat.
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My cat used to like to run really fast on parquet floors and do a slide into a jump but one day she hit the underside of the table and now she has a messed up crumpled ear and she hates when i pet it.
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Antivehicular posted:A friend of mine in college had a lot of stories about her aunt's cat, who had been adopted after being found on the road, severely injured and brain-damaged after a car accident. Among other issues, the cat apparently had lost the ability to meow as a result of her brain damage, so she would purr forcefully at people when she wanted attention. Most of the cat's time was spent sitting in the kitchen staring raptly at the refrigerator, but that may not have been brain damage, just bein' a cat. ours was rescued by my dad and brother on the sidewalk presumably after falling from a freshly tarred rooftop she had tar on her belly that took weeks to get rid of and little quirks but she was a good cat
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I wish we could tell all these mommy cats that their kittens ended up in good homes after they disappeared
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