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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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incompetent posted:

Something Awful has a front page?

I was reading a Horrors of Porn article in my freshman computer class circa 2005 and my teacher saw it. He wasn't amused.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Blitz7x posted:

No one else came straight from the GameFAQs LUE board? Haha yeah no me neither

Oh god that takes me back. I stopped posting on LUE when I discovered that these forums existed.

I am thankful that all of that old posting history is long since purged.

LUELinks provided me so many great :files: as well.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
What was the drama that sent Gendo into self imposed exile?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Stranger Things is amazing and the teaser for Season 2 was the only highlight for the night up to that point.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I like video games.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I've been a die hard Zelda fan and bought a switch and botw day one. I put 70 hours into it and then all desire to finish it left me. I haven't touched it since. I don't really know why.

I mean I 100%ed Skyward loving Sword back in 2011. Somethings wrong with me.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Amy Pole Her posted:

Sounds like your testicles descended. Congrats!

I don't get excited about video games anymore. I find it really sad.

I still play games but mostly Strategy games nowadays.

I LOVED Horizon though so I still have some childlike wonder in me.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Intruder posted:

The police were talking about how they were exploring if this is related to the knockout game lol

Close, it was related to butt chugging.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Can we talk about how e-sports are the worst development in the history of the human experience?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

Trump just decertified the Iran deal, likely to make Rex's life as miserable as possible.

He's trying to get Rex to resign because he's too cowardly to fire him.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

Iran could shut down all oil coming out of the gulf very easily.

Iraq, as catastrophically stupid as that was, couldn't make the same claim.

There was pressure within the bush admin to go ahead and invade Iran too and the rest of the republicans (and bush) resisted it.

Was it Rumsfeld? It was Rumsfeld wasn't it?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Haha

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Leperflesh posted:

no you see, if people will pay $12 a month for Netflix, clearly they'll pay $5 a month to watch CBS reruns! The star trek series is just the cherry on top. This is totally gonna make our network relevant again!

The crazy thing is that CBS is BY FAR the highest rated network in like every time slot all week. Why are they desperate here?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The only Nazi I know of that we can blame mental illness on is Tila Tequilla who had a stroke and went crazy.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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It's a shame that Trump has literally never overhyped something utterly inconsequential before otherwise I'd have hope that this wasn't a big deal.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Leperflesh posted:

Just wanna add that this dude was well-known to goons, because in addition to constructing (not buying, but actually building) that submarine, he went on to a partnership with another dude to form Copenhagen Suborbitals, a fly-by-night Danish company that was (still is, I think) privately building super-low-cost rockets in an attempt to put a man into space on a suborbital trajectory.

They were using the sub to haul their launch platform out to sea for launches at one point.

So anyway dude was always a bit eccentric but generally spaceflight goons were pretty enamored of this venture, and more generally the attitude that sure yes we can get volunteers and just figure poo poo out and build poo poo and it's cool. It's very jarring to then out of nowhere have him straight up psychopath murder a journalist and on top of that be astoundingly poo poo at trying to get away with it.

Not simply that, a Goon actually worked with the guy on his submarine so we can consider this another successful Goon Project!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Better than that Goon who lost kid daughter to CPS because of WoW.

Though he did turn his life around.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

Was that the guy who banned from his guild for raiding at the er while his wife was in delivery

Nope that was someone else. lol there have been so many degenerate Goons.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Does anyone have that famous quote listing all the ridiculous ways Goons have hosed up? It includes things like the Zip Line death trap, the Hawaiian slave plantation, and the Pet Island mod who slaughtered chickens.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I think Doobies Dog House is my favorite Goon story, narrowly edging out Zybornne Clock.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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One time a goon posted a thread in TFF asking what kind of ammo he should buy and then went out and shot a bunch of people who may or may not have vandalized his pumpkins.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Must Love Horses (22 Battery Park) is the best thread ever imo

What was that one?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That tweet has just as many comments as likes. That's hilariously bad for a tweet.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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She is getting completely screwed but her show sucks.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

ESPN seems convinced they can be neutral on a moving train and they are just gonna alienate everyone

Somehow not as bad as NBC desperately trying to push Megan Kelly onto anyone who'll watch her. (Spoilers it's nobody)

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol Trumps claiming to have shot a 73 during his golf outing today.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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So what time are tickets for Star Wars going on sale tonight? Right after the trailer airs at halftime?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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FizFashizzle posted:

I'm at work watching dancing with the stars and lol Frankie Munoz has no memory of the last 15 years

Probably for the best.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Joey Freshwater posted:

Currently on hold with Comcast for 30 mins. Who wants to take bets on how much longer I have

You know they're laughing at you.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I have to read all of Tocquevilles The Old Regime and the French Revolution by next Monday. I really don't want to.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Can anyone explain to me what the gently caress went on with Rick And Morty and that stupid sauce? I've never seen the show but I keep seeing all these videos of people flipping out at McDonalds and I don't understand.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Grittybeard posted:

As far as I can tell the show mentioned some obscure sauce McDonalds had for a promotion in the 90s and all the fans went batshit crazy over it. Then McDonalds said they'd bring it back for a limited time and didn't actually bring very much of it back and all of those fans rioted when they ran out immediately.

Yeah ok, but why?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I feel that Iran getting nukes would be a net good in terms of stabilizing the Middle East but don't forget that North Korea is a crushing authoritarian hellhole with literally zero redeeming qualities and if it weren't for Trump being a saber rattling psycho we'd be rightfully outraged about them getting nukes.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That reminds me, why the gently caress is step daughter/siblings the new big thing in porn? It's basically every single thing on pornhub.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Spoeank posted:

My life goal is to retire in one of the remote towns in the sierra nevadas.

I want it so much!

Hope you like wildfires.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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That sucks.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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My insignificant worthless high school football program made national sports news a couple years after I graduated because they won a state Division 4 championship on a technicality. They were just about to win but in the final seconds the other team scored a miracle hail mary touchdown to seemingly win. BUT because the receiver raised his fist in the air in celebration after he caught it due to some state No Toleration policy the play was called back for unsportsmanlike conduct and so and so my stupid rear end school won. Holy poo poo everyone from the school was soooo salty on facebook about how everyone rightly pointed out that they didn't deserve to win it was great.

That's my story about HS football.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What happened to Brandon Fraser. He was in the Mummy movies and then dropped off the face of the Earth

He had a series of high profile box office bombs in the late 2000s.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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What do you use the sledgehammer for?

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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My younger cousin's first job coming out of college was 60k+ benefits with 15 days paid vacation AND the week between Christmas and New Years off as well.

I guess that's what you can get when you complete a 5 year Masters in chemical engineering instead of coasting and never even completing a history degree.

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