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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

How in the world did Johnny Cash manage to have a concert at Folsom prison?

I cannot imagine any prison in the world doing something like that these days with a loving gospel band, let alone someone like Johnny Cash.

I randomly watched a comedy special on Netflix that was the comedy central roast guy doing one at a prison.

They interviewed the warden and he was like: Turns out prisoners behave better when there's a carrot to go with the stick, so we said, behave for 2 months and you get to go to a comedy show and most of the prisoners did. He also shot a few bits with him walking around talking to guys in general pop that was pretty great.

So yeah, this prison let a dude come in and basically egg on prisoners for awhile, and it seemed like about as good as you could expect for an american prison.

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Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

seiferguy posted:

I bought my account here because I posted on another mega forum (at the time) that was a libertarian paradise, where posting the n-word was totally fine, white supremacists were allowed to keep their threads open in the D&D equivalent, among other things and was like "Yeah, I don't need this anymore."

Paying for an account?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

sean10mm posted:

Near Raleigh, and vinegar sauce + spicy sauce + Texas Pete by the time I was done with all the meat.

Nice. Nice.

Nice nice nice

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Kalli posted:

I randomly watched a comedy special on Netflix that was the comedy central roast guy doing one at a prison.

They interviewed the warden and he was like: Turns out prisoners behave better when there's a carrot to go with the stick, so we said, behave for 2 months and you get to go to a comedy show and most of the prisoners did. He also shot a few bits with him walking around talking to guys in general pop that was pretty great.

So yeah, this prison let a dude come in and basically egg on prisoners for awhile, and it seemed like about as good as you could expect for an american prison.

There's a miniseries where Gordon Ramsay goes to a british prison and teaches them to make baked goods, it makes you feel really good when Gordon kinda takes the warden to task when he's being a dick to some of the inmates.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

evilweasel posted:

civ 5 is stupidly easy once you realize the AI just plain doesn't get ranged units, how to fight them, and how not to repeatedly walk its entire army into a death cauldron

That's actually a realistic portrayal of every European power that went up against Parthia or the Mongols.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Doltos posted:

I bought my account to post about football and here I am 12 years later!!

I came here for the NBA threads I never post in.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Doltos posted:

I bought my account to post about football and here I am 12 years later!!
For me, it was to post about wrestling. None of my friends liked wrestling and I was getting back into it.

Also, I don't remember how long I've been posting here but I care not to. This reg date is embarrassing enough.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I spent 2 years reading all the front page articles and content like Photoshop Friday, Comedy Goldmine, and Fashion Swat before I even figured out that a forum existed. Somehow I never really questioned where all that content came from.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I spent 2 years reading all the front page articles and content like Photoshop Friday, Comedy Goldmine, and Fashion Swat before I even figured out that a forum existed. Somehow I never really questioned where all that content came from.

Something Awful has a front page?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The forums I was on previously died when an admin stole all the money and I stumbled onto SA because of his quake 3 map reviews and just kind of found myself reading current events. Also the Deus.se.cx article was the first time I saw the goat man.

At some point they posted they'd be making the forums have a $10 registration fee so that's when I registered an account and I pretty much just lurked until SAS was created.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

incompetent posted:

Something Awful has a front page?

I was reading a Horrors of Porn article in my freshman computer class circa 2005 and my teacher saw it. He wasn't amused.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

The forums I was on previously died when an admin stole all the money and I stumbled onto SA because of his quake 3 map reviews and just kind of found myself reading current events. Also the Deus.se.cx article was the first time I saw the goat man.

At some point they posted they'd be making the forums have a $10 registration fee so that's when I registered an account and I pretty much just lurked until SAS was created.

What up 'registered to avoid paying a fee friend'

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.

Adun posted:

Paying for an account?

:hfive:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Somone bought my first account and I ended up buying a second

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

[borat voice] what is thees?

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i had been reading the front page and lurking since like 2005ish, then ended up dating some girl that was a goon (i didn't know beforehand!!!!) and she just gifted my lazy rear end an account

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I got an account to apply for a job in a way that actually got me talking to a human being instead of getting tied into a pile of resumes, then I got a different job posted here and that was cool for many years

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Also you have to take out Gandhi and Alexander (might have been Caesar or Fredrick the Great, but one of those guys) immediately because those guys are pretty belligerent and don't take no for an answer. It's vital for me to play peacefully for the first few hundred years and they make it impossible

I use mods with civ5 so ai personalities are randomized and everyone starts with a bit of extra gold and troops and a wonder nearby so it's not quite as dull at the start, but with the slow speed so I can enjoy crossbowman supremacy for a while. Then I just hold territory til I get artillery, attacking towns is a huge PITA before that. Endgame is stealth bomber spam with submarines to isolate areas. :smaug:

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Chichevache posted:

That's actually a realistic portrayal of every European power that went up against Parthia or the Mongols.

Same for everyone. Took the assyrians and later the Persians a long rear end time to adjust.

Silly persians trying to chase steppe tribes around for decades.

The only people who got it right in history really quickly were the chinese who'd just sortie out every now and then and do some killin' and then go back home.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Why are the chat & divisional threads back? Not that I'm complaining, but I can't browse the forums at work anymore so I musta missed something.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Sour Diesel posted:

then ended up dating some girl that was a goon

loving gross

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
To be fair the Romans learned really quick after Crassus and Anthony's failures.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

Why are the chat & divisional threads back? Not that I'm complaining, but I can't browse the forums at work anymore so I musta missed something.

Because our evil moderator / some cool dudes overlords got turfed out and the news guys lowtax installed are about making the forums great again and thus letting us all have more freedom.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I dunno how many people remember the "GET UR POPCRN RDY" thread but that's what convinced me to buy my original account

I also went to GoonCon in 2004 lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Why are the chat & divisional threads back? Not that I'm complaining, but I can't browse the forums at work anymore so I musta missed something.

No mods no masters.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

BlindSite posted:

Because our evil moderator / some cool dudes overlords got turfed out and the news guys lowtax installed are about making the forums great again and thus letting us all have more freedom.


Chichevache posted:

No mods no masters.

Oh cool, Thanks, :smugdon: Free PopDog.

I had an old account registered in 2002 or 2003 I think, registered because of the frontpage and had a few IRL friends who had accounts, got banned and decided I hated the username. Now here I am with a Trump avatar, so....things are going well for me.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
No one else came straight from the GameFAQs LUE board? Haha yeah no me neither

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Blitz7x posted:

No one else came straight from the GameFAQs LUE board? Haha yeah no me neither

Oh god that takes me back. I stopped posting on LUE when I discovered that these forums existed.

I am thankful that all of that old posting history is long since purged.

LUELinks provided me so many great :files: as well.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

my life story is that I was a J4G to a WoW guild and a while before then was banned from gamefaqs due to irreconcilable differences with the summer contest board. thanks, you're my friend as well.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Sneak King >>>>>>>>>>>>> all other games

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

GobiasIndustries posted:

Why are the chat & divisional threads back? Not that I'm complaining, but I can't browse the forums at work anymore so I musta missed something.

it's funny how division/chat threads were against the rules but people liked them/liked posting in them so fun was illegal

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
They are kind of pointless and just seem to segregate everyone so it makes sense they weren't a thing.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

*points at you* Actually it's cool to wake up every morning and read how loving pathetic and dumbassed the Bengals are from fans of better and a worse team without having to sort through posts about Tom Brady eating hot dogs. then i can circle around and read that as well, later on.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Metapod posted:

Sneak King >>>>>>>>>>>>> all other games

I'm not sure if I still have that game around but I had it since the first day yet never played it
:(

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

CharlestheHammer posted:

They are kind of pointless and just seem to segregate everyone so it makes sense they weren't a thing.

Plus it creates cliques and animosity between them and discourages new blood from posting. Not that we ever get new blood these days.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Me and my gang of roving AFC South poster allies are going to kick your rear end.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Just cancelled Comcast after finally getting Google Fiber. :feelsgood:

Also holy poo poo is the internet fast.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CharlestheHammer posted:

They are kind of pointless and just seem to segregate everyone so it makes sense they weren't a thing.

How can we Make America Great Again if we don't confine the Browns to their own posting ghetto?

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

CharlestheHammer posted:

They are kind of pointless and just seem to segregate everyone so it makes sense they weren't a thing.

It doesn't segregate anyone. Segregation is when you force separation. People choose to post in divisional and fun threads because that's what they want to do.

The much better explanation is MorningView is a total moron that was given the moderator keys by a creepy stalker and disagreed with all our fun stuff because he's a total moron

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Probably Magic posted:

Me and my gang of roving AFC South poster allies are going to kick your rear end.

that doesn't sound very much like the afc south to me

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