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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Blitz7x posted:

Light the beacons, send riders to gather the good posters

you're gonna get me instead, sorry

my name's patty cavy and I'm here to say/ i love andey dalton in a serious way

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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kill all owners, make teams player-owned

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

But what will become of the Packers :ohdear:

the petty bourgeoisie will be given an opportunity to peacefully relinquish their shares

except scott walker who will be fired out of a union made cannon into the sun

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Blitz7x posted:

No it's pretty obvious


Dan Snyder is the new US ambassador to Niger

I guess getting Chip Kelly to go was never gonna happen

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Filthy Casual posted:

Bears confirmed for move to London?

yeah they're gonna be turned into hats when they get there

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Star Wars movies, best to worst-

Empire
A New Hope
Rogue One
Return of the Jedi
Force Awakens

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Ehud posted:

no ghostbusters in any of these lists

you can all drink my pee

so it's your #1 movie huh

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I think it was because the protagonist was female or something like that

nope fury road kicked rear end

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I thought he meant something different when he said "fuss". I do remember a bunch of MRAs being bent out of shape over it for some reason

oh whoops, that went over my head

whatever bends idiot internet mras out of shape is a-ok in my book.

Thermos H Christ posted:

It was a totally balls-out action movie that was heavy on stunts and practical effects, light on CGI, and it was way more Girl Power than most action movies since it was about group of women defying and ultimately bringing down a literal patriarchy

It's this. I've never been in a movie before where about 30 minutes in, it lets up and you hear the assholes of everyone in the audience simultaneously unpucker

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Jaws: a fish eats people, rather than the other way around!!

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I drink pickle juice out of the jar

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

My cousin worked in pickle factory.

People pissed in the brine barrels.

hell yeah

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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fury road is good for two reasons: it's an incredible loving movie and also it's a great way to weed out those without appreciation of good movies

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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The Big Jesus posted:

P sure that falls under 'dumb and pointless things.'

:ok:

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I feel bad for goons who will never take joy in god's perfect cinema creation: the Ben hur remake

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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CharlestheHammer posted:

20 of which no one actively talked about.

I have to say, for a team that's pretty forgettable a lot of the time, the Titans posters here are good as hell

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I've had a chest cold for the last three days and work has sucked severely because of it

upside: nobody judges me when I guzzle cough syrup

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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sean10mm posted:

I suggest booze based treatment on the weekend. Irish coffee by day, hot toddies by night. If it doesn't work you're still too drunk to care.

I only get one day off a week and must be 100% no question sober for work, so I've really cut back on booze

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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No Irish Need Imply posted:

How does Touchdown Tom feel about the Muslim ban? This is important.

He's for it so that the falcons can't have their WR2 on the field

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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4 RING SHRIMP posted:

What are some good sick day movies other than The Godfather 1&2, casino, and good point break?

John Wick

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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PrinceRandom posted:

Did anyone say Tombstone

we're not at foodchat yet but this could be a convenient segue

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Bad Moon posted:


Cox coolest confirmed

Dr cox rants are some magical poo poo

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

he said "transformers" not "titans"

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Volkerball posted:

lol what a little loving baby. there's nothing more pathetic than people who get up in arms about the INJUSTICE of being probated on an internet forum.

the champion of this, of course, being ironknuckle and I don't think he'll ever be surpassed

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I dunno, irony-poisoned canadian weirdos on some level don't feel as owned as an extremely patriotic (furry? sonic enthusiast? something like that) who bought lots of avs to complain about being banned

real judgement call though

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Posting about posting: what is up with DNS just randomly going on rants about how everyone's a human being

Posting about food: I eat cereal dry *except for* wheaties

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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186 posted:

Cincinnati Chili owns gently caress the haters.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I saw a girl with a tramp stamp that said "Make Me Believe In God" seven years ago and every time I think of it it makes me laugh

That's my tattoo story thx for reading

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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ChickenMedium posted:

Wait, you prefer to follow people who tweet a ton? It takes all kinds I guess.

Dave Weigel is a pro follow, and I'm not just saying that because he might be forums poster "Joementum".

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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pho is good but people who are insanely into pho are bad

I like to call this the "bacon rule"

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

Zealots of every stripe are terrible, e.g., radical muslims, vegans, atheists who preach, crossfitters, and Pittsburgh Steelers fans but mostly the ones from outside of pennsylvania

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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The perfect meal is a 3 way from Gold Star (skyline acceptable), cheese coney mustard no onions, and whatever soft drink you prefer.

Bonus points for going to Graeter's for dessert.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I'm having a protein shake and kettle brand salt&vinegar chips for dinner

Just saw a very overweight lady try to steal from a convenience store and the middle eastern shop owner tell her he'd call the cops if she ever tried it again in extremely broken English

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I have spent the last two nights getting extremely mad at people making lots of noise while I'm trying to sleep

Countdown to sleep deprived murder starts now

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Febreeze posted:

It's a sense of humor that can only come with the despair of living in a place like Ohio

see also: astronauts

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Benny the Snake posted:

And two assassinated presidents

long time we haven't had a president from Ohio, which means we're about due for *shuffles through rolodex* Jerry Springer to make a run

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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i'm in a long distance relationship but I'm traveling to see the gf soon so we just had a nice chat and are gonna do the st v's festivities when we're together

she's great :unsmith:

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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weird Asian candy posted:

Manti Te'o account spotted

she's from CANADA YOU'VE NEVER MET HER. UGH

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Diqnol posted:

What did you do?

He's Sean Spicer

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Do you still live in Seattle, Bad Moon? Def one of my favorite food scenes

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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yeah having grown up in the midwest, the breadth of quality and variety in seattle kicked rear end. i like seattle

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