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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 20:01

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:14

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Let's all play overwatch

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 14:03

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I would like an AFC vs NFC 6v6

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 17:21

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

I'm never going to finish Yakuza 0

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 14:17

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Don't be a hooligan rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 14:28

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

swickles posted:

I begin Catholicism 101 tomorrow, anyone got any advice?

You don't get to sip the wine at mass more than once despite what rg3 might tell you

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 13:57

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Spoeank posted:

Real tip for Catholic masses don't take the Christ Cracker if you aren't actually Catholic and don't know what to do.

My cousins husband for scolded for it once. They'll do a silly little blessing instead. You aren't missing anything, Christ is super bland.

I love the Christ crackers

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 19:06

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

The Big Jesus posted:

I'm almost done with my cardio cycle and am about to start lifting again for the first time in uh.... a long time. My knee makes some godawful noises when I do squats so we'll see how that goes.

Use less weight and work on your mechanics

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 11:57

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Chichevache posted:

Found a blind chick?

Now that's cummies

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 11:23

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

A Man and his dog posted:

Do not shame my tacos.

And get the gently caress out of here with some Chillis taco pics that have been photoshopped.

Why are you going to Chili's for the culinary perfection of the 🌮

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 21:28

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

MLB the show is good

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 01:03

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

A Man and his dog posted:

What's the best gift / item to bring to this Easter dinner.

Everyone keeps telling me that I have to bring something for the table.

What the gently caress.

Bring bread and say you're passing out some fresh Jesus

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 17:59

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

JPrime posted:

gonna see metallica's long-awaited followup...."Two"

zero

it all goes back to zero man

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 18:41

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

gently caress avocados and gently caress everyone who likes them

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 13:54

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

I need a new phone

Nexus 6 isn't cutting it right now

Thinking of getting an s7

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 13:01

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ehud posted:

The S8 comes out soon.

Every phone is bad though.

No thank you

Not buying the newest newest phone, seems expensive

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 13:16

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Alaois posted:

i have never watched a complete game of baseball

Same but 🏈

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 12:16

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

FizFashizzle posted:

morning guys

i poured egg whites into my coffee

sigh

Stop trying to be ehud

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 12:46

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ehud posted:

I used to do a really good job about this. I am slipping.

You've been posting more

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 14:34

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Yeah I definitely sneak a few when I'm dicing them for stuff.

Also tomatoes are delicious.

Hell yeah

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 19:46

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

How do all of you fucks feel about CALL OF DUTY WHAT IS OLD IS NEW AGAIN WW2 TIME

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 18:57

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ehud posted:

I used a new pillow last night. It cost fifty dollars on Amazon and it changed my life.

http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mEY-ESKp7-fHbNDkeHzG_qQ.jpg

Was it something like this but with Ryan Tannehill

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 12:43

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I appreciate the concern but you are pop tarting a bit here.

When have you turned down a pop tart

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 05:27

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

BrownThunder posted:

Ban him

The Cord Lord Unsheathes His Sword

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 20:05

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

That wasn't what was asked

"If your next post doesn't have a picture of an artisan burrito and your usename(sic) next to it, dont post in here again."

Your post in response had no 🌯

PITCHFORKS

ZenVulgarity fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Apr 24, 2017

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 13:37

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

No that's GC

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 13:45

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

BT DON'T

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 19:54

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

The long path of banning rg3 begins with a single time out

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 20:01

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Leperflesh posted:

Just exactly how much leeway is there here for cat pics.

I mean there is a flood I can unleash but I don't wanna get probated.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 10:52

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ehud posted:

Today is my 8th wedding anniversary

I am getting old

Happy anniversary

We all are except for metapod

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 12:47

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

FizFashizzle posted:

Food in the United States is basically free on a caloric level and we could feed the nation twice over with just what we throw away. However, SNAP is administered by the state, so its vulnerable to all the cruel, pointless shittery that republicans are notorious for. Stuff like not being able to buy hot food with them, or counting child support as income and therefore disqualifying people.

SNAP is an insanely effective program, and it just needs to be fully federalized. The USDA releases guidelines, but of course the states can gently caress with them. Basically food stamps should work like this.

1. No one starves in the United State. Period, end of story.

2. Every child eats until they're eighteen. This is basically a two pronged attack.

a. First of all you increase the SNAP subsidies. Right now the monthly subsidy for a family of four is 648 dollars a month. So at 130% of the poverty level, you're going to need to feed your family on 21 dollars a day. That cruelty, and this is a subsidy. No father or mother is going to be able to go to school to learn a trade or whatever if they can't quit their wal mart job because at the end of the day your primary concern is going to be literally putting food into your child's mouth.

b. Every kid eats at school. I don't care what it costs. In 2012 it costs like 12 billion dollars. You just paint it as a national security issue. The original food program came about because the Army didn't have enough people that could survive basic. Even in the SEC, coaches recruit kids not knowing how big they'll get when they get actual honest to god nutrition. You can't learn if you're hungry, and no kid is going to admit to it.

Pretend I posted a big list of papers that back up that kids that don't get proper nutrition turn into hosed adults, but I'm getting ready for work right now.

Now my republican opponent A Neat Cape over here will tell you that if we feed their children, then parents will have no incentive to get that better job. They'll just be mooches on the system until the end of time. But I ask you, Ross, do you think people are proud of that? Do you think people want this situation? Or do you think they feel trapped.

Tell you what Ross, how about you come down to wal mart in Kennesaw, Ga. Leave your palatial estate in Southern California. We're gonna show up there at 11:50 on a Saturday night, because EBT benefits kick in at midnight. And you can see all the people that are just so alright with getting government assistance. We can watch them laugh all the way to the bank as they take all their kids to wal mart because they can't afford a babysitter. Or entire families that show up to do their weekly shopping because they only have one car, and they won't be able to go shopping again this week.

You watch that ross and you tell me these people are happy to be where they are.

God drat

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 14:34

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Lunch time

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:23

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hot. Women built like that are like 50% booty, and that speaks to my reptilian brain

loving

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 22:57

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

a neat cape posted:

Humans are infinitely more attractive above the waist, male and female

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 12:49

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

I'm going to buy beer and pick up the $86 of sushi I just ordered

Five chin shrimp

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 23:43

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Spoeank posted:

Dont mass-cultivation shame

He's a filthy loving patriot lover

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 00:29

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

A Man and his dog posted:

Big ole Marsh Pussay I know where you are coming from.

I recently found a very nice lady and we are very happy together.

I really hope it works out. But I've been burned before.

Tread lightly my friend.

Don't buy her a TV

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 16:21