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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

C-Euro posted:

I've definitely gotten razors through TSA in the past (the double-sided kind for safety razors). Only place that called me on it was Orlando and they also took my shaving soap at the same time because "it's a liquid over 3 oz". Bitch it was solid :argh:

I've also brought multiple opened bottles accidentally through with no one noticing.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The logo for the 2018 Chess Championship.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

What are some workplaces phrases you guys are enjoying lately

I’m loving when bosses say “blah blah, and call it a day”

I’m loving the word “cohort”, saying it all the time at work

"Let's not try to boil the ocean here"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I had someone forward me this email today and ask if this was a scam.

quote:

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There are obviously a ton of opportunities out there right now to profit from this explosion but our experts have the EXACT blueprint that you can use to combine bitcoin and real estate and even describe the next massive coin that will be BOOMING in January and beyond. It is our free holiday present to you so enjoy anf THANK YOU!

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Blitz7x posted:

What's the best outlook salutations for the signature? I loving hate "Best Regards," and I'm sitting here with "best," because it's short and sweet

I wish I were English so I could say cheers.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

What are the funniest seasons of Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

all of 'em

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

It’s a popular phrase amongst Indians


Tell me the best seasons of Sunny, every comedy show has its best and worst seasons. Even Seinfeld wasn’t that funny prior to Season 4

My fav is probably the gasoline selling scheme, or the cream pie episode - if only for the conversation Charlie has in the restaurant with Mac and Dennis about cream pies.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think that's in a much later season, 7 or 8 maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXJfqkT36M

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Dec 19, 2017

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Of course the episode where they setup Charlie on a date is immortal.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

lol there are aliens and no one gives a poo poo because it's 2017

They probably voted for Trump too.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Today we replaced all of our Xerox's with their new Altalinks, and for once they are a massive improvement.

Leperflesh posted:

Whenever I'm in a large (like 20+ people) Zoom conference for work, there's inevitably about a half-dozen people who have taped something over their laptop's camera instead of just disabling video in the conference. Naturally they're also working from home and consuming bandwidth to upload video of the backside of a piece of tape. And whenever that person speaks on the call, the main window switches to a square showing their piece of tape.

This is not a difficult thing to deal with. Zoom puts a control to turn video on or off in like four different places. And these people attending the calls are performing technical duties at a large software company.

I honestly think if you can't figure out how to click the button that turns video off, that's basically proof you're not qualified for your technical job at a software company. Like you're clearly aware there's video, or you wouldn't be putting tape over the camera.

tape is foolproof and set-it-and-forget-it

https://www.grahamcluley.com/webcam-spying-without-turning-led-researchers-prove-possible/

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
So in the last six months my office of under 100 people has had...

Coworker diagnosed with a ALS/Bulbar Palsy and can no longer even work
Coworker went into coma from encephalitis caused by West Nile virus
Coworker's 20 year old brother died from a head injury during skateboarding
Coworker's brother murdered his wife and killed himself
Coworker diagnosed with pancreatic cancer that has already spread to liver

gently caress off 2017

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That husband who killed his wife... they had two young boys, who were in the house at the time who are now orphans for Christmas, happened a few weeks ago. gently caress that guy forever.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

How could you leave out the best question of all?

https://gop.com/inaugural-year-approval-poll/

quote:

Do you believe the Fake News Media will fairly cover President Trump’s first year approval rating?
Yes
No
Other

Have you stopped beating your wife?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://www.vox.com/2017/12/20/16772670/baby-boomers-millennials-congress-debt

quote:

I think the major factor is that the boomers grew up in a time of uninterrupted prosperity. And so they simply took it for granted. They assumed the economy would just grow three percent a year forever and that wages would go up every year and that there would always be a good job for everyone who wanted it.

This was a fantasy and the result of a spoiled generation assuming things would be easy and that no sacrifices would have to be made in order to preserve prosperity for future generations.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I really like the Punisher series on Netflix, I don't know what people are complaining about. I think it's actually the best out of all the Marvel series.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
When did 'ship' become slang for imagining someone else in a relationship? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Had Home Alone 2 on tonight while making gingerbread men.

I think that is a more brutal Christmas movie than Die Hard.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
A Charlie Brown Christmas is the most overrated holiday special of all.

Muppets have the best version of a Christmas Carol.

These are my Christmas thoughts.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

piss tape israel posted:

My favorite line from The Last Jedi is from Yoda where he says "Failure is the greatest teacher" because it's so loving true.

Yoda was really perfect in that movie. Just showing up and calling out Luke for being a whiny dickbag just cause he's made a mistake.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

seiferguy posted:

Just don't do to your child what Lowtax's ex did to his.

Sleep with Lowtax?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

Characters act insanely dumb in like every Star Wars movie. Last Jedi owns.

This. The whole rescue plan at the beginning of Return of the Jedi is right out of the Cobra Commander handbook. The side mission to Canto Bight in Last Jedi is practically the Art of War in comparison to Luke's plan.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Coffee is for the weak.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What temperature you all got right now?

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