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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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fsif posted:

So uh, anyone protesting?

Lmao no and on a side note lmao

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Declan MacManus posted:

mods come and go but daltos remains

I prefer to be the power behind the throne

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Intruder posted:

Can someone post the discord

I'm going to post it because it'll piss off everyone on discord

https://discord.gg/VCKR3

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Darth Brooks posted:

I add cinnamon (and a lot of other spices) to the sauce. It's good.

Gross

Bolognese, and most Italian cooking, is about simple but great ingredients. Onion and olive oil until it sweats. Add good chuck steak at the bottom, brown on all sides. Take about 20 plum tomatoes, blanch them, take off the skins, add them to the pot. Bring to a boil, reduce to simmer, add salt and pepper to taste. Six ingredients but all of them half to be good.

The technique is also important. Little things like adding the starch from the pasta to the bolognese goes a long way, or mixing the pasta and the gravy in a saucepan before plating so it melds and tastes better.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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fsif posted:

The poster. He didn't conceptually understand what a pre-order was, so the channel had to dedicate an hour explaining why his loving Harambe baseball jersey wasn't going to be ready to ship for a few months. Unfortunately, he was perpetually black out drunk, so the exact same conversation was a daily occurrence.

Then he'd move onto harassing the girl goons.

Honestly you're right and it's a valid complaint that we're working on every day. The tactic now is to just not engage. Like don't talk back to him or anything like that. Unfortunately BrownThunder is the owner of the discord channel and he's more of a beta bitch than MorningView and won't ban the guy already.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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BrownThunder posted:

He's already banned you little (and I do mean little) insecure pile of olive oil

Ty I didn't realize he was banned already you excuse for a man

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Why does that dude have a pepe on his shirt? Is this some 4chan idiot that got sucker punched or something or is he an actual neo-nazi?

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Ah yes I see how that has something to do with pepe

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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I want to send a drone back in time to watch someone slip on their toga and fall down some stairs

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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List of funniest movies in history in order:

Semi-Pro
Anchorman
The Other Guys
Anchorman 2
Talladega Nights
Step Brothers

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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FizFashizzle posted:

In that entire list there isn't a scene as funny as the least funny scene from In Bruges

look at this pretentious gently caress

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Hot Diggity! posted:

This is Spinal Tap is the best movie

Apocalypse Now is a close second

If we're ranking best serious movies of all time:

Semi-Pro
Anchorman
The Other Guys
Anchorman 2
Talladega Nights
Step Brothers

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Mad Max Fury Road: A bunch of people drive somewhere then have to turn around and drive back

The plot is stupid and boring and the characters are bland and boring but its pretty cool cinematics so whatever

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Alaois posted:

will ferrell loving sucks

Lmao now youre just trolling

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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guys this movies great it has a guitarist strapped to the top of a truck!

yeah but whats it about?

and there's these awesome car chases and huge explosions!

but whats the movie about

... tom hardy grunts a lot while they try to run away from a bad guy but then they have to turn around and go back

ok

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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I should have included Mad Max: Fury Road on my list of comedies

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Because the movie was one big joke

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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You all copied my double post this page I'm disappointed in all of you but the burns were fantastic

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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FizFashizzle posted:

Lol gosling's body looks like poo poo

True but he has a successful acting career

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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I play Civ to rush towards the nearest person and kill him, thus ruining it for both of us

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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i like warrior

warrior or spearman

edit: changed my mind guys its spearman definitely

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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DKCecil had me for secret santa one year and sent a very nice package of montreal canadiens knick knacks and giants pencils, plus I believe a signed business card from kevin gilbride.

I'm glad he could spare a little of his junk money on me, at christmas time :)

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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I bought my account to post about football and here I am 12 years later!!

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Sour Diesel posted:

then ended up dating some girl that was a goon

loving gross

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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CharlestheHammer posted:

They are kind of pointless and just seem to segregate everyone so it makes sense they weren't a thing.

It doesn't segregate anyone. Segregation is when you force separation. People choose to post in divisional and fun threads because that's what they want to do.

The much better explanation is MorningView is a total moron that was given the moderator keys by a creepy stalker and disagreed with all our fun stuff because he's a total moron

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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CharlestheHammer posted:

Man your obsession with MV over some perceived slight is creepy as gently caress.

I guess all those people agreeing that MV is terrible in this thread are obsessed too

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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There weren't many divisional threads because they were quashed pretty quick. AFCW and AFCN were the biggest ones. The others were weak offshoots that weren't given a chance to grow.

But I guess I'm just obsessed for saying that.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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swickles posted:

Didn't you rage quit TFF for a while because people disagreed with you draft analysis.

I rage quit because TFF was a giant circle jerk echo chamber backed by a lovely mod that contributed to the dogpiling

Alaois posted:

He ragequits everything because people are constantly roasting his nuts for being stupid/wrong/racist about everything.

gently caress you Daltos, Krugs is not "in a dangerous ghetto"

Are you talking about Krugs in Newark? The ironbound is nice but you still have to drive through a dangerous ghetto to get there. Also I only quit once :(

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Why Krugs though I don't ever remember talking about Krugs

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Bad Moon posted:

Ill also root for you in Civ 6 series, Daltos

:D

BlindSite posted:

Despite the haters, i really enjoy your posts ans you should keep doing them.

:D

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

When I think of GoonCamp I think of that picture of HooverFan all by himself while everyone else is getting drunk in the background.

The HooverFan helldump was honestly too brutal

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Filthy Casual posted:

I figured MV was removed because he was like...never here.

He stopped posting here after the QCS callout thread and pretty much stuck to the basketball threads with hurr durr dunk on children posts

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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fan of the browns posted:

What the gently caress is going on around here? How is there a chat thread?

We're all having a ton of fun at the expense of Charlesthehammer's vagina getting sand in it

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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RG3 still uses 'they have cold beer' as a reason to go somewhere to drink, as if refrigeration hasn't been widely utilized yet in 2017.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Intruder posted:

Geez, I knew Indy was a one horse town...

the greatest joke ever told in tff

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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4 RING SHRIMP posted:

What are some good sick day movies other than The Godfather 1&2, casino, and good point break?

List of the best sick day movies in order:

Semi-Pro
Anchorman
The Other Guys
Anchorman 2
Talladega Nights
Step Brothers

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Don't watch mad max fury road though unless you like a movie without even the hint of a plot!

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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My team name two years ago was JPP's Fantasy Finger with a picture of a firework as my profile pic.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Febreeze posted:

Why haven't I seen Con Air mentioned yet

watch Con Air

Con Air makes the list of my best movies of all time list right below Step Brothers and Anchorman 2

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Turdsdown Tom posted:

hahaha it didn't even occur to me that every movie on that list featured Will Ferrell

it's been a long day

me and metapod were high-fiving on discord when this thread first came around due to my sick nasty will ferrell trolls i pulled off here

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