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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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This just in: Elway is a sports god and the Raiders can eat a dick. (So can the Chiefs)

Edit: Oddly enough I don't care enough to insult the Chargers but isn't indifference the worst insult?

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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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I just wanted to say that John Elway is the messiah and will deliver us from our lowly stature.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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You're right. The Broncos are the premiere team in the NFL, I apologize for my lack of faith.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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If it weren't for Al Davis, who knows when the AFC and the NFC would have merged. He was also hilarious in his extremely bad old person decisions before he died.

Tom Brady can eat poo poo because the MAGA crap but I'll admit that he's the best quarterback in the NFL has right now. I mostly can't stand pats fans that feel they have to tell everyone how awesome he is.

I like the division solidarity. You guys make the broncos look really good. I remember when we went to the playoffs with an 8-8 record because none of you could get your poo poo together.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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a neat cape posted:

Yeah but gently caress the Raiders

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Truly we are blessed with 5 more years of division domination.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Kull the Conqueror posted:

re: John Elway, I am basically this guy:

Me too :sparkles:

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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All Hail the Broncos! All Hail Elway!

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Typical Raider.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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At least he covers that dumb as gently caress haircut.


Also, GO BRONCOS WOOO! Suck it, Dallas!

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Let's not kid ourselves, in the end Shanahan was a hack who won by gimmick plays and clock management. It was like watching a college coach who had just watched the Replacements.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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God drat we make some of the ugliest poo poo (and still buy it)

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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I just want to wish good games to you all except gently caress the raiders and GOD BLESS ELWAY AND GOD BLESS HIS HORSE TEETH!

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Eli Wiggum posted:

RIP Derek Carr

How the gently caress does a dude break his back with a knee hit like that. It didn't look that hard. Sucks man.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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The Texans are gonna win this weekend I can feel it.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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So the broncos basically have two bye weeks in a row. Huh.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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a neat cape posted:

Yeah, probably

Agreed. It depends on if they get refunds.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Osweiler should have stayed in. McManus should have stayed out.

I am sad.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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I'm starting to think the Broncos are no longer the premier team in the NFL.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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I'm gonna make a prediction. Siemian is gonna get intercepted no less than 3 times and McManus will miss another goal this upcoming Monday Night Football while I sit on the couch and sob while drinking a Coors lite.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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warcrimes posted:

Happy Halloween weekend motherfuckers



Al should have told that boy his haircut's fuckin dumb.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Well that went poorly.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Why did we get Osweiler back again? Just to bench him?

Edit: Why the gently caress didn't we court Jimmy Garoppolo instead of Osweiler if we were just gonna bench him anyway.

Also, gently caress the Raiders.

Croatoan fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Oct 31, 2017

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Eli Wiggum posted:

There is no way in hell Siemian starts another game again. They're gonna roll with Brock.

Have you ever heard of how stubborn Elway can be?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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I would honestly be stunned if Elway didn't make the decision of who the starting QB is. I mean, that's about the only call I could see him meddling in but for real. This is Elway we're talking about.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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The Denver Post posted:

Brock Osweiler replaces Trevor Siemian as Broncos’ starting quarterback
Head coach Vance Joseph informed his players of the quarterback change Wednesday

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/11/01/brock-osweiler-named-broncos-starting-quarterback/

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Well that went poorly.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Man. Brock was bad but gently caress if our defense wasn't a joke. Mcmanus at least tried. What the gently caress, Vance?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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a neat cape posted:

The Chargers have actually won three of four and are good

The Chargers have the same record as the Broncos. "Good" isn't a term I'd use right now.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

My worry with replacing Elway, who isn't perfect but isn't bad, is who replaces him?

Manning


Also, I'm betting we're going to have a rough Sunday again. Sorry bud.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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He's not as bad as McDaniels was.


He needs to go though.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Have we already sunk so low as to besmirch the good name of Elway?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The Broncos are two years removed from a Super Bowl. They're not the Browns. They still have plenty in place to build around and support Brees and we know Elway wasn't shy about throwing money to land Peyton.

We all knew that spring after SB50 that the Broncos were a house of cards. None of this should be shocking, it's just disappointing.

I think Brees would be fine I just hate getting an old QB who's gonna retire in 2-3 years.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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You guys ever seen The Replacements? That's what we need. That level of shittiness.

Also I like the roof but otherwise your stadium looks like a techno hockey puck. I wonder if they'll use any solar panels. Lol like the Raiders would give a poo poo.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Can we just give up to gain draft position please?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

I was believing this until it said the Chiefs won a Super Bowl. Obvious fanfic imho

Fun Fact: It's been 48 years since the Chiefs have won a super bowl title.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Eli Wiggum posted:

Rumor has it that Musgrave is dumbing down the playbook for Lynch to give him a chance to succeed. Lmao if he ends up dunking all over the Raiders

The playbook is already simple and bad. Are we just gonna run high school plays now?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Typical Raiders.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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Welp it's not like it matters anyway but Talib and Crabtree are both suspended for 2 weeks.

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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

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a neat cape posted:

It matters for one team

Huh, you're right. They play the Chiefs on 12/10.

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